Thread by @kwentongupd

Thread: How I fell inlove with my tutee

I was a 3rd year major who went tutoring hindi namin dahil kapos or mahirap kami, but for additional money lang (panginom & dota lol)

I posted my ad on a website with the ad name: "math tutor, na medyo gwapo"

Apparently a mom with a solo daughter wanted her daughter to have a boyfriend or ka fling, thats why she called me

(AND IM HOOKEDT ALREADY)

Don't get tita wrong, medj mahina talaga si babe sa math but good grades + boyfriend, super gusto ng mom niya yun

(Tita..babe..omg sila??)

So we first meet up in a mall, syempre I dressed up. Nakapolo, shoes, perfume. First impressions last sa isip ko.

(Tutor sesh or date??)

Pero puta unang dumating yung nanay niya. Ininterview muna ako. Inamin na she wants someone for her girl kasi loner. Feel nga niya tomboy.

She asked for my grades, straight uno yung math series, 1.25 lowest sa Physics series, 1.25 sa ES 1, magna cum laude standing.

Ok naman daw. Nahihirapan daw kasi anak niya sa math. Ewan daw ba niya parehas silang okay naman pero anak nila hindi.

(Recessive gene?)

*this is the admin*
*nakaupo sa jeep nagtwetweet then sinara phone*
*girl makes kalabit*
*pakituloy na po*

putang ina eto na next HAHAHA

After the interview sinabi naman ni tita nun na hindi naman panget si Tisha. Sa loob loob ko, walang magandang single.

(Mars wag ganun)

Shet mayaman pala sila Tisha. Hinatid kami sa condo niya malapit sa school niya in Manila, magkasundo na kami ng mom niya ngayon pa lang.

Engr sila parehas ng husband niya kaya nga hindi nila alam gagawin kay Tisha kasi hindi magaling sa math. Baka daw magarki nalang kasi ganun

Don't hate me pero parents niya nagsabi nun. Lol. Civil engg kasi course niya ngayon and hirap na hirap na siya sa math and statics daw.

Sabi ko I will do my best to help her. Bigla akong kinorrect ng mom niya, help..and have daw.

(Sorry my mom isnt the best, this mom is)

After that we went to the condo near her school. Magtututor kami sa lobby and not her room, baka daw mag "chukchakan" kami.

(Wait tb continued in a few minutes. I have to do something and it's not chukchakan promise)

Okay then after that I was so excited to meet her. Kasi nga her mom told me amazing things about her already.

She loves to sing and knows how to piano. Nakikickbox rin siya and volleyball. Sporty diba.

Samantalang ako 1.5K MMR sa DOTA 2 hahaha.

Naghintay kami sa swimming pool ng condo niya kasi may mga chair and tables doon. Doon nalang kami magtututor. Sana nakaswimsuit siya lagi.

Tita is calling Tisha, on loudspeaker mode, "hoy ang tagal na namin dito ng jowa mo nasaan ka ba wala ka nang igaganda bruhang to"

I was shocked. Hindi pala tutee meron ako, "jowa". I don't even know what word - jowa came from.

Tisha answered na parang "hoy ma naririnig niya ba yan wag ka ngang maingay nakakahiya"

Hahaha I think I like her already.

(KILIG!!!!)

Her mom suddenly gave me the phone and said "oh kausapin mo nga magcr lang ako"

I was nervous, what are the words that I will say to you?

I can't remember bakit, pero, in a very manly, like bf-tone, sabi ko "bruha bumaba ka na I'm waiting here"

(KILIG!!!)

She didn't say anything. I don't know if she's mad. But I know for a fact na sobang tanga ng sinabi ko.

(Not to us!! Kilig!!!)

She deopped the phone. Wtf? I wasted my porma and all kasi I thought galit siya sakin. She texted her mom after that, "hi tutor im omw"

Maybe she's blushing too like I am right now, not out of love of love but ofbshame though. I was so fucking nervous pababa ni Tisha.

Then bumukas na yung doors. Maputi siya pero hindi naman sobra. Matangkad siya pero hindi naman sobra. Maganda siya, pero oo, sobra sobra.

Naka shirt and skirts siya. Her hair moving from the wind, may dalang leithold book at yellow pad, I told myself, maybe she's the one.

Perfect moment na sana. Nagsmile ako sakanya. She smiled back. Para siyang si Pia Wurtzbach, thank god 25ft pool nila mahaba nilalakad niya.

Naririnig ko lang nun yung waves galing sa pool, yung wind galing sa malayo, serene, then:

"Bruha bakit ngayon ka lang" sabi ng mom niya.

