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Aug 26, 2024 • 58 tweets • 25 min read
SEVERAL YEARS? SEVERAL? It's gotta be less than TEN, surely. We've just established it must be less than ten? It can't be TWENTY.
I know, I know, this is Whose Tomb Is It Anyway, where everyone's ages are made up and the casting doesn't matter, but this is preposterous!
Apr 7, 2024 • 10 tweets • 5 min read
According to THE INTERNET, Wang Yang is in Geneva right now, but I can't find that damn XHS post anymore. Anyway, he better stay there until Long-ge arrives. For me, personally. It's IMPORTANT.
Yessss, finally official pics. (Pls he looks so boyfriend-shaped. 🥺)
The Lost Tomb 2 (2019) wastes absolutely no time. I think both Reboot and UN made us wait a *bit* until Xiaoge took his shirt off? TLT2 is like, this boy is TORTURED and RIPPED, two minutes into episode one.
Anyway, great start.
Why is he like this.
Jul 28, 2023 • 34 tweets • 8 min read
Man, it's so weird seeing Wu Xie tell Pangzi to go away and mind his own business, after everything they've been through together. He's your best friend! He loves you! I saw it!
Anyway, I started watching TLT2. Baby Wu Xie is going through it.
Pangzi trying very hard to make Pangxie happen, but Wu Xie is being f e i s t y.
Jul 22, 2023 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
I'm watching the Heihua movie and we have reached the part where the dude with the debt problem is leading the rest of the group into danger and I'm getting anxious, so let me just recap the movie so far: XIAO HUA IS SO IN LOVE WITH XIAZI OH MY GOD 😩
GIANT SENTIENT TENTACLE. Now we're talking.
Jun 23, 2023 • 10 tweets • 3 min read
HOLY SHIT ARE THEY ACTUALLY IN SHANGHAI TOGETHER I'M LOSING IT
I'm five minutes into Ultimate Note and I continue to be extremely confused by the timeline of Wu Sanxing's, you know. Life. I was under the impression he spent a big chunk of it listening to thunder, but also HOW OLD IS HE HERE.
Ultimate Note character impressions so far: emo lesbian, hot butch lesbian, corporate lesbian, lesbian who's made Wolf Cut her entire personality. Plus a gay little fella who's just... so smol. Just this wee guy. Big eyes. Please won't somebody PROTECT HIM.
May 16, 2023 • 34 tweets • 9 min read
I'm on episode 3 of Reunion S2 and I'm not sure if that little tale by the scarred grandpa was supposed to be enlightening or what, but now I'm even more confused than before. Go off king, give me nothing! (Also episode 2 kind of ended mid-sentence?)
Why is he yelling at Piaopiao, why is he yelling so much, why did he take off his shirt, why is any of this happening, why are we still doing this, SOMEBODY FREE THIS WOMAN.
May 2, 2023 • 8 tweets • 5 min read
Hotel room shoots, my love. A thread! 📸
Apr 18, 2023 • 25 tweets • 5 min read
I started watching The Tomb Show (yes) and the second we saw Third Uncle's face I was like, ...you look familiar ARE YOU DING RONG. And he was. ☺️ Anyway, cancer storyline, we're off to a great start.
I have now seen three episodes, and if that breathtakingly gratuitous scene where a shirtless Xiaoge appears in the pouring rain after fighting off a CGI snake monster set the mood for the rest of the series, I'm IN.
I know, I know, this is Whose Tomb Is It Anyway, where everyone's ages are made up and the casting doesn't matter, but this is preposterous!
