Newspaperdy; chickentender; graphic artish; liberal Arkie; #tunegoon; Aquarius, Rat; mildly Whovian; INFP; multinontheist; Gen X; augur of doom; editorial We.
Jan 31 • 11 tweets • 1 min read
Fentanyl! Communist China! Be afraid! Priss, priss, priss.
#arnews #arpx #argov #arleg #Arkansas @argop #maga
Fentanyl! Human trafficking! (Ding!) Sexual massage parlors! Stacks of Chinese currency in Arkansas! Pills! Critically important! Be afraid!
Refiling my Access Arkansas stuff. Been online 15 minutes, already had two blatant hurdles, an unexpected logout and re-login, and an employment record with the same errors that I've corrected twice before both in the system and in my statement.
Features, not bugs.
#arnews
Another employment error corrected twice before and verified each time by the state worker who called.
Apr 5, 2024 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
Time for the food stamps renewal. You'll remember we're not starving but qualify for $63 a month.
In addition to wanting to know if I have a burial policy and funeral arrangements, the site won't let me correct some info.
And unexpectedly, it logs you out. Twicet.
Heckuva job.
POR EJEMPLO, ESES: You can't schedule an appointment, you're too unimportant.
May 17, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
A certain young lady has chosen a nesting spot and is engaging in courtship behavior. The nesting spot is right beside Daddy's chair in the bay window, where I sit with her at roost. She has bespotted a decades-old dusty carpet remnant there.
She is now a small almost adult chicken, but it's too early for this. #Yardbirds
May 17, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
We really resent having to use our phone to fill out forms now. Why I got to thumb all this crap in?
I want to go to the lady with the desk and let her ask me questions then tell me what I'm doing. I don't want to play Facebook.
May 17, 2023 • 15 tweets • 2 min read
There are tokens we look for in every rural grocery store. Sometime soon, we wrap an unannounced review around those items.
These aren't things you expect from a rural grocery store, but things that let you know they're thinking about who shops there.
May 17, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
"To keep work problems from overflowing into your real life, make your home a refuge."
Today, we work on stuff WE need done, yes. #HelloRat
"Expect to turn heads today. You're well liked and in demand."
Sir, could you move? Me and my friends can't see the stage. Can we prop our college girl feet on you?
May 17, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Butterball bunnies are starving. Chickenbutt runs the ramp, stomping and skidding.
Rhetorical question: "What you doin'? Chicken-pooin'?"
May 16, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
It's been a long hot day. We had to meet Middle Sister at the bank and do some stuff on Aunt Sally's behalf today.
It did not set well with her stepson, the one who not-so-vaguely threatened to stab #doorgoon back in November or so. (We should have snapped his neck right then.)
May 15, 2023 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
"You may feel like walking barefoot, comforting your friends, or playing with children."
Miss Gamma, also called Chickenbutt, is starting to speak real chicken. She likes us to sit and preen together, do the chicken dance, then rub necks and roost.
