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Kevin M. Kruse Profile picture
@KevinMKruse
Jan 25, 2018 • 86 tweets • 40 min read • Read on X
Felix Sater is Franz Sanchez
Senator Ron Johnson is Aristotle Kristatos
Rep. Matt Gaetz is Chang
Wendy Deng Murdoch is Sévérine

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Lara Trump is Verity

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Tony Perkins is Kamp
Lou Dobbs is Hans
Sarah Palin is Cigar Girl

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Rep. Jim Jordan is Patrice

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Jeanine Pirro is Gabor
Ann Coulter is Erich Kriegler
Jerry Falwell Jr. is Le Chiffre (original Orson Welles version)
Marc Kasowitz is Professor Dr. Metz
The hosts of "Fox & Friends" are the Three Blind Mice
White House Communications Strategist Mercedes Schlapp is Magda
RNC Finance Chairman Steve Wynn is Mr. Solo
RNC Chairwoman Ronna R̶o̶m̶n̶e̶y̶ McDaniel is Andrea Anders
Rep. Blake Farenthold is Aziz Fekkesh
Mike Cernovich is Krilencu
Rep. Trey Gowdy is Lazar
Scott Baio is Dario

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Sen. Marco Rubio is Mr. Jones
Deputy National Security Adviser Dina Powell is Saida

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Sen. Ted Cruz is Count Lippe
Piers Morgan is Peter Franks
Richard Spencer is Kananga (inflated)
Rep. Steve King is Dr. Alvarez
Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak is Grunther

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Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov is Gumbold

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Rep. Paul Gosar, D.D.S., is Dr. Tynan, D.D.S.
Frank Gaffney is Dr. Bechmann

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Jesse Watters is François Derval
Rep. Mark Meadows is Montelongo
Newt Gingrich is Mikhail Arkov
Matt Drudge is Rodney

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Rep. Louie Gohmert is Vargas
Tomi Lahren is Stromberg's Assistant
Former Director of the Centers for Disease Control Brenda Alexander is Fiona Volpe
(I already matched Stormy Daniels to Fiona Volpe, but I'm officially changing the president's alleged porn star mistress to the more aptly-named Plenty O'Toole)
White House Director of Social Media Dan Scavino is Felsen
Frank Luntz is Lippe
Peter Thiel is Marc-Ange Draco
Rep. Dana Rohrabacher is General Moon
SBA Administrator Linda McMahon is Agent Mimi

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Natalia Veselnitskaya is Miss Taro
Michelle Malkin is Annabel Chung

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Dana Loesch is Apostis
Chuck Johnson is Blofeld's Cat
ICE Director Thomas Homan is Lorenzo
Michael Caputo is W.G. Howe

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FBI Director Christopher Wray is Guerra
Rick Gates is Perez
Neil Cavuto is SPECTRE's Number Nine
K.T. McFarland is Felicca
Aras Agalrov is Guy Haines
Emin Agalrov is Kisch
Gregg Jarrett is Adam
Rep. Peter King is Quist
Kayleigh McEnany is Dolly
Tom Brady is Morzeny
FEMA Director Brock Long is Craig Mitchell
White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter is Sergei Barsov
Dan Bongino is Max Kalba
White House Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley is Klaus Hergersheimer
White House Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah is Yo-Yo Thug
White House Deputy Press Secretary Lindsay Walters is Dr. Vogel
Phil Robertson is Mufti
Boris Epshteyn is Clive
David Duke is Jack Petachi
Mark Levin is Dryden
Brit Hume is Claus
Paula White is Martine Blanchaud

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Darrell C. Scott is Steven Obanno

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Mark Burns is Mollaka
Byron York is Ruby Bartlett
Ted Nugent is Marco Sciarra
Justice Neil Gorsuch is Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Never Say Never Again version)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs David Shulkin is SPECTRE's Number Eleven
Yevgeny Prigozhin is LaChaise
Marion LePen is one of Pussy Galore's Flying Circus
Charlie Kirk is Klotkoff
Eric Bolling is Mr. Ling
Ben Shapiro is Jed Midnight
Alex Van Der Zwaan is Edmund Slate
Matt Schlapp is Goldfinger's Gatekeeper
Eric Greitens is Mrs. Bell

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Kevin M. Kruse Profile picture
Oct 10, 2023
Well, I think my time here is done.
This site has gotten steadily worse with every "improvement" Elon has made, but this weekend made it clear that it's no longer a place to get and discuss breaking news.
It's just a cesspool for the worst people on social media and it's getting worse every week.

