Fake Animals Decoded: Giant Panda Bears? 1. Are pandas real?
There are many historical quirks that raise my eyebrow about pandas. Enough to consider this question!
First of all panda's are the most famously difficult animal to breed and spend 10-16 hours a day eating bamboo.
2. Those two things alone had gotten me to consider this question in the past, but it wasn't until seeing this
that I knew I'd need to explore this hypothesis.
This video claims pandas were discovered in the 1920's, a massive red flag if true!
5. I was forced to conclude dinosaurs were fake. and like many other examples I could give the reason something so big can continue to be faked today is due to a value in maintaining the lie.
6. I felt it necessary to mention past decodes because being fake would not make a grand exception!
Much of history is fake, but not all, and I refuse to get carried away by disinfo. I strike to recognize that which is real as real, and so I test ideas!
7. The first big question to ask is whether that video was even correct in suggesting pandas were first discovered in the 1920's.
That to me is the biggest red flag that could exist for something like this to be fake for reasons I'll get into.
8. A basic search says no, they were actually discovered in the 1800's, but... we can't necessarily assume this is accurate and must test that claim.
We have to test both sides!
Note the first date given for a westerner to see a Panda is APRIL FOOLS DAY?
9. A basic Grok history notes the first appearance of pandas in "pop culture" is in the 1930's in America.... that's not conclusive, but it will help clarify this next data point which is!
10. A basic newspaper search for Pandas traces them back to 1929! Hunted by the SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
Ok... that gives us an early answer. But only because of which president it is!
Any other POTUS would not have made it conclusive already!
11. Because Teddy Roosevelt is famous for the TEDDY BEAR.
In fact look up "Panda Bear History" and Teddy Bear History comes up with Theodore Roosevelt.
A teddy bear is a symbol I've already decoded before and it unlocks what was originally said here!
12. Origin of Teddy Bear = Sparing Bear CUB
1902 Teddy Roosevelt Spares BEAR (CUB)
1902 Chicago CUBS (BEAR) nickname begins
1902 US Established Diplomatic Relations with Cuba ENDS MILITARY OCCUPATION
1903 Chicago Cubs First Official Game
END OF MILITARY OCCUPATION = NOT HUNTING
13. Teddy Roosevelt BIG STICK DIPLOMACY (Baseball Bat) Literally the excuse to intervene internationally.
it tied into PROTECTING AN OVERSEAS TERRITORY i.e. CUBA and so to invoke the already existing Teddy Bear + China = Panda Bear.
"PANDA BEAR" application of that same comm
14. Real things are used for comms as well, so hypothetically they could have used a real animal and it'd be the same effect.
We can't CONFIDENTLY say fake until we consider more angles, but right now it's leaning strongly towards fake
Top Stuffed animal globally = TEDDY BEAR
15. Top Chinese stuff animal? Labubu?
What? I seriously expected panda... oh... well, now, I guess I may have accidentally decoded Labubu given future DECLAS eh? Well, I'm glad that was requested recently as I can link them this...
16. It lessens the blow by replacing something held sacred to countless children. If a child loves Panda more than anything it's a lot harder to tell them it's a lie!
Thus now they like Labubu! Not like anyone is pretending those are real!
17. Tho just from a basic market perspective, if DECLAS comes they are going to want to replace certain popular things due to likely backlash.
Personally I'm not sure how it'll all play out... Tho this is encouraging as to replace panda is to suggest DECLAS is coming!
18. I still wouldn't give this a "confident" label, but it's getting close. We now need to consider the logistics of such a hoax.
Did they dye regular bears in the early days?
1936: "A little bit of something mighty cute"
19. The act of eating bamboo all day is suspicious... I was considering animatronic, but I see it reported as early as 1937 for a behavior so that's unlikely.
So guy in a suit? The panda does look at little "off" to me here in any case.
20. Interesting... here I was rapidly closing in on "confidently fake" but that last query backed us up a few notches.
Oh it's still closer to fake than not, but methodology is important!
Tho I must say... quite a variety of looks as I find pictures...
21. The first panda attack that comes up in a search...
09/19/2006 Drunk Migrant Worker Zhang XX Bites Panda Gu Gu at Beijing Zoo After Being Bitten While Trying to Hug After Jumping Enclosure
09/20/2006 CHINA + RUSSIA + INDIA + BRAZIL BRICS First Ministerial Meeting Held
22. That sounds incredibly insane, but then it also sounds like a typical comm sent which in this case is likely a message tied to BRICS.
DRUNK MIGRANT HUGS CHINA GETS BIT I.e, what will happen to bad migrant workers?
23. I doubt I can push too much harder on the "real" question, but there is no doubt they have been heavily used as a comm.
10/23/1978 Garfield TEDDY BEAR INTRODUCED
10/23/1978 Treaty of PEACE AND FRIENDSHIP between Japan and China
24. They could be summed up as "Pro China" symbol with heavy connections to international diplomacy.
12/14/1936 Edgar Snow Pro China Article
12/17/1936 First Chinese Panda in America Su-Lin Cuts First Tooth "A Little Bit of Something Mighty Cute"
25. I discuss that further here.
a lot of panda decoding, tho it's more about the promotion
27. In 2024 "for the first time in 50 years" there were no Pandas in the USA.
This was brief, but the mere fact that it happened in the first place is worth considering. A global pullback of pandas, because all pandas are owned by China.
28. All pandas are owned by the Chinese government and they must be returned at at age 10. All births must be sent at age 2.
They are also rented from government.
The history of these rentals are surely worth decoding.
29. Pandas first became reported with Teddy Roosevelt's son. The origin of the Teddy Bear, a symbol of not taking over other countries.
Thus FDR likely invokes the symbol globally. A promise of mercy like the bear Teddy spared.
That was a hypothesis from a reader!
30. I add to that idea that the Roosevelt history with China goes back further into the Opium Wars.
This is notable because my hypothesis on those is not "evil Americans sending drugs" but as a propaganda campaign meant to associate drug use with being a foreign pawn.
31. It might be exactly what it says as there is reporting that gives more precise details than would be expected for a psyop.
Still, the usual pattern historically is propaganda as a tool to mold the masses rather than an objective reflection of reality.
32. The origins with Teddy Roosevelt also ties into baseball. "Big Stick Diplomacy" which makes this interesting...
03/11/1869 Armand David First Westerner to Learn of Pandas
03/15/1869 Aaron Burr Champion Begins 1st Pro Baseball Team Cincinnati Red Stockings
33. Baseball comms are tied to "bases" setting up newspapers & telecoms. This applies domestically and internationally and because of how media ties into war propaganda, they also have comms strongly tied to those.decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2025/09/25/spo…
34. After the initial panda skin discovery - the first westerner to lay eyes on one was APRIL FOOLS DAY of the same year.
April Fools day is many centuries old and so it could easily be used as a comm here.
35. I do see Armand David visits to China during this time reported, but I see no reporting of strange animals and so I surmise this "history" may have been invented long after the fact.
36. Timed to the first pro team as a way to reflect bases.
They needed a "history" whenever they invented the concept. After all, why didn't China have a "Panda" zodiac?
37. The animal most associated with China just kind of "pops" into history in the 1920's and becomes "China incarnate"
Hence "Panda Diplomacy"
For many fake historic things it's when they are first reported that they were invented, tho dates used are always important messages!
38. This also means tracking panda diplomacy is a good way to discern international relations.
It's an easy way to disguise messaging for China and one of many reasons why they would be carefully controlled.
39. Pandas officially only mate 1 day a year with a maximum of 72 hours.
That justifies their lack of numbers while also ensuring they remain "display animals" rather than needing to constantly ask why they aren't trying to make more of them.
40. I just had a breakthrough! Always a little annoying when I get this deep into the thread and find the most important connection. It's the kind of connection I like to lead with.
Well, anyway, I was looking into that famous Roosevelt panda hunting trip...
