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Oct 18, 2025 8 tweets 3 min read Read on X
With MAGA rediscovering American exceptionalism and thinking Europe to be the underdeveloped backwater, I've decided to do a short thread tackling the most common misconceptions Americans seem to have about Europe.🧵 Image
While "dying out" is one of those things MAGA tends to associate most with Europe, the US currently ranks slightly below Albania in terms of life expectancy, and it must be mentioned Albania ranks rather bad at it among us Europeans. Image
While the likes of Fox News and Elon Musk tell you daily how unsafe Europe is, the reality is the European continent at large is pretty much the safest place on earth by any measurable metric. The US ranks so low in the list, I couldn't make the snip big enough to fit it in. Image
Despite lots of MAGA Americans showing their superior wit by referring to Europeans as "europoors", the European continent has places wealthy enough to make the US pale by comparison. What's more, If you check the wealth distribution, things look even worse for the US. Image
While Europe did see a blowback in its manufacturing industry and as "de-industrialized" as the MAGA think of us to be, we still makes about twice as many cars as the US, tens of times as many ships and significantly more of everything except guns, and that is changing too. Image
With the likes of Musk and JD Vance seeing Europe as a totalitarian hellhole where free speech does not exist, nearly every single country on the European continent ranks higher than the US in terms of freedom of press, with all top 10 spots occupied by European countries. Image
Things are so terrible in Europe from an overall quality of life perspective, much like Trump keeps telling you, that last year we barely managed to get 8 countries into the "Top 10 happiest nations on Earth" ranking, as opposed to the all top 10 spots we usually tend to get. Image
Last but not least, both literally and metaphorically, your United States is neither the center of the world nor as big as you think of it to be.

The Europe that Fox News, Trump, Musk and armies of Twitter propagandists keep telling you about, exists solely in their minds. Image

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Feb 11
With Russian operative and generic "Florida Man" Anna Paulina Luna now effectively calling for the dissolution of the EU, it believe it is worth revisiting just how utterly tragic EU accession has been for some of the most recent member states to join.🧵
Since tragically joining the union in 2004, Poland has barely even managed to quadruple its GDP and start what is routinely referred to as "The Polish Golden Age", likely an achievement completely unrelated to the quarter of a trillion dollars worth of EU funds it received. Image
Joining in 2007, moment at which it famously topped world charts in efficient governance and standard of living, average wage in Romania went from about a nickel and a smile to about $1200 net, with Bucharest alone now having a bigger GDP than Serbia and Bulgaria combined. Image
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Feb 9
There’s a series of polls conducted by the Russian pollster Levada over a period of several years which, when linked together, I think offer a fairly clear insight into the mysterious Russian soul and just why it is Trump and his supporters find such a kindred spirit in it.🧵 Image
While apparently a lot of people in Africa still hold somewhat of a positive view of Russia, Russians do not at all reciprocate that feeling. Less then 1 in 10 Russians can even conceive having someone from Africa as a family member, neighbor, friend or coworker. Image
When prompted to judge on the benefits of war they started that left over a million of their own maimed or killed and an endless trail of war crimes in Ukraine, Russians seem rather equally split on it, with a third still yet to make up their mind about the whole affair. Image
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Feb 7
The $75 million dollar Amazon funded Melania movie, directed by an Epstein associate, has now been reviewed by nearly every major publication that covers movies, and the reviews are so delicious that I think it is worth taking a look at them. 🧵
The Guardian: "The whole thing was exhaustingly boring and chillingly vain. Melania’s appears an entirely airless existence [...] The two hours of Melania feel like pure, endless hell. They list Melania’s achievements in such laudatory fashion that North Koreans would blush."
The Independent: "To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers. [...] The First Lady is a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness in this ghastly bit of propaganda. Even then [as propaganda], it is bad."
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Jan 28
With about 60 days left before Hungarians head to the polls, I figured it is the perfect time to revisit Orban's achievements by comparing Hungary to Romania, just to show how inefficient Orban's authoritarianism is even when compared to a far from perfect democratic state. Image
Despite having half of Romania's population, in 2003, shortly after Orban's first term, Hungary had a GDP of $85 bil. while Romania's stood at $57 bil. Today, after 15 uninterrupted years of Orban, Hungary's GDP is about $240 billion, while Romania's stands at about double that.Image
In 2010, just as Orban started his second reign, the country stood as the 53rd least corrupt country in the world, while Romania was ranked as 75th. In 2025, after too many years of Orban to count, Hungary succeeded in being ranked as significantly more corrupt than Romania.Image
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Jan 25
For lack of a better way to put it, consider this as a revised crash course into the current U.S. administration for my fellow Europeans, just so we can more easily tell which bit of the up and coming American Reich each of these abominations is in charge of.🧵 Image
Famous for having gone bald and aged some 37 years by the time he entered high school, point at which he had already picked up what was to be a lifelong passion for racial purity, Stephen "Reichskommissar" Miller is the current White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy. Image
Often affectionately referred to as "pure f*cking evil" by her closest friends and by everyone who has ever met, seen, or heard her really, Kristi Noem is the woman Trump tasked with deporting people to Salvadoran concentration camps, after learning that she shot a puppy. Image
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Jan 24
Since this US administration’s agenda of insulting Europe has now reached the topic of food, with the US Secretary of the Treasury claiming he would “rather eat bugs” than Swiss food, I decided to revisit and expand my list of US food so unsafe most of Europe had to ban it.🧵
US Instant Mashed Potatoes

Stuffed with enough BHA and BHT preservatives to give the product an expiration date of absolutely never, most of Europe has outright banned the product, depriving Europeans from what is otherwise a cheap and convenient way to encourage hairloss. Image
US Pork

Because American pigs are often fed large amounts of ractopamine, a drug that does wonders in increasing muscle growth in pigs and cancer in humans, the EU has deemed the product unsafe and banned it, seemingly without much concern for the profits of US oligarchs. Image
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