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Jan 7 9 tweets 3 min read Read on X
Most local SEO advice is a scam.

It’s how agencies lock you into endless retainers.

Here is 14 years of "insider" experience in one thread so you DON'T HAVE TO HIRE ANYONE: Image
Scam 1: “You need to rank nationwide.”

If you’re a roofer, dentist, plumber, HVAC…

you don’t need “best plumber” across the whole country.

You need stuff like:

- “Emergency plumber in Plano TX”

- “Roof leak repair Buckhead Atlanta”

You can 4X calls just by going after ZIP-based keywords. 

Did you get it? 

Zero “national SEO”.
Scam 2: “Google Business Profile is complex. Let us ‘manage’ it forever.”

Here’s the reality.

You need to set it up right once, then just keep it active:

Do this yourself in a week:

- Upload real photos: team, vans, office, before/after jobs

- Add 10-15 services inside GBP

- Write a simple description: “[Service] for [Type of Customer] in [City]”

- Aim for 3-5 new reviews per month

Do this right and it’s sufficient.
Scam 3: “You need 200 blogs before SEO works.”

Blogs do matter.

They help with topical authority, long-tail visibility, and trust over time.

But for local SEO, they are not the starting point.

For most local businesses, 80% of revenue comes from 5-7 pages, not hundreds of blog posts.

- Homepage

- Core service pages (e.g. Dental Implants in Phoenix)

- Location pages (e.g. Plumber in Frisco TX)

If these pages are weak, no amount of blogging will save you.
Scam 4: “You must be active on every social platform for local SEO.”

Google does not reward you for being tired.

For a local business, this is usually enough:

- One decent Facebook page (same NAP as website)

- A few posts showing real jobs and happy clients

- Link back to your site & GBP

Stop trying to be on TikTok, IG, Twitter, YouTube.

Focus on Google only and leads will go from “random” to fully booked.
Scam 5: “More services on your site = more rankings.”

Listing 27 services you barely offer just confuses Google and customers.
Instead:

- Pick 3-5 high profit services

- Give each service + location its own strong page

- Add photos, FAQs, reviews, and a clear call button

I have seen A lawn care company in Orlando deleted 14 thin “services” and focused on just 4: mowing, fertilization, weed control, aeration.

Organic leads increased 62% in 90 days. Less pages, more money.
Scam 6. “Only big brands can win the map pack.”

For local results, Google loves:

- Proximity

- Prominence (reviews, mentions)

- Relevance (right categories, right keywords)

A local service provider can outrank a big franchise with:

- 50+ reviews in 6 months

- Proper categories

- Photos from real jobs weekly

- NAP consistency

Small, but locally loud beats big, but generic.
Scam 7: “SEO takes 12-24 months before you see anything.”

For local, that’s just not true.

If your Google Business Profile is a mess and your site has no real service pages, you can see movement in 90 days by fixing the basics:

- Correct NAP (Name, Address, Phone) everywhere

- Real photos on GBP

- 3-5 strong service + city pages

Example: an electrician went from 0 to 2-4 calls/day in 7 weeks after we fixed just those three things. 

No “12-month wait”.
Most “local SEO tips” are just there to confuse you.

In the end, winning locally is simple:

tell people clearly what you do, where you do it..

show real proof (photos + reviews), and make it easy to contact you. 

Do just that, and you’ll be ahead of most of your competitors.

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Jan 9
If you want to get your local SEO shit together in 2026, DO THIS👇
1. Optimize for ‘near me’ searches.

People don’t type exact locations - Google does the work.

How to trigger “near me” rankings:

- Embed a Google Map

- List nearby landmarks in content

- Mention local zip codes naturally

- Add “Serving [Nearby Cities]” in the footer.
2. Stop trying to rank nationwide.

Most local businesses waste time chasing keywords like “best plumber.”

You’ll never win that game.

Instead, go all-in on local intent:

- “Emergency plumber in Dallas”

- “Best sushi near me”

- “Personal injury lawyer in Atlanta”

The customers you want? They’re searching locally.
Read 9 tweets
Jan 7
I SCALED A LOCAL BRICK-AND-MORTAR BUSINESS FROM $0 → $100K/MO USING GROK AS MY SEO ASSISTANT.

If you feel overwhelmed by SEO, steal the exact playbook I used:
Step 1: I picked ONE money niche, not “we do everything.”

I looked at old invoices and picked 3 high-profit services + 5 best suburbs near the shop.

