It is a sad, sad day when the "liberal" front of humankind -- born to spearhead the values of agency of the human intellect -- has devolved in the direction of protecting and enabling uncivilized primates in the name of freedom and liberty.

#surfingthewavesoftimeinreverse🫟 What a fucking shame.

This is #socute 😍
The {Arbitration} Algorithm labelled me "Inauthentic".
#sodemure #imswooning

Definitely a new notch in my belt I didn't even ask the universe for.
#ultragrateful [LVi]::[#xmarksthespot Protocol Invoked]

I guess I took the "Tell me about yourself" interview question way too seriously. #accidentalnirvana Specifically by variations of a famous quote of Mark Twain: "If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare". #lessismore #bikiniporn