It is a sad, sad day when the "liberal" front of humankind -- born to spearhead the values of agency of the human intellect -- has devolved in the direction of protecting and enabling uncivilized primates in the name of freedom and liberty.
#surfingthewavesoftimeinreverse
What a fucking shame.
Democracy originated as the substrate of society made by human agency, for human thrival, of the ensuring human spirit.
Now, it is run by primates, degenerates and murderers, taking a shit on the collective human wisdom, initiatives of the human agency, and the human strival for progress.
#surfingthewavesoftimeinreverse
What a fucking shame.
2 + 2
Is equal to
My fuckin-nigga-chhoo
Freedom is the foundation for the synthesis of choice. It takes a certain level of cognitive competency and applied intellect to preserve the foundation when the choice to sabotage it presents itself.
Would you imagine my bank and the income tax department doing quick maffs?
Wonder who the president of Noah's arc would be? Thank God there was no democracy on there, else Noah's Arc would've been the OG Titanic.
But yeah, the fault is all in our stars, and the voting machines.
The dude that didn't know how to dance slurred the ground crooked. Convienient, innit?
Since primates and mice share parts of human DNA, in the name of inclusivity, representation and freedom for all, let's throw them all in the mix of who gets to vote. That should fully assert the "progressive" and "forward thinking liberal" attitudes of 2025 in history's archives
Who's gonna grow the rice, wheat and spices? 🤷🏼♂️
Who's gonna keep the bridges and tunnels rolling? 🤷🏼♂️
Who's gonna keep the electricity and the internet running? 🤷🏼♂️
Who's gonna keep the plumbing and airplanes going? 🤷🏼♂️
Who's gonna keep the ocean out of the Lowlands? 🤷🏼♂️
Who's gonna make the machines that make the chips? 🤷🏼♂️
But that slick, sexy liberal inclusivity though. 😘
When winter comes, and there's no heat to keep your children warm, blame the voting machines.
That should fix *the whole problem*.
A "fitting ode" to human endeavour and her enduring spirit.
I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me -- and the thug life choose me -- so much for "freedom", "options" and "choice"
But yeah, the fault is in our stars and the voting machines.
It's always either a condom, or a guaranteed conundrum. As wisdom sermons, prevention is better than cure.
What a fucking shame.
"A stitch in time saves nine" , but a ripped trouser keeps the tailor employed, and corporate well-fed.
That logic though.
But, it's not about me though.
But yeah, the fault is in our stars and the voting machines.
The saints we see are all made of gold
They turn their blind eye to the infestation of shame
But "privacy", "human rights" and "freedom"
So yeah, from today going forward, all streets of New York are fair game for street-shitting and public urination. Just blame the voting machines or whatevs. 🤷🏼♂️
We'll keep the rights equal, and freedom intact -- we'll shit on the streets, and piss on the sidewalks -- just blame the stars and voting machines.
But muh "fucking" shame?
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I guess I took the "Tell me about yourself" interview question way too seriously. #accidentalnirvana
Specifically by variations of a famous quote of Mark Twain: "If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare". #lessismore #bikiniporn
The quote frequently attributed to Abraham Lincoln is:
"Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe."