Scotland has not just watched a party finance scandal. It has watched the state, the party machine and the prosecution system close ranks in real time.
The public were expected to notice nothing.
Unfortunately for them, we did.
2/ I now believe Peter Murrell was allowed to become the useful container for a much bigger scandal.
One man. One plea. One neat little box.
How convenient.
The trouble is that the stench does not fit inside the box.
3/ I now believe the plea deal was designed to prevent sunlight.
A full trial would have asked the questions the SNP, the Crown Office and half of Edinburgh’s political class plainly do not want asked.
Who knew? Who benefited? Who covered? Who lied?
4/ I now believe the removal of certain items from the calculations is one of the most revealing parts of the whole affair.
When the purchases most politically embarrassing to Nicola Sturgeon vanish from the final arithmetic, people do not need law degrees to understand the problem.
5/ I now believe Nicola Sturgeon may escape legal consequence while suffering something worse for a politician like her: permanent public disbelief.
She can say she knew nothing.
Millions will now hear only one thing:
Of course you didnae, hen.
6/ I now believe John Swinney is avoiding any inquiry because he knows perfectly well where it will lead.
An inquiry would not stop at Peter Murrell’s bank statements.
It would walk straight into SNP headquarters, ministerial offices and every room where people were told to shut up.
7/ I now believe Scotland has watched the meaning of “ring-fenced” rewritten in real time.
Donors thought it meant money kept aside for a specific purpose.
The SNP appears to have treated it as a flexible accounting mood.
And the Crown Office seems content to let that definition stand.
8/ I now believe the Lord Advocate’s role is now a public confidence disaster.
The country’s chief prosecutor should not be updating the First Minister on a politically explosive criminal case involving the SNP’s former chief executive.
That arrangement is rotten.
9/ I now believe Police Scotland wanted Nicola Sturgeon charged.
And I believe COPFS could not stomach the spectacle of two former SNP First Ministers being dragged into court while the SNP still governed Scotland.
So here we are.
10/ I now believe large parts of Scotland’s media owe the public an apology.
The people asking awkward questions were sneered at for years while respectable journalists waited for permission to notice the obvious.
Astonishing bravery. Eventually.
11/ I now believe the SNP’s culture is rotten from the inside.
1/10
This is going to sound boring. Websites. PDF links. “403 Forbidden”. Thrilling stuff. But it matters, because it decides whether the public can find what the government has done, or whether you have to already know where to look.
2/10
In plain English: some Scottish public-sector websites are set up like a shop with the lights on and the door unlocked… but every aisle has a velvet rope and the staff keep asking why you’re taking notes.
3/10
Humans can usually click around eventually. The problem is everything else - search engines, journalists, researchers, watchdogs, archivists, automated tools. The people who spot patterns. The people who notice what changed.
1/ Here’s the Scottish Government’s defence of the policy that can place men in women’s prisons.
They want it treated as normal, lawful and beyond challenge unless a woman has already suffered the consequences.
Receipts below.
2/Their opening move is cowardice dressed as procedure.
No named woman. No concrete case. Therefore no problem.
It only counts once a woman has been harmed loudly enough, in court.
3/Then they wriggle out of plain meaning.
Single-sex prisons, they say, aren’t actually a rule at all. There is no norm. No baseline. Nothing to protect unless a claim succeeds.
🪡Scotland has been governed for 18 years by people who sell virtue as a brand. The trouble is virtue needs receipts. It needs delivery. It needs records.
This thread lays out the pattern: waste, botched decisions, standards collapsing and accountability that vanishes on contact.
Twenty scandals. One culture.
BRANCHFORM
A party that wants more power must first prove it can handle basic money and basic honesty.
Instead we got years of questions about SNP finances, “ring-fenced” funds and missing clarity, then a police investigation that dragged on like a bad smell you can’t air out.
If you can’t run a party properly, you shouldn’t be trusted to run a country indefinitely.
FOI
Freedom of Information is meant to be the public’s torch. In Scotland it has too often felt like a wet blanket.
Redactions, “not held”, delays, evasions, endless process. Not once, not twice, but as a habit.
Governments that believe they are doing the right thing don’t fear their own paperwork. Governments that fear the paperwork are telling you something.
1/ @TheSNP took power in 2007.
After 18 years, Scotland is poorer, sicker, weaker and still being lectured to.
Here’s the record. 🧵
2/ đź’‰Drug deaths
2007: 455
2024: 1,017
They turned a national emergency into background noise. Scotland became a graveyard and they kept the slogans. thetimes.com/uk/scotland/ar…
🏥A&E 4-hour standard
2007: 96% seen within 4 hours
2025: ~69%
The NHS front door is broken. Emergency care now comes with a queue and a gamble.
1/19
Receipts on @bphillipsonMP : a decade of trans messaging, then Supreme Court clarity, then ministerial delay. This is why nothing gets implemented.
2/19
This matters because Phillipson now controls the final step: approving the statutory EHRC code that turns law into practice. Until she acts, schools, hospitals and single-sex services are left to guess and carry the legal risk.
3/19
29 June 2010: as a new MP, she pressed witnesses on how to stop trans people being forced to use documents in a previous gender. Early instinct: make the state adapt around gender identity. publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201011/cm…