41. 11/10/1928 Theodore Roosevelt Jr. And Kermit Roosevelt Leave for CHINA Animal Collecting/Hunting
11/10/1928 Every Record Shattered by NOAH'S ARK at Grauman's CHINESE Theater (ANIMAL COLLECTING)
11/10/1928 Emperor Hirohito of Japan Enthronement +1 Million In Crowd
42. 11/06/1928 FDR Elected Governor NY
11/07/1928 Emperor Hirohito Arrives in Kyoto For Enthronement
11/09/1928 Imperial Theater Troupe Japan Extended US Tour Announced
11/10/1928 Hirohito Enthronement - Imperial Regalia Ceremony
11/10/1928 Roosevelt Brothers Leave for CHINA for Animal Collecting
11/10/1928 CHINESE THEATER Records Shattered by NOAH'S ARK
43. That Chinese theater remains among the most famous theaters in history. It's the origin of the "Hollywood Walk of Fame" in 1927.
The act of stars leaving footprints in cement which is itself worth decoding.
It's premiere movie "King of Kings"
44. Noah's Ark breaking all records at the most famous Chinese theater is worth noting.
Plot: 1914, American playboy Travis and his friend Al are traveling aboard the Oriental Express. A washed-out bridge causes a derailment.
Ends with WW1 PEACE TREATY.
ORIENTAL EXPRESS.
45. That theater was part owned by Douglas Fairbanks who was among the first to do the cement ceremony.
He is a figure strongly tied to Charlie Chaplin and the origins of big Hollywood. I cover him frequently.
02/05/1919 Fairbanks & Pickford & Charlie Chaplin Create United Artists
02/06/1919 German Reich First German State Established After WW1 Loss
Chaplin + Germany?
04/16/1889 Charlie Chaplin Born (Hitler Mustache)
+4
04/20/1889 Adolph Hitler Born (Chaplin Mustache)
German Reich First German State = 1919-1933
01/30/1933 Hitler Becomes Fuhrer of Germany
+33
03/04/1933 NY FDR POTUS Inauguration
03/02/1933 NY King Kong Released
FDR POTUS = 1933-1945
Hitler Fuhrer = 1933-1945
04/12/1945 Charlie Chaplin Takes Stand in Paternity Suit With Joan Berry
04/12/1945 Hitler Assassinated Rumor Circulated
04/12/1945 FDR Death
04/30/1945 Hitler Confirmed Death
The only 2 people famous for a toothbrush mustache! A mustache made famous by Charlie Chaplin and eternally infamous by Adolf Hitler.
46. 05/06/1927 Academy of Motion Picture and Sciences First Meeting With President FAIRBANKS (OSCAR ORIGIN)
05/06/1927 7th Heaven Released Later 1st Oscar for best adaptation writing
05/08/1927 Grauman's Chinese Theatre First report of WALK OF STARS Cement FAIRBANKS Among first
47. Notably the Academy of Motion Picture and Sciences was originally called "INTERNATIONAL"
Grauman's Chinese Theater was first reported as the "first of its kind" "Hollywood has a Chinese motion-picture theater"
48. 05/18/1927 Graumans Chinese Theater opens in Hollywood California With "King of Kings"
05/20/1927 Charles Lindbergh performs the first nonstop flight from New York City to Paris becomes a world hero
To return to the panda expedition...
49. 02/24/1929 Roosevelt First report of Giant Panda Shooting One of Thousands of Animals Shot
02/23/1929 Hoba 66 Ton Meteorite First Reported LARGEST METEORITE IN WORLD
50. The point with Noah's Ark was likely in terms of the upcoming WW2.
The plot juxtaposes WW1 with the biblical flood to suggest the war was a way to wipe away the wickedness of the world just like the flood.
This fits my decodes of WW1 and WW2 justifications.
51. The act of creating a "chinese theater" in relation to that, is likely in terms of China being given a "movie" central to what WW2 would become.
Especially notable with Lindbergh overlapping given his female counterpart.
07/02/1937 Earhart Vanishes - Most Famous Search For Plane In History Begins
07/07/1937 Search Extends to New Areas for Amelia Amelia Earhart, Costs $250k Each Day
07/07/1937 World War II Begins As Japan and China Clash Outside of Beijing
This "search" was an excuse to fund as many U.S. airplanes in the air as possible with an excuse to fly towards Japan & China for WW1.
07/04/1937 Navy's Ace Plane Carrier to Join Search for Amelia Earhart
52. I can oversimplify motivations by mentioning that WW1 and WW2 involved the largest quantity of monarchy ending in history.
Based on my decodes they had the cooperation of the ruling class of several, but war was deemed necessary due to structure.
