BEST OF R/LEGALADVICEUK 🧵

r/LegalAdviceUK is a reddit subreddit where people ask for legal advice about their problems. Because of the levels of dysfunction in Britain (AKA ‘The Yookay’) today they often read as parody. Here is a thread of some of the more absurd recent posts Image
“Caste-based discrimination at my workplace” Image
“One of my councillors is campaigning to be elected in a completely different country” Image
“I’m concerned that two students in my daughter’s school are actually adults” Image
“I’ve started sailing as a hobby. What is the correct legal response for when I encounter small boats and irregular migrants?” Image
“Mosque has recently started playing very loud prayer music at 3/4am” Image
“Back from holiday. Random people living in our home” Image
“Men with machetes and blades are constantly fighting in and around my street” Image
“My father died in hospital because the two nurses attending him could not communicate with each other or the doctor” Image
“I’ve been invited to a police interview over comments I made while having an operation in hospital” Image
“Husband is serving time in prison. He is being pressured to convert religion” Image
“Pakistani husband is marrying a second wife against my wishes” Image
“My son is isolated at school as he is in the only native English speaker in his class” Image
“Extreme pressure from local community not to involve police when my shop is a victim of criminal offences” Image
“Housing discrimination based on nationality?” Image
“Muslim employee rituals breaks in customers houses” Image
“I want to study architecture at university, but my parents want me to marry a family business associate in Quetta” Image

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