"Tinawagan ko pa si Cindy akala ko matagal kayo eh, sorry ma, sorry *pauses, offers her hand* ano nga ulit name mo?"

"Hi, I'm bruha"

shet wtf did i just say???? They both laughed so hard.

"Ay shit sorry Miguel, I got used to both of you kanina eh sorry"

Naiyak silang dalawa sa kakatawa, ako umiiyak sa loob sa kahihiyan. After nun, humingi na ng pera si Tisha ng baon (that was a monday).

Her mom hands her 3K.

"Oh bawas mo na dyan bayad mo kay bruha ah"

Apprently my nickname went from Migo to Bruha that day :((

Bago umalis kom niya sabi wag daw siya makipagchukchakan sa mga lalake, mas lalo daw sa mga bruha.

(Hahaha I'll chukchak with u anytime JK)

It was akward for a few seconds after her mom left. She was smiling. I was tulala and half smiling with eyes moving in horizontal direction.

I initiated the convo,

"Uhmmm, saan ka nahihirapan?"
"Sa math"
"Anong topic sa math?"
"Sa derivatives"

(Zzzzz sleeps)

Sabi ko "madali lang naman derivatives"

"Magaling ka kasi hindi ko saulo derivatives"
"Sige nga ano pag LY raise to i?"
"I..L...Y??"

(Pustahan onti likes nung nasa taas hindi gets!! Bali bumababa kasi yung exponent so catch is ILY yung sagot sa tanong ni Bruha. Getz na??)

(Hahaha i underestimated my readers!! Biglang gumagaling pag may halong landi ang math! Charoz!!)

Okay back to Bruha and tisha

Sasabihin ko sana ILY2 kaso baka maguluhan siya diba kasi exponents yun ganun, super sabaw niya hindi niya gets! Omg ayoko na sakanya jk!!

But then after 5 seconds bigla niya akong hinampas ng libro! Hahaha shet may pagasa si Tisha madali naman pala turuan!

Sabi ko sa sarili ko, 5 seconds may malisya na. Lol.

She asked me ano daw meaning ng L

Sabi ko "like"

I like you as a tutee.

(Minsan talaga dyan...sa random math exercises with derivatives and integrals.....nagsisimula yan)

(Putang ina nung comment LODI DAW HAHAHA wait pababa ako sa MRT HAHAHA himala gumana siya)

(Omg kilig akez!!! Kayo ba

Sabi niya paano daw magderivative ng product. Sabi ko nun, high d'low, low 'dhigh.

(Lodi..high..hehehehehehe)

I gave her so many examples on product rule, quotient and chain rule. Okay naman at she gets it naman.

Syempre I didnt go home without trying to impress her. Bigla akong nagpasok, paano pag x raised to x? Anong derivative nun? Napaisip siya.

Then tumawa siya, akala ko she will concede. But she said, with respect to y? Eh di 0?

MY WOLRD HAS STOPPED. I WILL MARRY THIS WOMAN.

Pero syempre hindi ko sinabi yun.

I smiled and said "okay naman na pala hindi mo na ako kailangan"

"Ui hindi kailangan kaya kita"

*said this slowly*
"Ha??? Kailangan mo ako?"
"Oo quiz namin this week at long test next week"

(Okay we needed this convo para kumalma)

"Sige sige, 2 hours na pala, alis na ako."
"Sige, I had fun. Kelan ka balik?" She said, smiling.

"Whenever you need me"

"So, always?"

She gave me 700 pesos. I went home smiling.

(Bakla 350/hr ka kung di ka ba naman ngumiti ewan ko nalang talaga chz hahahaha)

(How do I tell the readers na may iba pa akong gagawin? Na may acads ako at ibang gagawin? Na okay lang ba tomorrow ko nalang to ituloy?)

(Lightbulb: You just did! They SO understand and can relate to you. They learned a lot in Math today!!)

(Talaga oo nga no sorry talaga guys tom nalang, around this time ulit :(( good night sana kinilig kayo hahaha)

Dahil sabi sa comments sana daw may "Abangan Bukas"

Topics nila for tomorrow: Chain Rule and Word problems

Review kayo para may magets!!

Mga beshies handa na ba kayo sa updatesssss????

Kiliggg si aqoeeee sa mga susunod na pangyayari

Disclaimer muna: Natatagalan po sa paguupdate kasi nagcracrash minsan twitter sa phone...and...sobrang haba po talaga ng post

So expect this to be 4-5 parts bago matapos, kaunti nalang isang linggong pag-ibig na?

Tag niyo na mga beshies niyo we're starting!!!

Paguwi ko sa bahay I realized a made a mistake. I didn't get her number. Fuck paano kami magtetext. Hesitant rin ako i-add sya sa Facebook.

Tinext ko nalang mom niya

"Hi po si miguel po ito pwede ko po ba makuha number niya? Magschedule po kami ng 2nd session. Thank you po"

Instead of replying, she called back.

"Ang hina hina mo naman 2 oras kayo doon hindi mo nahingi? Mahina ma ata sa numero bruho!"

Nakakakaba. Tagal ko na kasing single kaya hindi ko alam yung itetext. Hi? Hello? Kumusta? Ano ba dapat?

(Bruha ask ka ng derivative ganun)

Sabi ko "Hi Tisha, this is Miguel, uhmmm, may schedule ba tayo tom?"

Sabi niya, "namiss mo na ako? Ang bilis mo magtext ah hahaha"

"Sige meet tayo tom mga 8:30, nasa QC ako. un eh, okay lang ba? Sa SB nalang tayo, Mother Ignacia?"

(Tutor sesh at 8:30PM???? WAG KAMI!!!)

Ofc I agreed, siya pa ba magadjust samin eh kahit ano atang sabihin niya gagawin ko.

"Ano ba lessons for tomorrow?"
"Chain rule"

(Zzzz)

I prepared exercises, sabi niya nahihirapan daw siya magets ung concept so I'll help with that. Actually I wanna help her with anything.

So we met at SB. She bought me a white choco drink. I told her not to treat me but she insisted.

(Next time u give her your white milk CHZ

She's having difficulty in grasping the concept of chain rule. Sabi niya paano daw ba yun maiaaply sa totoong buhay?

(SAME TISHA. SAME)

I finally came up with something. Sabi ko para totally mo madifferentiate ang sarili mo, hindi lang panlabas babaguhin, pero pati loob rin.

So if gusto mo idifferentiate and isang polynomial na may exponent, baguhin mo muna ang labas (exponent), tsaka mo baguhin yung loob.

She smiled after that. I realized she's not so bad after all.

Hindi naman siya mahirap turuan, sana hindi rin siya mahirap mahalin.

After doing 20 exercises on chain rule and word problems, we called it a night.

Sabi niya "I'm happy about us". Kinilig ang bruha niyo.

"First time ko ata makakita na tutor na ganto ka seryoso, sana dumami katulad mo para sa mga bruhang katulad ko"

She laughed. But I smiled

She now asked me "ano derivative ng x raised to x, pero with respect to x?"

Biniro ko sabi ko wala akong respect sa ex ko hahaha

Tawa nanaman siya ng tawa after nun. She's happy because of my jokes. I'm happy because she's happy.

After that we got to the real talk.

"Alam ko namang hinire ka ni mama kasi hinahanapan niya ako ng boyfriend. Pero I don't think I'm ready

And it's not about you, pero ayoko lang talaga muna, studies nga hindi ko mabalance, lovelife pa kaya"

(Bakit ganun naman Tisha puta naman)

I reassured her I'm just there for her professionally. If may mangyari then good pero if not okay lang. I'll just go with the flow I guess.

I grabbed her hand, let it ran along my cheeks and after that I kissed it. I said "you shouldn't explain, lets just see where this goes".

Before parting ways, kasi after 3 days pa ulit kami magkikita, sabi ko "hindi naman masamang mamiss ka no?"

Akala ko tatawa nanaman siyang malakas, pero sagot niya "okay lang ngayon pa nga lang namimiss na kita hahaha"

Ngayon ako naman yung tumawa. We bid goodbyes like years pa ulit kami magkikita. Well maybe if the person's special, 3 days is like forever.

(BASTA AKO WALA NA AKONG UTANG TODAY HA BUKAS NA ULIT YUNG KATULOY TY Kakilig puta hahaha)

Mga mars may exam ako tonight!!

Update mga 8 or 9PM na!! Wish me luck!! calculus rin exam ko chz!!

Kakakilig updates tonight abangan!!!

9PM NA UPDATE 5% nalang ako :(((

Pota ang hirap ng exam!!! Grrr i need a tutor na chzzzz

ito na puta

During the three days we didn't meet, minimal lang rin yung texts namin. Syempre ayoko maging too eager. Chill chill lang, that's how I play

Hi, hello, musta, okay naman, good night, galingan mo sa exam.

Ganyan lang lagi mga texts namin.

(BTW, LABAN GINEBRA!!!! chz )

The night before the exam I wanna call her. Pero nahihiya ako, awkward ba if tawagan ko siya? Good luck message lang naman. Kinakabahan ako.