54. I'm not certain yet if that's because most in the middle were not onboard/unaware of what was agreed to, or whether the public sentiment was critical. Possibly both.
I could also be wrong on parts, tho not entirely, which is an important distinction that needs elaboration.
55. Remember I have numerous confident pillars I'm certain of, and I slowly reason my way to a larger conclusion from them.
As long as I can confirm some things with certainty I can never fully be lost, but the world is far too big for one person to fully deduce all of it.
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Blackhawk Down,Tuck Rule, Bledsoe/Brady Decoded 1. 10/01/1998 Blackhawk Down Hero Begins Raping his 6-Year-Old
10/01/1998 US Military Announces $50 Million Dollars To Supply VIAGRA to US Troops
Due to this scandal his name fictionalized from Stebbins to "GRIMES" in the movie.
2. Congresswoman: "With 50 million dollars worth of viagra, the entire military industrial complex will be locked cocked and ready to rock. PRETTY SCARY, huh?"
I've decoded why this scandal/Viagra overlap exists with confidence, but context is always necessary...
3. The most famous military movie of the 2000's was Black Hawk Down.
This was a true story from 1993, however one of the heroes it was based on had to have his name changed to "GRIMES" because of sex crimes.
There is a logical reason when you understand the sequence of events.
Melania Movie Decoding 1. 01/30/2026 Melania Documentary: Twenty Days to History Premiere
Subtitle "TWENTY DAYS TO HISTORY" I was asked today whether this was a countdown and It may be! But it's rarely ever only that!
Numbers are chosen for a reason, why 20 days specifically?
2. The context of the 20 days is in relation to Trump's 2nd Inauguration.
The most logical thing to do first then is consider what else happened that day. If something happened which attaches to an already known ongoing op, it gives a shortcut for interpretation. Like 9/11.
3. 01/20/2025 Trump 2nd Inaug
-20 Days
12/31/2024 9/11 plea deals can proceed after defense secretary moved to rescind them, military appeals court rules
12/31/2024 Aaron BROWN dies, Famous for First Day on the Job 9/11 with CNN 17 hours of non-stop coverage of 911
Water Fluoridation Decoded 1. 04/12/1944 Water Fluoridation Test First Announced NY Over 10 Years
04/10/1944 NBC Regular Programming Begins NY
Big 3 TV Networks: ABC/NBC/CBS
06/15/1945 ABC Spun off From NBC Officially
06/14/1945 Fluoridated Water 1st Birthday Celebration in NY
2. Why did 2/3 of the origins of major TV programming at the time have origins coinciding with water fluoridation?
How is water used as a symbol?
When an argument “holds water” it means it's true.
Big new info “makes waves”.
Secret info becoming public is a "leak".
Water = Info
3. Thus water fluoridation symbolically is treatment of information and there has never been a greater vehicle for the mass distribution of information than major TV programming.
That gives us part of the answer on water fluoridation, but not the whole thing...
The Ring & Snowboarding Decoded 1. 01/31/1998 Ring Japanese Film Franchise Begins: Plot 7 Days Until Death After Watching Video Tape
+7
02/07/1998 Olympics (RINGS) Begins in JAPAN
Japan Ring + 7 Days Plot -> Olympic Rings 7 Days :Later Rings
2. Ring is the most famous horror movie franchise in Japan.
It remains in pop culture a global meme of Sadako emerging from TV to kill viewers of the tape after 7 days.
The location, imagery and timing make the connection crystal clear, but that doesn't explain it!
3. The original Ring story was based on a true story of a woman who committed suicide after being widely ridiculed in the press as a fraud psychic.
Most Unlikely Championships in History Decoded 1. Odd sports news of the week is that the upcoming Super Bowl will be the unlikeliest, or close to it, in NFL history.
Both teams were judged as unlikely to do much this year and this mirrors another story I decoded recently...
2. The Indiana Hoosiers won their first football National Championship earlier this month and were 100 to 1 in preseason making them the 2nd worst odds in modern history to win the big game.
I'm sure this is connected to the upcoming Superbowl...
3. I decoded that underdog story here
And I'm sure it's connected because I charted out their history and noticed a convergence of key dates tied to the powers behind the teams involved.