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Craig Kelly, former MP for Hughes & failed furniture salesman, and his steadily decreasing band of embarrassing uncles your mother has told you to just ignore at the Christmas family gathering, have been ⤵️ Image
calling me out here to further illustrate the validity of my assertion of “(Fact-denying wankers such as Craig Kelly for example.)”
So thoughtful of so many to take the time out from their selection of posed selfies with drugged tigers in Thailand to futilely post on their dating profiles to try & cajole me through kindergarten level taunts to respond.
Despite Craigie’s petulant demand that I outline his multiple instances of fact denial in his words, on my timeline I feel it would be more entertaining & informative to do so in MY own words, since having waded through swamps of his fetid word salads,
I’m evidently more able to put forward the case in a more eloquent & erudite fashion.

I believe I speak for many in highlighting that we are quite frankly tired of hearing Craig Kelly’s words. Certainly his electorate was when he failed to be re elected.
In spite of the wise words of RuPaul, here we go. Image
Let’s have a brief glance at the multitude of false assertions uttered by this man - daily sinking further into irrelevance - which he has spewed forth in misguided defiance of thousands of educated experts, backed up by countless verified studies and research.
First off let’s look at the ludicrous post which prompted my response & was subsequently not addressed by Craig Kelly.

He incited the likes of “rebellious” Liberals, Nationals, One Nation, Libertarians, Family First, Katter’s Australia, & People First
to join together to form some kind of Katamari-esque ultra conservative band of the unhinged - to rail against the majority of progressive representatives and constituents.
You would think he would know such groups could never form a single entity - he’s been a member of most at them at one time or another.

Considering their meagre numbers - a clear denial of mathematical principles in general here.
Craig Kelly is probably most well known for his denial of the facts about Covid, and the medically & scientifically proven ineffectual usage of Ivermectin & hydroxychloroquine he extolled to “cure” & “prevent”, working with the oddly erratic pseudo-chef Pete Evans,
a man who simultaneously spread misinformation about Covid whilst selling a bogus $15,000 lamp to treat it.

Ah the flexible hypocrisy of capitalism.
The evidence against his misinformation has left him with more egg on his face than that incident back in April 2022. Image
Climate change appears to be something that happens when you touch the remote control of an air-con to Craig Kelly, even former PM Scott Morrison, ukulele player & specialist in curries à la salmonella, stopped him from appearing on Q&A & doing a Show & Tell of misinformation.
He has supported pushing climate change misinformation to schools.

He rails against even some attempt at Net Zero because renewable energy - despite the current successful employment of it, and the economic and scientific evidence supporting it.
I do not NEED to use your words, Craig Kelly, showing your denial and misinformation - the pages of news articles are saturated with them. A quick google search spews up an avalanche of them.
Craig Kelly - a man so vehement in his denial of factual information that he was banned from Facebook - an achievement of such notoriety, despite our pleas that this action be taken more frequently on misinformation spreading Mensa rejects.
Craig Kelly - a man deficient in aptitude and comprehension - desperately sinking slowly into political footnotes - I hope you have enjoyed this brief bask in my gaze.
If you wish to enter into further correspondence regarding the numerous cases of your denial of factual information please contact me via email at crowbar@kissmyarseyouwanker.com

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