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I loathe the Lab Party, the Tory Party & Lib Dems. UK is a corrupt country; politics is a corrupt and corrupting business. Don't like union bashing. Atheist.
Sep 13, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
A British day.
Cop: What have you got there?
Citizen: A blank piece of paper.
Cop: Right. You’re under arrest.
Citizen: Why?
Cop: Well… you could write on that.
Citizen: I was going to write, ‘God save the Queen!’
Cop: God failed. Cheeky republican bastard! You’re nicked! Citizen: Under what law am I being arrested?
Cop: The BBC/Braverman Act 2022.
Citizen: The what?
Cop: Being inappropriately equipped with the means to breach His Majesty’s peace, to wit, a blank piece of paper.
Citizen: Eh?
Cop: And being inappropriately lacking in grief.
Aug 30, 2022 8 tweets 2 min read
#CorporateFascism a brief tour of the future.
You wake at 6am in one of the dorms for single men in Charter City One (Liverpool). It’s a dorm sponsored by Amazon so the first thing you see is the Founder’s face plastered 5m high on one wall. You open the work app and bid… …but you lose the contract because 5 people bid to do the work for food bank tokens or ratings stars. You have a 4 star rating out of 5 because you did the same last week. The 20 men in the dorm are starting to stir. Some slept in their overalls. They’re the lucky ones with..