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Maybe is just no,but without commitment. Sometimes I am an engineer. I also do theses, dissertations ,and statistics (SPSS).
Sep 16 4 tweets 1 min read
I have realized after a long time observing how majority of Kenyans think and operate and I think the best way to operate in Kenya is by being a benovelent villain. Con people and make it look like you were just trying to earn a living then ' reform ' afterwards. Works 100% Just con with impunity then reform and ' give back to society' if you can blame Satan and a few external factors then denounce him after you are rich and say god did, even better for you. Get into remand a few weeks and come out ' stronger'

This is the perfect business plan.
Sep 3 9 tweets 2 min read
Let me give my insights on my current thinking of Thuggenomics, from the OG CBK governor. What is his plan on stimulating the economy? Some of this is being alongside Treasury. So let us get into my insights ( What I think, might not be accurate but still its what I think ). 1. When Ksh. slipped to 160 against the dollar, the first step was to stabilize the Ksh. Volatility was too high because and lots of high net worth individuals converted ksh to USD and there was lots of capital flight from kenya. The culprit? A $2B Eurobond that was due.
Aug 28 4 tweets 3 min read
Nimeona video ya Tahmeed Logistics palee Bus Life KE nikakumbuka walinifanyisha design then WAKANIOSHAAA clean wakatumia my ideas to construct the facility.

Nlifanya all the designs hadi renders na cost estimates.

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Hata BOQ bado niko nayo. Kenya hata watu wako na pesa bado wanakuosha tu. I was not paid A SINGLE COIN for the work done.

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Jun 11 8 tweets 2 min read
Fuel ( AGO, PMS, HFO, jet fuel etc) cost this country Ksh 500B annually , and which is denominated in foreign currency with vegetable oil at a distant second. This is a huge risk because it forces Kenya to hoard foreign currency to ensure we meet this demand. Fuel being a main component that spurs production, affects all sectors of the economy. When Ksh get weaker we pay a lot for fuel hence leads to inflation almost immediately, or government is forced to give huge subsidies that are unsustainable in a tight fiscal space.
May 16 4 tweets 1 min read
So I ordered both of these today to see what the fuss was about and I have this short review:

1. The order process was easy. I ordered and paid on Thursday for both orders and agreed the food will be sent by a rider at 1245 hrs

2. I got a call at 12 to confirm my location 3. Chicken Mandi ( That yellow rice and Chicken in frame 1 )- The chicken was well cooked and the rice was very much separated and apart from each other ( Geoo can help me with English here)

The chilli was very good ie not too hot and not too mild for my liking. 9/10
Nov 20, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
Have you ever wondered why no Engineers get jailed for these collapsed buildings? I'll explain

1. Buildings have 2 main phases :Design and supervision. Engineers design, do calculations and submit these +drawings. Client pays and engineers stamps drawings for construction 2. In the supervision phase, since the client already has drawings, he refuses to engage the engineers further and chooses to use Fundis who have done many of these buildings. These guys don't follow an QA QC procedures they only aim to cut cost.