Grok helped me study competitors and spot weak points (no suburb pages, weak reviews, slow websites).

Prompt for Grok:

“Here are 5 competitors and what they offer: [paste]. Tell me:

1. Which services look most profitable

2. Which suburbs/cities they ignore

3. 5 quick-win gaps I can attack with SEO.”
Step 2: I Built a Local Money Map, not random keywords.

For each core service, I mapped:

- [Service] in [City]
- [Service] in [Neighborhood]
- [Service] near [Landmark]
- Zip-code based searches

Grok turned this into a clear keyword matrix I could actually build pages from.

Prompt for Grok:

“Create a keyword map for a [business type] in [city]. Include: service + city, service + neighborhood, service + landmark, and service + zip code. Put it in a simple table.”
Read 11 tweets
Jan 5
STOP DOING “2019 LOCAL SEO.”

It’s 2026. Most tactics you read about are OUTDATED.

Use these 7 Local SEO Cheat Codes to OWN YOUR CITY in 2026👇
1. Fix your Google Business Profile before touching your website:

If your GBP isn’t fully built, verified, and clean, nothing else matters.

Wrong categories, half-filled services, no updates, weak photos - that’s invisible SEO.

In local search, GBP is the asset. 

The website just supports it.

Most businesses waste months “optimizing pages” while their GBP is silently holding them back.

If Google can’t clearly understand what you do and where you operate, it won’t promote you.
2. Get 50+ real reviews fast, then never stop:

The first 90 days decide momentum.

50+ real reviews early builds trust and ranking stability.

After that, steady weekly reviews matter more than total count.

Google wants proof that customers keep choosing you.

This is how new businesses outrank older competitors quickly.

Fresh signals beat legacy authority in local search.
Read 9 tweets
Jan 5
If I woke up in 2026 with a brand new local business in a random town, this is how I’d scale it to $200K/month in booked jobs with SEO:
1. Google Business Profile = Home base.

I’d claim it immediately, fill out every field, and upload geo-tagged photos of work daily. I'd treat it like Instagram for leads - not a directory listing.

2. NAP consistency.

Name, Address, Phone - exactly the same across every site. I’d clean this up on Yelp, Angi, HomeAdvisor, BBB, and any niche/city directory. Google needs trust before rankings.

In 2026, one mismatch can quietly hold you back, even if your SEO is “good.”
3. Pages that sell, not just rank.

I'd create service + city landing pages like "Furnace Repair in [City]" or "AC Installation [City]". Clear CTAs, trust signals, and embedded maps. These rank + convert.

4. Local backlinks from real businesses.

I'd reach out to local roofers, plumbers, and electricians for link swaps or guest posts. One backlink from a real local site > 100 from junk blogs.
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Jan 4
If I was this local business getting 29 calls a month, and I wanted to turn it into 220+ calls a month within 90 days, here are the 7 things I would do to make it happen: Image
1. First, I’d look at the real numbers

For the first day, I’d only check:

- How many calls turn into jobs?

- How much do we earn from one job on average?

- Which calls are “dream jobs”, which are “time wasters”?

Then I’d pick:

- ONE best paying service

- ONE main area to focus on

Example: “Water heater installs in North Dallas” instead of “we do all plumbing”.
2. Listen to 20 real calls and copy the customer’s words

I’d listen to old call recordings and write down:

- Exact words people use (“my AC is blowing warm air”)

- What they fear (“I don’t want to get ripped off”)

- When they pause or sound unsure before booking

These same words would go into:

- Page headlines
- Google Business Profile description
- FAQ questions

Real customer words work better than any tool.
Read 10 tweets
Jan 3
I’M GIVING AWAY MY $60,000/YEAR SEO STRATEGY FOR $0.

SEO agencies charge $5,000/mo for this.

Copy and paste this cheat code to take your biz to $100k/month:
1. Legally spy on your competitors.
Go to Google.

Search: [your service] + [your city].
Open the top 5 results:

- Note their headlines
- Note their offers
- Note their FAQs

You’re not guessing anymore.

You’re copying what Google already loves (and then making it better).

Not illegal. Just smart.
2. Clone their “money pages” - BUT 10x them.

Take their best page and ask:

- Can you add better photos?
- Can you add clearer pricing or “starting at” prices?
- Can you add real before/after shots?
- Can you answer more questions?

Same topic and intent.

Just more useful.

Google rewards “most helpful,” not “first one who tried.”
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