Claude can now manage your money like a $5,000/month wealth advisor from Merrill Lynch. For free.
Here are 12 prompts that build portfolios, rebalance assets, and find hidden fees eating your returns:
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1. The Portfolio Architect
"I'm [age], earning [$X/year], with [$X] in savings. My risk tolerance is [conservative/moderate/aggressive]. Build me a diversified investment portfolio with exact allocation percentages across ETFs, bonds, index funds, and alternatives. Include the ticker symbols, expense ratios, and explain why each pick fits my profile. Then stress-test this portfolio against the 2008 crash and 2020 COVID drop — show me the projected drawdown and recovery timeline."
2. The Hidden Fee Hunter
"Here are my current investments: [list your funds/ETFs/401k options]. Act as a forensic financial analyst. Calculate exactly how much I'm losing per year to expense ratios, management fees, trading costs, and 12b-1 fees. Then recommend lower-cost alternatives for each position and show me the 10-year and 30-year compounding difference. I want to see the exact dollar amount these 'small' fees are stealing from my retirement."
3. The Tax Optimization Engine
"I earned [$X] this year from [salary/freelance/investments]. I live in [state]. Find every legal tax optimization strategy available to me — including tax-loss harvesting opportunities, retirement account maximization, HSA strategies, charitable giving hacks, and entity structuring options. Rank them by estimated savings and tell me which ones I need to implement before December 31st."
4. The Retirement Reality Check
"I'm [age], earning [$X/year], currently have [$X] saved for retirement, and contribute [$X/month]. I want to retire at [age] with a lifestyle that costs [$X/month] in today's dollars. Run the math — factor in inflation at 3%, average market returns at 7%, and Social Security estimates. Tell me honestly: am I on track? If not, give me 3 specific scenarios showing exactly what I need to change — contribution amount, retirement age, or lifestyle expectations."
5. The Debt Assassin
"Here's my current debt: [list each debt with balance, interest rate, minimum payment]. Compare the avalanche method vs. the snowball method for my specific situation. Build me a month-by-month payoff calendar for both. Then find any refinancing, consolidation, or balance transfer opportunities that could save me money. Calculate the exact total interest I'd pay under each strategy."
6. The Real Estate Calculator
"I'm considering buying a home at [$X] with [$X] down payment in [city/state]. My income is [$X/year] with [$X/month] in existing debts. Run a complete buy vs. rent analysis for my situation over 5, 10, and 20-year horizons. Factor in property taxes, maintenance at 1% annually, opportunity cost of the down payment invested instead, mortgage interest deduction, and local appreciation rates. Tell me the honest break-even point."
7. The Emergency Fund Strategist
"I earn [$X/month] with [$X/month] in fixed expenses. I currently have [$X] in emergency savings sitting in a regular checking account. Design a tiered emergency fund system — tell me exactly how much to keep in checking, high-yield savings, and money market funds. Recommend specific accounts with the highest current APY. Then calculate how much interest I'm losing every year by keeping my emergency fund in the wrong place."
8. The Insurance Audit
"Here are my current insurance policies: [list health, auto, home/renters, life, umbrella with monthly premiums and coverage amounts]. Analyze whether I'm over-insured, under-insured, or paying for coverage I don't need. Based on my age [X], dependents [X], net worth [$X], and assets, recommend the exact coverage amounts I actually need. Calculate potential annual savings from optimizing my policies."
9. The Side Income Tax Shield
"I make [$X/year] from my day job and [$X/year] from [freelancing/side business/rental income]. I currently file as [W-2/1099/LLC/S-Corp]. Analyze whether my current business structure is costing me money in self-employment taxes. Walk me through exactly how restructuring as an S-Corp (or other entity) would change my tax burden. Include the breakeven point where it makes sense and the exact steps to make the switch."
10. The Subscription Wealth Leak
"Here are all my monthly subscriptions and recurring charges: [list everything]. Calculate my total annual spend on subscriptions. Identify which ones have overlapping features I'm double-paying for. Flag any that have raised prices without me noticing. Then build me a 'keep, downgrade, cancel' list with exact annual savings for each decision. Show me what investing those savings at 8% returns would be worth in 10 years."
11. The Wealth Snapshot Dashboard
"Here's my complete financial picture: Income [$X/year], Savings [$X], Investments [$X], Retirement accounts [$X], Debt [$X], Monthly expenses [$X]. Generate a full net worth analysis with key financial ratios — savings rate, debt-to-income, expense coverage ratio, and investment-to-net-worth ratio. Compare my ratios against benchmarks for my age and income bracket. Then give me the 3 highest-leverage moves I can make in the next 90 days to improve my weakest ratio."
12. The Generational Wealth Blueprint
"I'm [age] with [$X] in total assets, [X] dependents, and I want to build a legacy plan. Design a generational wealth transfer strategy that minimizes estate taxes. Cover 529 plans for education, trust structures, gifting strategies using the annual exclusion, Roth conversion ladders, and beneficiary optimization across all my accounts. Explain each step like I've never spoken to an estate planner before — because I haven't."
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Your name. Your address. Your relatives. Your past addresses. Your age. Your employer.
Anyone in the world can pull it up in 30 seconds for free.
You can wipe yourself off all of them. Free. Takes 20 minutes.
Here's the exact process for every site:
This isn't paranoia.
The FTC has confirmed that scammers, stalkers, and identity thieves use these data broker sites as their first stop before any attack.
They get your full name, your address, your phone, your relatives' names, and use it to bypass security questions, social engineer your bank, and show up at your door.
Even federal judges have had their home addresses pulled from these sites and used to track them down. One judge's son was murdered because of it.
If it's worth doing for them, it's worth doing for you.
Site 1: Whitepages
This is the biggest one. Most lookups start here.
>> Go to whitepages.com/suppression-re…
>> Search your name and city
>> Find your listing and copy the URL
>> Paste it into the suppression form
>> Verify with a phone call (automated, takes 30 seconds)
>> Submit
Whitepages removes most listings within 24 hours.
⚠️ They will try to upsell you a paid removal. You don't need it. The free version works.
Site 2: Spokeo
Spokeo aggregates from social media, court records, and other brokers.
>> Go to spokeo.com/optout
>> Find your profile by searching your name
>> Copy the profile URL
>> Paste it into the opt-out form
>> Enter your email and verify
>> Submit
Spokeo processes in 3-5 business days. Check back to confirm.
Site 3: BeenVerified
Owned by the same parent company as PeopleLooker and NeighborWho. One opt-out covers them.
>> Go to beenverified.com/app/optout/sea…
>> Search your name and state
>> Click your record
>> Click "Proceed to Opt Out"
>> Enter email and verify with the link they send
>> Done
This single opt-out also wipes you from PeopleLooker and NeighborWho automatically.
A single CLAUDE .md file just hit #1 on GitHub trending.
44k stars. 7 days. zero dependencies.
it fixes LLMs' worst coding habits using 4 principles Karpathy called out.
here's exactly what's in it 👇
The backstory...
Karpathy went public about what LLMs actually get wrong when they code:
→ they make wrong assumptions silently
→ they overcomplicate everything
→ they edit code they were never asked to touch
→ no pushback, no clarifying questions
they just run.
Someone took those observations and built a fix.
Not a framework. not an agent. not a SaaS.
One markdown file.
4 behavioral rules.
Drop it in your project root and Claude Code follows it from the first task.