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Sep 23 12 tweets 3 min read Read on X
Everyone wants a 6-figure corporate job until their marriage is falling apart, working 60 hours a week.

The new American Dream is to buy a business that pays you $100k/year while you spend time with your family.

Here’s how I do this (as a regular guy): Image
There are 1,000,000s of these boring businesses for sale in the U.S.

• Car washes
• Laundromats
• Nail salons
• Accounting firms

I own 7 (& they paid me $70k last month).

Here’s everything I’ve learned:
1. “How do I buy a business if I don’t have much money?”

If you’re in the U.S. you can use an SBA 7(a) loan to finance 90% of the deal.

You can either:

(1) Pay the remaining 10% yourself
(2) Find an investor & give them 15% equity

Use the business cash flow to pay the loan off.
2. “What are the best businesses to buy?”

These are some of my favorites:

• Accounting firms
• ATM routes
• Nail salons
• Laundromats
• Pest control
• Drilling companies

Just pick one and start searching for deals.
3. “How do I find these businesses for sale?”

As a beginner, I would start looking on smbmarket(.com) using these filters:

• 5+ years established
• $500k–$3M price range
• $100,000+/year cash flow
4. “What makes a good deal?”

If I were doing my first deal again, I would hire a CPA to help me analyse the financials.

But here are some quick rules of thumb:

→ 50%+ is recurring revenue
→ Has an existing team in place
→ Revenue growing at 10% a year
5. “How do I run the business after purchase?”

I always recommend hiring a general manager.

You pay them $60k–$100k/year to run day-to-day.

This is how I’m able to run 7 businesses without going crazy.
6. “How much can I make on just 1x deal?”

I’ve made anywhere from $50k/year to $175k/year from just 1x deal.

On every deal…

Check that you’ll make your money back within 1 year after paying the bank, employees, and investors.
7. “Can I improve the business after purchase?”

Yes, most businesses are owned by boomers who don’t have:

• Websites
• Social media
• Facebook ads
• Google reviews
• Online payments

In general, these small changes can improve cash flow by 5–25% after close.
8. “Can I buy a business without using a bank loan?”

Yes, you can use seller financing terms.

This is where you’ll pay the seller back over time.

You don’t put down a big chunk of money, so they don’t have to pay a huge capital gains tax.

It’s a win-win for everyone.
Common rookie mistakes:

• Rushing due diligence
• Not looking at enough deals
• Buying a business with 0 systems
• Not having a plan for after they close

Avoid these and you’ll struggle to go wrong.
Business acquisition helped me quit my corporate job and achieve financial freedom.

Want to learn how to do the same?

📲 DM me “Biz” and I'll show you how
🤝 Follow me → @benkellyone for more

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More from @benkellyone

Sep 19
The stats for my boring business portfolio:

> 7 businesses
> 20 hours/week
> $800,000+/year

I started 6 years ago with 0 experience…

Follow these 10 steps to do the same: Image
Step 1: Market Research.

Start your search with SMBmarket(.)com.

You'll see terms like:

• Price (how much it is)
• Revenue (incoming cash)
• Cashflow (profit - expenses)

Adjust the filters to your liking.
Step 2: Discover Your Type.

There are 1,000s of businesses to choose from.

Ask yourself:

• What businesses do I visit often?
• Which industries do I like?
• What has longevity?

And you aren't limited to one type either.
Read 12 tweets
Sep 16
You don’t need $1M in the bank to buy a business.

You can find a Boomer who’s retiring, buy their business without spending a dime, and take the profits.

Here’s how:
First things first.

You can’t just buy any old business.

Try to look for something that’s recession-resistant and won’t be replaced by AI.

A few timeless businesses:

• Laundromats
• Parking Lots
• Call Centers
• ATM Routes
You can use SMBmarket(.)com to find deals.

1. Search for your city
2. Look for $1M+ businesses
3. Minimum $100k/year cash flow

Also, call companies on Google Maps to find off-market deals (speak to the owner).
Read 12 tweets
Sep 12
Meet Whitney.

3 months ago, she bought a cleaning company.

She put in $90k and will make $200k/year after debt service.

Here’s the secret sauce we gave her to find, finance & close on the deal:

(While being a wife & mom to 3 kids) Image
Whitney joined Acquisition Ace in August 2023.

She had just had a 3rd child and wanted more flexibility.

Her husband owned a business already, and she was working in corporate.

They decided buying a business would give them more freedom.
Whitney started looking at commercial cleaning companies.

They’re a great first acquisition because:

→ Contracts are recurring revenue
→ A.I. is not replacing cleaning
→ It’s recession-proof

She found this one in Las Vegas…
Read 11 tweets
Sep 10
You don’t need $1M in the bank to buy a business.

You can find a Boomer who’s retiring, pair them with a buyer, and take a piece of the profits.

I call it “The Middleman Method.”

Here’s how it works:
It’s simple:

1. Find a business for sale
2. Structure creative financing
3. Take equity for putting the deal together
4. Never touch your own money

I did this with a utility drilling company ↓
My role was basically to find the deal and bring the buyer and financing together.

My team structured everything:

• Found the right people
• Handled financing
• Closed the deal
• Set meetings
Read 9 tweets
Sep 3
I'm 35.

I own 7 businesses (last year, they made $7,000,000+)

To spread the wealth...

Here’s the most in-depth training I've ever created on small business acquisition (my gift to you): Image
SMBmarket(.)com will be your best friend.

It has tons of listings for owners who are looking to sell their small businesses.

The listings will mention:

• SDE
• FF&E
• EBIDTA
Search for a business making $10K+/mo in cash flow & has been profitable for >5 years.

🔍 SMBmarket(.)com → Search: *Your Area* / Service Businesses → Price filter = $500k to $1M → More Filters → Cashflow = Min. $10k.
Read 15 tweets
Aug 25
The richest people in the U.S. aren’t building tech startups.

They’re buying car washes and laundromats using SBA loans.

Here are 11 boring businesses with the lowest failure rates in 2025: Image
1) Laundromats

~95% survive 5 years.

Consistent demand, coin-operated, minimal staff.

Profit margins: 30-35% thanks to self-service & upfront payment.
2) Self-Storage Facilities

~92% success after 5 years.

Low overhead, minimal staffing, highly scalable.

Average cash flow: $100/month per unit, fills gap with remote management.
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