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Oct 16, 2024

#Cubie story time folks!! A🧵
1/
One day, #Cubie was doing his normal thing. Running through the ruins of a once prosperous Ukrainian city, raping and killing... You know, normal stuff.

2/
When suddenly #Cubie was no longer...
#Cubie had always wondered what happened to the hero's of the Motherland when they died?

3/
#Cubie found himself floating upwards on his new wings.
At least there were no explosions or ejector seats here. So that was nice.
Would it be heaven? Purgatory? Valhalla?

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@MeatCubie

Aug 8, 2024

Since #Cubie has been put in charge of OP MEAT SHIELD, he will elaborate his plan.
a 🧵 1/
@MalcolmNance
@john_sipher
@DarthPutinKGB
@igorsushko
@olddog100ua
@osint_69
@WarMonitor3
@ChristopherJM
@Gerashchenko_en
@cossackgundi
-Feel free to chime in on #Cubie's strategic genius~

PHASE 1, DELAY AND FIX: #Cubie has already established the great MEAT WALL. This will ensure that Ukrainian forces rapid advance will be stalled by virtue of having to slog through the wall of meat. #Cubie will then know exactly where the enemy is. 2/

PAHSE 2, DENY: #Cubie has been keeping track of all those Russian Patriots that dug in around Chernobyl. #Cubie will use them in the Motherlands long vaunted Nuclear strike. They will be launched with Russia's only weapon that can't be jammed or intercepted. The Nuclear Trebuchet

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@MeatCubie

Jul 28, 2024

Since The Motherland has been banned from the #Olympics2024Paris, #Cubie has decided to host his own Olympic games based on Russian specialty events!
Come along and see the prowess of the Motherland's finest!
#CubieGames2024
1/

First up is the drone evasion event!
Basically it's an obstacle course where competitors have to not only complete the obstacle course, but also not get Merc'd by FPV Drones. What a delight!
#CubieGames2024
2/

Second up, we have the Motorcycle Rally!
Here again, it's a motorcycle race, all while being chased by FPV Drones intent on making more #Cubie's!
#CubieGames2024
3/

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@MeatCubie

Jan 27, 2024

#Cubie the Intelligence officer MEGATHREAD adventure starts here 1/

#Cubie began life is a typical Russian household. His parents were not around much, so #Cubie watched a LOT of television. Such great messaging from the Motherland! 2/

#Cubie was a bit of a sickly child. Not one for the outdoors. So #Cubie was raised on Russian television. He admired all the characters on there and drank in the wonderful stories! 3/

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@MeatCubie

Jan 22, 2024

For all those that didn't catch #Cubies adventure to Alaska, here is the thread!

#Cubie will be right back. The Motherland has rightfully decreed that the cynical Americans illegally purchased Alaska over 100 years ago. #Cubie has been tasked with going to get it back. #Cubie thinks that this should be easier than the SMO. The Motherland Provides! /1

On #Cubie's special mission to regain Alaska for the Motherland, he encountered a local American. #Cubie was warned about Bears, but this isn't what #Cubie was expecting. /2

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@MeatCubie

Jan 19, 2024

#Cubie received the best education that the Motherland can provide. One area those pig dog Westerners always look down on Russia for is Russian Art. #Cubie is here to tell you the truth about Russian Art history. We can find #Cubie's throughout history. 1/

Western Art historians have covered up that the Motherland has been represented as far back as ancient Egypt! 2/

#Cubie was told that the Greek philosophers were in awe of the Russian mind! 3/

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