Stark ravings on mythology, history & fantasy -
quips & koans, hot takes & pet peeves, betes noires & idees fixes.
Also top tens, Mega-City Law & fantasy girls
"Man is the measure of all things"
"What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god: the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!"
The flip side of the fall of the western Roman Empire - from whose perspective it was a period of barbarian invasion
Exactly what it says on the tin - a period of large-scale migration, mostly Germanic migration, invasion and settlement of various tribes within Europe, establishing post-Roman European kingdoms
Styled as World War Zero by some historians
The Bronze Age Collapse - or Late Bronze Age Collapse - was the widespread collapse of Mediterranean Bronze Age civilization in the 12th century BC, argued to be worse than the collapse of the western Roman Empire or even the worst case of societal collapse in human history
That's right - I'm swapping in three new entries which I prefer for my Top 10 Wars (Special Mentions)
(8) KOREAN WAR (1950-1953)
Often labelled the forgotten war, at least in the United States
Or compared to WW1 as a conventional stalemate for most of its duration as well as its inconclusive ceasefire, with a tendency to overlook both for WW2, or the Korean War for the Vietnam War (with even the M*A*S*H* series set in the former being more a commentary on the latter)
Also the last empire in Africa, subsequent to the fall of the Ethiopian Empire
Indeed the penultimate country in the world to have a head of state with the title of Emperor, leaving Japan as the last country standing with an Emperor
Emperor Norton I - Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico
Joshua Norton - the man who essentially memed himself into the first and last Emperor of the USA
No - he's not fictional but a real historical figure, albeit somewhat obscure these days but one of San Francisco's most prominent citizens in the nineteenth century, who has fascinated me since I first read about him (in the Illuminatus Trilogy)
Another empire as historical idea or meme – the Comanche Empire is an argument by historian Pekka Hämäläinen which is echoed by a few other historians
The Comanche tribal nation occupied territory - known to history as Comancheria – in New Mexico, west Texas and surrounding areas
Egypt set the standard for imperial state chic, not least in its monumental architecture and statuary, as well as its priesthoods and divine ruler personality cult
Indeed, it is not too difficult to see the stamp of Egyptian imperial chic even to the twentieth century and beyond, as in the Soviet Union but with a secular party priesthood devoted to the cycles of history as opposed to the Nile and cult of socialism rather than the sun god
The original imperialism – in that Mesopotamia was one of the origins of human civilization, and even more so, states
Of course those states were necessarily on a small scale, as in the archetypal city-states of Sumerian civilization, and their imperialism was similarly on a small scale, as in city states conquering other city states or their neighbors
The evil empire par excellence. Although that is an overstatement – it was barely an empire
Despite styling itself as the Third Reich after the first German "empire" or Reich of a thousand years, the Holy Roman Empire, it didn't even last as long as the second, Wilhelmine Germany
Reminiscent of Mad Max, the Toyota War or Great Toyota War was a war made for meme - the Virgin vs Chad meme, that is, as in the Virgin Libya vs the Chad…Chad
Disappointingly, it is not an actual war between car manufacturers, akin to an escalation of the so-called Cola Wars or long-term rivalry between Coca-Cola and Pepsi
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise
The "war" the Australian army lost to flocks of flightless birds, since immortalised in meme. Although groups of emus are more commonly known as herds - or mobs
The Australian army was the best in the world, man for man, as it had demonstrated in the First World War, and would demonstrate by stopping the German army at Tobruk and the Japanese army at Kokoda in the Second World War, but it lost to emus in 1932
Musings on the wars in which China got pawned by European powers - the first Opium War in 1839-1842 and the second Opium War in 1859-1860
The Opium Wars opened what later came to be called the Century of Humiliation and saw the first of the so-called Unequal Treaties as an impotent China was forced to concede territory, privileges, concessions and reparations to European powers in a form of de facto colonization
Adding in my favorite epics & episodes featuring aliens up to Case Files 12
THE CURSED EARTH (EPIC: progs 61-85 Case Files 2)
The noble alien Tweek
THE DAY THE LAW DIED (EPIC: progs 86-108: Case Files 2)
The alien Klegg mercenaries
THE JUDGE CHILD QUEST (EPIC: progs 156-181 Case File 4)
Aliens galore with the Judge Child Quest in deep alien space
Jun 6, 2022 • 12 tweets • 5 min read
Revisiting my Top 10 Fantasy & SF Films - here they are as tier list @comicsandroses @ViciousRicardan
My primary revision is to crown The Lord of the Rings in its rightful place at the top of the list. Previously it was special mention - for Star Wars fans, Star Wars crowns my usual host of special mentions
Jun 6, 2022 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Revisiting my Top 10 SF (Honorable Mention: Classic) @ViciousRicardan
(4) DANIEL KEYES -
FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON (1959)
I encountered the sorrowful story of Flowers for Algernon, like many others do, in school, but in the form of a theatre production
It originated as a short story in 1959 (winning the 1960 Hugo Award for Best Short Story), which was expanded into a novel in 1966 and has subsequently been adapted into different media
Jun 5, 2022 • 13 tweets • 5 min read
Revising my Top 10 Films (tier list) @comicsandroses @ViciousRicardan
S-TIER (GOD-TIER) (1) Apocalypse Now (1979). I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Apocalypse Now holds a place near Catch-22 in my psyche
Jun 5, 2022 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Revisiting my Top 10 SF (Honorable Mention: Classic) @ViciousRicardan
(3) NEVIL SHUTE - ON THE BEACH (1957)
The title is evocative of beach holidays or perhaps bikini girls, particularly given the Australian setting. After all, Australia is known for having quite a few beaches
I suppose there may still be beach holidays or bikini girls in the background, as Australians are living out their last days in much the same way as they did before
Literally epic - based on the legendary epic Amleth, the same source material for Shakespeare's Hamlet, and the most evocative presentation of the Viking Age I've seen on screen
The Northman showcased the same strengths of its director Robert Eggers as in his debut 'indie' film, The Witch, only more so for its greater scope and striking visual scenes. Eggers' films are above all atmospheric, immersing you giddily into the world of their story