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Sep 19 12 tweets 3 min read Read on X
The stats for my boring business portfolio:

> 7 businesses
> 20 hours/week
> $800,000+/year

I started 6 years ago with 0 experience…

Follow these 10 steps to do the same: Image
Step 1: Market Research.

Start your search with SMBmarket(.)com.

You'll see terms like:

• Price (how much it is)
• Revenue (incoming cash)
• Cashflow (profit - expenses)

Adjust the filters to your liking.
Step 2: Discover Your Type.

There are 1,000s of businesses to choose from.

Ask yourself:

• What businesses do I visit often?
• Which industries do I like?
• What has longevity?

And you aren't limited to one type either.
Step 3: Determine Your Goal.

Every investor is different.

If you want a more "hands-on" experience, something like a parking lot might not be for you.

Determine what you're looking for.

Then get after it.
Step 4: Set Your Financing.

Let's figure out your acquisition strategy.

These questions will help:

• Are you buying outright?
• Do you need a bank to finance?
• Are you bringing an investor with you?

I like to work with investors so I can do the deal with $0 out of pocket.
Step 5: Start Making Calls.

The more calls the merrier.

Steal these tips:

• Jot down as many notes as you can
• Know that you have the power
• Forget about the emotions
Step 6: Make an Offer.

Now, you MUST look at the last 3 years of "owner's total profit" (SDE).

Multiply the average by 2x-4x (deal dependent).

• Round down
• Make your offer
• Negotiate and wait

Practice expectation management. Image
Step 7: Structure The Purchase.

So I just mentioned that I like to do these deals with $0 out of my own pocket.

(Yes, it is possible).

Find an investor willing to put up the downpayment and give them more equity in return.

The extra cash flow will cover you.
Step 8: Do Your Due Diligence.

This is actually the most important part because you haven't closed yet.

Make sure you:

• Hire an accountant
• Talk to the employees
• Find a like-minded owner
• Check out their social media

Do NOT get lazy here, this is vital.
Step 9: Create a Post-Close Plan.

The first 3 months of ownership will set the tone for your success (this is huge).

You'll need:

• Insurance
• Email access
• Website control
• Employee contracts
• Social media accounts

Just to name a few things...
Step 10: Exhale and Close.

It's time to put the pen to the paper!

Congratulations.

You've done the due diligence.
You've done the research.
You've done the work.

Your generational wealth journey has begun...
I own 7 boring businesses that generate $7M+ per year.

If you want to learn how I've found and structured these deals so that you can buy one for yourself...

📲 DM me "Biz" and I'll show you how
🤝 Follow me → @benkellyone for more

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More from @benkellyone

Sep 16
You don’t need $1M in the bank to buy a business.

You can find a Boomer who’s retiring, buy their business without spending a dime, and take the profits.

Here’s how:
First things first.

You can’t just buy any old business.

Try to look for something that’s recession-resistant and won’t be replaced by AI.

A few timeless businesses:

• Laundromats
• Parking Lots
• Call Centers
• ATM Routes
You can use SMBmarket(.)com to find deals.

1. Search for your city
2. Look for $1M+ businesses
3. Minimum $100k/year cash flow

Also, call companies on Google Maps to find off-market deals (speak to the owner).
Read 12 tweets
Sep 12
Meet Whitney.

3 months ago, she bought a cleaning company.

She put in $90k and will make $200k/year after debt service.

Here’s the secret sauce we gave her to find, finance & close on the deal:

(While being a wife & mom to 3 kids) Image
Whitney joined Acquisition Ace in August 2023.

She had just had a 3rd child and wanted more flexibility.

Her husband owned a business already, and she was working in corporate.

They decided buying a business would give them more freedom.
Whitney started looking at commercial cleaning companies.

They’re a great first acquisition because:

→ Contracts are recurring revenue
→ A.I. is not replacing cleaning
→ It’s recession-proof

She found this one in Las Vegas…
Read 11 tweets
Sep 10
You don’t need $1M in the bank to buy a business.

You can find a Boomer who’s retiring, pair them with a buyer, and take a piece of the profits.

I call it “The Middleman Method.”

Here’s how it works:
It’s simple:

1. Find a business for sale
2. Structure creative financing
3. Take equity for putting the deal together
4. Never touch your own money

I did this with a utility drilling company ↓
My role was basically to find the deal and bring the buyer and financing together.

My team structured everything:

• Found the right people
• Handled financing
• Closed the deal
• Set meetings
Read 9 tweets
Sep 3
I'm 35.

I own 7 businesses (last year, they made $7,000,000+)

To spread the wealth...

Here’s the most in-depth training I've ever created on small business acquisition (my gift to you): Image
SMBmarket(.)com will be your best friend.

It has tons of listings for owners who are looking to sell their small businesses.

The listings will mention:

• SDE
• FF&E
• EBIDTA
Search for a business making $10K+/mo in cash flow & has been profitable for >5 years.

🔍 SMBmarket(.)com → Search: *Your Area* / Service Businesses → Price filter = $500k to $1M → More Filters → Cashflow = Min. $10k.
Read 15 tweets
Aug 25
The richest people in the U.S. aren’t building tech startups.

They’re buying car washes and laundromats using SBA loans.

Here are 11 boring businesses with the lowest failure rates in 2025: Image
1) Laundromats

~95% survive 5 years.

Consistent demand, coin-operated, minimal staff.

Profit margins: 30-35% thanks to self-service & upfront payment.
2) Self-Storage Facilities

~92% success after 5 years.

Low overhead, minimal staffing, highly scalable.

Average cash flow: $100/month per unit, fills gap with remote management.
Read 18 tweets
Aug 6
Boring income streams are the best.

You’d be foolish not to consider one of these lame but lucrative businesses (8 options):

1) Laundromat
2) Vending Machines
3) Self-Serve Car Wash
Read 12 tweets

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