I've been telling myself for months that the good here outweighs the bad, but I don't believe that anymore.
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Sep 23, 2023
There's no better way to announce that you've read literally nothing on the party realignment over civil rights than to ask about congressional delegations.

That's not how realignment happened, and anyone pushing this "rebuttal" is either an idiot or a liar.

But let's dig in!
Again, as I've discussed many times before, the power of sitting congressmen depended entirely on their seniority in the Democratic Party, which held dominant majorities in Congress. That's why they're the lagging indicator in this process.
So let's look at a state, but all the politics of a state, not just the senior southern Democrats determined to hang on to their perks in Congress.

How about Mississippi?
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Sep 13, 2023
@CheesedHammer @ericjorgenson8 @flakingbaking @quiltsbypagan @Katb4animals @RickLaManna1 @RepJasonCrow I'm a historian who's worked on this for 25 years, so I could point you to a lot of my published work, starting with my chapter in MYTH AMERICA:

hachettebookgroup.com/titles/kevin-m…
@CheesedHammer @ericjorgenson8 @flakingbaking @quiltsbypagan @Katb4animals @RickLaManna1 @RepJasonCrow But I'm happy to provide some primary sources as well.

Here's some news coverage of Prentiss Walker, the segregationist Republican whose first appearance after winning the election was to speak before Americans for Preservation of the White Race: Image
@CheesedHammer @ericjorgenson8 @flakingbaking @quiltsbypagan @Katb4animals @RickLaManna1 @RepJasonCrow As I've noted here before, Prentiss Walker was an outspoken opponent of civil rights, voted against the Voting Rights Act, and insisted civil rights activists were worse than the Klan:

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Kevin M. Kruse Profile picture
Aug 29, 2023
This strikes me as a fair diagnosis of a problem, but a wholly impractical solution.
The problem of historical falsehoods that get repeated in the literature is certainly real.

We all have our own stories of learning this the hard way, I'd imagine.
For instance, I long accepted that Ike's 1952 campaign strategy was a "formula" they called K1C2, for "Korea, Corruption, and Communism"

Then I wrote an essay on it & tried to trace the claim to its source, only to find it was all based on one wild distortion that took off.
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Aug 10, 2023
The House GOP has been riling up its base by repeatedly insisting it has the goods to get Joe Biden.

This works fine in the short term, but repeatedly overpromising and underdelivering is only going to make the base mad at them, more than anyone else.
You can see this with today's tweets from the Oversight Committee.

It's framed as a huge hit on Biden but once you read it, it's clear the "Biden FAMILY AND ASSOCIATES" framing is a load-bearing beam.

It's a showy announcement meant to suggest much more than is actually there.
But the base doesn't get that -- they're riled up and they expect action.

Action that Republican politicians can't *actually* deliver because they (or at least their very patient legal counsel) understand there's really no there there.
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Jul 29, 2023
Any discussion of Florida's effort to replace the original AP standards for African American history with the state's own version should directly compare and contrast the two.

Here's the AP:

Here's Florida: https://t.co/Ygf0RWsNBYapcentral.collegeboard.org/media/pdf/ap-a…
fldoe.org/core/fileparse…
One thing is readily apparent from even a quick comparison between the two standards -- the claims that Florida's standards are "robust" quickly fall apart when you line them up next to the much more substantial program the AP has put together with specific sources and plans.
A lot of attention has been given to the slavery section -- which in Florida is strongly focused on discussing abolitionism while the AP standards are much more direct on the lived experiences for the enslaved -- but for me the 20th century material is more of an issue.
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