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Fentanyl! Communist China! Be afraid! Priss, priss, priss.

#arnews #arpx #argov #arleg #Arkansas @argop #maga
Fentanyl! Human trafficking! (Ding!) Sexual massage parlors! Stacks of Chinese currency in Arkansas! Pills! Critically important! Be afraid!

#arnews #arpx #argov #arleg #Arkansas @argop #maga
@ARGOP Listhp. Listhp. Listhp. Kisses Trump ass. Fentanyl! Heinous crimes! Protect the homeland! They're after our farmland and children! Human trafficking! (Ding!) Kisses cop ass. The foreigners are coming to take your cookie!

#arnews #arpx #argov #arleg #Arkansas @argop #maga #acab
@ARGOP Kisses Cotton's nelly ass. Rambles. Scourge! Violent crime! Platitudes. Kisses Googly Eyes' ass.

#arnews #arpx #argov #arleg #Arkansas @argop #maga
@ARGOP (Questions.)

Tom: Threat from China! Illicit massage parlors! Fentanyl! China! China! China! Threat from China!

Kash: Rambling bullshit.

#arnews #arpx #argov #arleg #Arkansas @argop #maga
@ARGOP Tom kisses various asses. Threats! Kisses Kash ass. More agents! On the streets!

#arnews #arpx #argov #arleg #Arkansas @argop #maga
@ARGOP Tom: Drugs! Rural communities! Shut the border! Cartels!

Kash: Street gangs! Drugs and firearms! Latinos! Bringing drugs into rural communities! Localized street gangs!

#arnews #arpx #argov #arleg #Arkansas @argop #maga
@ARGOP Gladhanding. Bald men. Photo opportunity.

#arnews #arpx #argov #arleg #Arkansas @argop #maga
@ARGOP Audience booing and chanting outside chamber.

#arnews #arpx #argov #arleg #Arkansas @argop #maga
@ARGOP "Great job!" Self-congratulations. End stream.

#arnews #arpx #argov #arleg #Arkansas @argop #maga
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