I called her. Kaso iba yung sumagot. Mas mature na babae. 'Yung sa globe pala yun. Wala na daw akong pangtawag hahaha. Bruhang 'yun.

Hindi na ako nagpaload. Nagtext na lang ako sakanya. Sabi ko "good luck, bruha. Galingan mo bukas"

"Thank you bruho! See you sa Friday"

Shit. Nagtext siya kinabukasan na medyo mahirap daw yung exam. I'm more nervous pa sakanya about dun sa results. Ganun pala pag tutor ka.

Mga 2-3 days pa daw bago makuha yung results nila. Meanwhile nagfocus muna kami sa 2nd long exam topics nila. Maxima, minima..

(zzzz boring

"Paano ba mairerelate yung meaning ng 'local minimum' ng math sa totoong buhay?"

Eto nanaman ako bilang interpreter ng math lesson niya.

Sabi ko nalang "yung life parang minima lang yan, if you feel like nasa lowest part ka na pero hindi mo alam paangat ka ulit after".

At this point in time, bumaba na yung "romance" or "excitement" saming dalawa. Ewan ko ba why pero hindi ko siya masyadong type.

(fuck u)

Siguro dahil hindi na kami nag tetext sa isat-isa. Ganito talaga siguro kaimportante ang communication. Mabilis uminit, mas mabilis lumamig.

After ng math lesson namin, nakapagusap naman kami. Kinamusta naman niya ako. Sabi ko, okay lang, ito, medyo gwapo pa rin.

Sabi niya pwede ko raw ba siyang turuan mag Rubik's cube. Shettt. Tagal ko nang hindi nakabuo. Subukan ko lang sabi ko.

Actually ewan ko if gusto niya ba talaga matuto or gusto lang niya hawakan ko yung kamay niya habang tinuturuan ko siya mag rubiks.

Doesn't matter, I told myself. Gagawin ko naman yun nevertheless. Bruho kaya to lol. Sabi ko sakanya isang formula lang naman yung sa rubiks

"Buohin mo first layer, then second, then third tapos na."

"shet, bakit ang galing mo?" tanong niya.
"galing lang? mas cute kaya ako"

Hindi niya talaga magets paano magrubiks. So tinuruan ko nalang siya ng mga tricks. Yung alternate, donut, letter T, letter H, etc.

Habang binubuo syempre hinawakan ko na yung kamay niya, tapos pumwesto ako dun sa likod niya para mas romantic.

Bakit ganto ako kaexcited pag siya yung kasama ko? Parang obligado ako maging sweet, or romantic. Ganto ata talaga if special sayo yung tao.

Nung nabuo ko na yung cube, bigla siyang tumingin palikod, sakin. Ngumiti siya. Ngumiti rin ako habang nakaembrace sakanya, hawak yung cube.

Then I remembered tutor nga pala ako. So trabaho muna, wala munang personalan, after na yun.

Ito yung mga moments na "chill" lang kami, hindi sweet, pero medyo close friends. Ramdam naman kasi namin na may "connection" between us.

Siguro nga if I really want her, I need to learn how to stay put and not be too aggressive. Baka kasi bigla rin mawala ulit yung feelings ko

"hey btw I have something for you" may gift nanaman siya sakin. Pacers na jersey para daw magbasketball ako. Wala daw kasi akong sport.

Nagdinner rin kami after nun. Pero syempre KKB na. Marami palang masarap na Korean restaurants sa Manila. I got to know her more.

What impressed me more about her it her opinion about things. May pakialam rin siya sa lipunan. Kumbaga hindi siya yung usual college girl.

She hates using plastic straws. She hates using disposable utensils. Dapat daw save the environment by reducing wastes. I got turned on.

Syempre kailangan ko rin magpaimpress sa kanya. Sabi ko nagrarally ako paminsan minsan. Ayaw ko sa fake news. Sana nga lang naniwala siya.

Ang dami kong nalaman about her dahil dun sa dinner na yun. I got to know her on a deeper level. Sana lang magtuloy tuloy.

(Laban bruho!)

(sorry guys I need to go na :(( )

Promise -- tapusin ko na to tomorrow!! hahaha mga 5PM tapos na to thanks guys! sorry ulit

Hiii r u ready for the last set of updates

Tisha and I went on tutoring and studying math for months. May mga hang outs, dinners and fun in between. It was...I thought to be, perfect.

I'm not sure if that was just me, but isn't like the other girls I went out with. Second day palang namin nun ang sweet na niya sakin.

