With about 60 days left before Hungarians head to the polls, I figured it is the perfect time to revisit Orban's achievements by comparing Hungary to Romania, just to show how inefficient Orban's authoritarianism is even when compared to a far from perfect democratic state.
Despite having half of Romania's population, in 2003, shortly after Orban's first term, Hungary had a GDP of $85 bil. while Romania's stood at $57 bil. Today, after 15 uninterrupted years of Orban, Hungary's GDP is about $240 billion, while Romania's stands at about double that.
In 2010, just as Orban started his second reign, the country stood as the 53rd least corrupt country in the world, while Romania was ranked as 75th. In 2025, after too many years of Orban to count, Hungary succeeded in being ranked as significantly more corrupt than Romania.
Something Romanians used to gratly admire Hungary for was its highway system, which in 2010 stood at about 1200km, about 5 times bigger than Romania's. Today, Romania's highway system is now roughly as big as Hungary's and is set to overtake it in the near future.
Pre-Orban Hungary could at least pride itself in having a minimum wage about twice that of Romania, or even more than twice at various points in time. In 2026, thanks to Orban's absolute economic genius, the average gross wage in Romania is slightly bigger than that of Hungary.
Utterly obsessed fertility rates, Orban's highly effective measures barely managed to raise Hungary's fertility rate to an unimpressive 1.5. Romania, whose political class doesn't seem to care one bit about the matter and did nothing about it, stands at 1.7.
With his friends and family now owning virtually every media outlet in the country, Orban's Hungary ranks slightly below Malawi, Liberia and Sierra Leone in terms of freedom of the press. Meanwhile, the 2025 ranking puts Romania roughly on par with Italy and above the US.
With the "evil EU" as his mortal enemy, Orban's Hungary happens to be the 3rd biggest recipient of EU funds when accounting for all funds ever received since joining, while the contributions Hungary made so far to the EU budged being virtually insignificant.
In the early 2000s, it was rather common for Romanians living near the Hungarian border to cross into Hungary to work or shop. By 2025, the pattern had completely reversed, with an ever growing number of Hungarians from border areas coming to Romania to work or shop.
The one area where Viktor Orban's sovereign economic genius has kept Hungary ahead of Romania, and even slightly widened the lead, is the debt-to-GDP ratio, with Hungary also seemingly on track to surpass Romania in nominal debt, despite Romania's recent borrowing spree.
While demonizing immigrants and fancying himself as the Messiah of "white Christians", Orban's Hungary currently has about 150k foreign citizens residing in the country, at a total population of around 10 million, roughly the same number Romania has at twice the population.
Last year, just as Moody’s downgraded Budapest to junk status classifying it as unsuitable for investments, in a totally unrelated story, after over 15 uninterrupted years in power, Viktor Orbán finally got to adding zebras at the private zoo of his humble summer residence.
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For lack of a better way to put it, consider this as a revised crash course into the current U.S. administration for my fellow Europeans, just so we can more easily tell which bit of the up and coming American Reich each of these abominations is in charge of.🧵
Famous for having gone bald and aged some 37 years by the time he entered high school, point at which he had already picked up what was to be a lifelong passion for racial purity, Stephen "Reichskommissar" Miller is the current White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy.
Often affectionately referred to as "pure f*cking evil" by her closest friends and by everyone who has ever met, seen, or heard her really, Kristi Noem is the woman Trump tasked with deporting people to Salvadoran concentration camps, after learning that she shot a puppy.
Since this US administration’s agenda of insulting Europe has now reached the topic of food, with the US Secretary of the Treasury claiming he would “rather eat bugs” than Swiss food, I decided to revisit and expand my list of US food so unsafe most of Europe had to ban it.🧵
US Instant Mashed Potatoes
Stuffed with enough BHA and BHT preservatives to give the product an expiration date of absolutely never, most of Europe has outright banned the product, depriving Europeans from what is otherwise a cheap and convenient way to encourage hairloss.
US Pork
Because American pigs are often fed large amounts of ractopamine, a drug that does wonders in increasing muscle growth in pigs and cancer in humans, the EU has deemed the product unsafe and banned it, seemingly without much concern for the profits of US oligarchs.
Because it remains important to show the world what Russia looks like, the country that continues to spent hundreds of millions of dollars every night trying to freeze and terrorize the Ukrainian population, I have compiled a "best of" from my guides through Russia's cities.🧵
With its 200k inhabitants enjoying a life expectancy of 42 and having "life may be bad but at least it's short" as the unofficial motto, Dzerzhinsk is a must among worldwide chemical weapons enthusiasts, with popular tourist hotspots such as "The White Sea" and the "Black hole".
While a romantic sunset, sunrise or the sun in general is not something you're likely to experience in Norilsk, a city that fields a beautiful bi-annual Biblical plague when the local river runs red with pollution, is one for sure bound to go straight to your heart. And lungs.
With MAGA rediscovering American exceptionalism and thinking Europe to be the underdeveloped backwater where we live in underground holes and bow hunt rats for survival, I've decided to do a short thread tackling some of the many failures of the American education system.🧵
While MAGA propagandists, Elon Musk, JD Vance, and Fox News spend every minute of every day telling you that the Europe you can’t point out on a map is unsafe, we’ve built so much safer of a society that it would take several civil wars to get us on par with the United States.
While amounting to about a quarter of the world’s GDP, the United States of America can barely provide its population with a life expectancy comparable to that of Albania, which, despite being Europe’s poorest country, still manages to offer free healthcare to its people.
I think the best way to anticipate where the US is headed next is by looking at the life of Stephen Miller, the US shadow president and very embodiment of evil that is now appearing on every TV channel to defend the ICE agent that summarily executed an innocent woman.🧵
Having went bald and aged some 37 years in between the ages of 15 and 17 and already an avid reader of "Guns&Ammo" magazine by the age of 12, Miller would eventually let his only friend know they can't see each other anymore on grounds of him being the wrong shade of white.
Failing in his bid for Student Government, having run on a platform that argued students should not have to pick up trash, because, in his view, that was the God given role of Black and Latino janitors, Miller began incessantly calling into local neo-Nazi radio shows.
To highlight Russia's willingness to negotiate and because we tend to lose track of facts and statements, I've compiled a list of all threats and predictions made over the past 2 years by Dmitry Medvedev, former president and current deputy chair of Russia's Security Council.🧵
January-February 2024
Russia to soon get Alaska.
Texas to become independent with Russian help.
Threatens Sweden with annihilation.
Threatens British PM with cluster munitions.
Threatens Ukraine with nuclear missiles.
French farmers to start a revolution against Macron.
March-April 2024
European ambassadors to be kicked out of Russia then all of Europe to get nuked.
Claims Latvia doesn't exist.
The French and the Anglo-Saxons threatened be nuked.
Threatens Latvia with nuclear weapons.
The French and Germans threatened to be nuked again.