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I have realized after a long time observing how majority of Kenyans think and operate and I think the best way to operate in Kenya is by being a benovelent villain. Con people and make it look like you were just trying to earn a living then ' reform ' afterwards. Works 100%
Just con with impunity then reform and ' give back to society' if you can blame Satan and a few external factors then denounce him after you are rich and say god did, even better for you. Get into remand a few weeks and come out ' stronger'

This is the perfect business plan.
Kenyans relate so much with scandlers, swindlers and all other people of this caliber because they are looking for an opportunity to get ahead using these means themselves. Don't bother trying to get Kenyans to do the right thing. Most just want to use shortcuts let them be.
Please note that if you swindle hundreds or thousands, you will be burned alive but if you steal millions and billions, you will be elected to parliament and accorded the respect of a statesman etc.

Ensure you choose the correct figures when swindling. Good luck.

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