Hindi siya yung pabebe pa, or kailangan mo pa suyuin, siya yung game na game lang. That's why after some time, I asked her THE question.

"Bruha, ano ba tayo?"

"Miguel, we're just friends. Akala ko ba alam mo na yun?"

"So para saan yung mga sweet messages? Mga dinners? Mga nicknames? Friensahip lang lahat yun?"

(Putang ina pahingi tissue)

"Bruha naman akala ko pa naman sinabi na ni mama ko yung about sakin. Hindi kasi ako, naiinlove sa mga lalake."

"I'm a lesbian, Miguel."

"Kaya ganun nalang yung pagbugaw sakin ng nanay ko. Hindi mo ba nahalata? Sinong nanay gahawa nun? Kasi alam niyang ganito ako."

At that point I was fucking shocked. Did I just fell in love with a lesbian? I don't fucking know how to react and what to answer.

"Tisha alam mo, lesbian ka man o hindi, ang alam ko lang is special ka at importante sakin"

(rt if you're crying sa kilig and sa sadness)

"And I may not believe what you've just said. Totoo ba talaga? Or ayaw mo lang sakin talaga so sinabing tomboy ka? Oks lang naman be honest"

"Miguel, LESBI-honest" sabi niya nun, parehas kaming tumawa.

(Pota walang nakakatawa, insensitive kayo)

"if yung pagiging lesbian parang nasa bangin at pagnahulog ako ay straight na ako, nandun na ako impending motion dahil halos hilain mo ako"

"Pero kahit na tuluyan akong mahulog, babalik at babalik pa rin ako kasi hindi ko na mababago to. Pasensya na, sorry.

After that convo I resigned bilang her tutor. Not because I hated her, but I just can't see her where I want to be, and that's with me.

I went clubbing, partying, Drews, Sarahs, TK, Timog and BGC just to get over her. Pero iba rin siguro ang tama ng mga tomboy.

Months after not seeing her, I missed her. And at one party that I saw her with her friends, kakausapin ko na siya and be friends with her.

(AHHHHHH PUTANG INA UGHHHH GO GO GO TODO NA TO!!! TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL NA!!!!)

But as soon as I approached her nakita ko siya holding another girl's hands. Maganda, morena, sexy si ate.

Bruhang yun, inagawan ako.

I didn't approach them kasi hindi ko alam kung kanino ako maiinlove.

(Tang ina mo rin kasi eh no)

But all kidding aside, I didn't want to disturb them because they were happy. Ayokong magcause ng awkwardness o ng eksena dun sa party.

Paalis na sana ako, tapos tinawag ako nung isa kong orgmate.

"Bro tawag ka nung 2 girls sa dun, gusto ka ata ithreesome hahaha biro lang"

Pinakilala ni Tisha yung girlfriend niya sakin. It was fucking awkward for me. Ang alam nung girl friends lang talaga kami. Tang ina.

I don't wanna say the girl's name because she's the girl who must not be named para sakin. Pero to be fair, she was nice and beautiful.

Biniro ko si Tisha, "saan mo naman nasungkit yang bruhang yan? Tiner no? Or may pangtomboy na grinde? Or omegle?"

Sabi niya "grinder kasi yun hindi grind! Hahaha halatang straight ka, or not? Hahaha" and yeah I think we were friends already that time.

"Pero wag ka magalit, si ________ yung tutor ko after mo ko nun turuan"

(AND I THOUGHT THIS COULDNT GET ANY MORE PAINFUL!!!)

Syempre tinago ko yung sakit. Sabi ko nalang "ahhh haha okay"

(Our reaction too when we have lesbi...oops that never happened to us pala)

I booked an Uber after that. I dont know baka masapak ko si Tisha, or si Bruha, or baka yung lalaki kong orgmate. Umuwi nalang ako para safe

Before ako umalis, I asked Tisha "nagintegral na ba kayo ng 2xdx from 13 to 10?"

Of course hindi niya nagets kaagad. Pero paguwi ko sabahay may reply sa phone ko.

"Fuck u miguel bruho ka!!!! Pero yes we did it na"

I can't believe the childhood fantasy of puberty years can actually hurt me and turn me on at the same time.

I guess I won't forget how painful this story to me is and I wanna share the agony with all of you too. Thanks guys.

(I NEED AIR....)

At this point, ako naman magsosorry. Yung story kasi na to yung first draft ko para sa isang movie. Sorryyyyyy pls forgive meee

- Ate East

Hindi natuloy because I wasn't available for some meetings with the producers. Pero I wanna share the story with all of you talaga. :D