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'Mathematical Enquiry' for 'BETTER GOA' ! Goa,from NPOV. If the wolf is invited into your flock, don’t pretend the shepherd failed by accident 📧 : goa99@pm.me
Jun 9 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
⚡️SITREP : 1405 :: SOLAR POWER ⚡️

So, about a Hour back, Someone who is an acquaintance called me up, to help him understand the nuisances oof Goa Electricity Dept Bill, post Solar Installation.

Apparently, He was promised that as per the Capacity installed, He won't get any. (2) Now, obviously that Statement is RELATIVE and depends on Consumption.

Also, another Factor is installed capacity of Solar Panels and actual generation.

So started querying the Solar Company guys, on what could influence the the G or Generation part, which influences E
May 30 • 20 tweets • 4 min read
ANECDOTE :: 2 #Goa

After My "1st Retirement", Cooling my Heels for quite a while, basically dabbling here and there and studying online various subjects; Started getting a lot of good offers.

Even after 42 and 62 Days Stint at Anjuna, I was not really in love with #Goa then (2) Money was good. Some calling to Delhi, Some Bombay and some Bangalore.

At that time, I was cooling off in #Pune

Interviews done with CEOs, I told each of them, not to issue "Offer Letter" as I had not made my mind yet on any of them and rescinding "Offers" not my type
May 23 • 10 tweets • 3 min read
When you are trying to construct a "Political Party" from USA, purely digitally; even a DUMBO wont act like that.

I mean, if you register your domain on Cloudflare, which offers a lot of other secure features, WHOIS privacy is FREE.

Why Hostinger BaBa? Founding President? (2) The so called COCKROACHES of India does not need another 4th Standard Pass Leader, residing in USA.

At least show some little Brain. Accounts got hacked, NO 2FA also?

That's why said the so called COCKROACHES are actually CHUTIAS and it's just a FAD and a SHAM.
May 21 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
So, Abhijit Dipke of Cockroach 🪳Jannta Party is no different than this PARA SF Major, who settled with his Wife in US and tweets regularly against, whatever he wishes.

Bare minimum "Skin in game" which you can have is to have your boots on the ground for which you are fighting. (2) We don't know when and why Mr.Abhijit Dipke, "Founding President" of Cockroach Janta Party relocated to US.

Suddenly, he would have found a lost motherly love for Madar-E-Vatan , but despite exodus of Surat Workers, NEET Paper Leak, Rapes, Bulldozers etc etc; he was waiting
May 14 • 20 tweets • 6 min read
"Cluster Effect" in motion as per South Goa Collector Ms.Egna Cletus.

Seems like Suicide has become a fashion in #Goa . Imagine why a 17 YEar old would do so?

Maa-Baap hain, Sar par chhat hai, School hai. Lekin 17 saal mein Zindagi sey ummeed haar gaya?

epaper.heraldgoa.in/m/47374/6a04d5… x.com/99Goa/status/2…Image (2) 8 Hours of Sleep + 7 Hours of School (including commute), still leaves 9 Hours.
If you are attentive in School, at Home if you just revise day's lessons for 45 mins each of PCM is enough.
That leaves 7 fucking Hour.
Practice Hockey for 3 Hours.
Still, fucking 4 Hours left.
Apr 20 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Video of that Motherfucker Gautam Khattar.

On Left, You see Mauvin Godinho (Moneyster of Transport, Panchayat Raj & Protocol).MOST CORRUPT Minister/

He is also making a movie on Ayodhya Temple, after raking in Billions. His love for Women is known.
youtube.com/shorts/95m3lM1… Once Mauvin Godinho was romping around with a Female Panchayat Secretary in a Hotel and was caught by her Husband red-handed.

Was almost thrashed, but escaped because he was a Moneyster.

His romps with his lovely Director of Panchayats Halarnkar are folk lores in Goa.
Feb 16 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
Residents in Photo are all from Khalchawada #Arambol.

When I arrived, Prostitution was limited to only trafficked Nigerians and Ugandan Women here

They all were happy at that time, because it served their Guest Houses and Restaurants they let out to Himachali.

Now crying.#Goa Image Khalchawada is at the farthest Northern End of #Arambol Shore, Where all "Jai Shri Ram" Tourists arrive.

Narrow congested bylanes, Guest Houses built right at shore. Rampant Construction, by throwing money to Panchayat and Sarpanch.

It seems their Daughters have grown up. #Goa
Feb 6 • 19 tweets • 4 min read
Ye jo Vidyaarthi yahan, Pradhan Mantri Lodi key saath baithey hain; Ye 10th key Chhatra hongey.

Kisi "Sangeen Journalists" ko inkey Marks bhi Ujaagar karney chahiye, Result aane par.

February mein to mainey Gaana sunna bhi band kar diya tha 10th Board sey pehley. (1) Image (2) 6 to 9 Hindi. Khaana khaaney ka, So jaana tha.

Subah 4 bajey uthaney ka, Sandaas paryaant Social Studies (History + Civics + Geography).

Tab humsey koi Pareeksha Par Charcha hi nahin karta tha.

GOTEY JAAM FEBRUARY tha wo.
Jan 23 • 12 tweets • 3 min read
SITREP : 1210 { HOLY FUCK Moment}

The Assamese Woman at Korgaon #Goa who this Russian Guy Alexei also claims to have murdered through Drugs Over-Dose; I have been spotting her since 2021 I guess, when I used to be in Arambol.

Probably she came to Arambol during Lockdown (1) Image (2) Arambol is a small village, and while moving you spot regulars, either at Road or at Shore in evening.

She was Dark, Stocky built, Less than 5 ft and kind of wanna be Hippy in Appearence. Nose, Ears, Eyelids pierced. Tattoos. Weird Hairstyle.

Driving a rickety Honda Duo
Jan 12 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
A Lot Many Tweets Have been written here on RIVA RESORTS #Mandrem #Goa .

WATCH This Guy's Full 7 Minutes Video.

1) Very Wrong Decision To Make Sachin Naik A Partner. But when you arrive in #Goa and want to build a business, the easiest way is to pocket some Local Heavyweight. Image 2) Establishing a Business means doing a due-diligence with whom you are going to partner.
At First, When THIS GUY's Business got set-up due to Strings pulling of Sachin Naik of RIVA; He was Very Happy.

#Goa DREAM fulfilled. Dhandha-Paani here. Then He did not Complain?
Jan 6 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
ANECDOTE :

When I was guess in 3rd- 4th Standard; I landed a copy of Rheinmetall's " Handbook of Weaponry".

Palm sized book, Blue Cover, Soft Bound, Immaculate Printing. Most of the Books was Photographs and Diagrams.

Since, I did not have too much to do, so I went through it (2)

It had everything in Weaponry. Like a Concise Encyclopedia, don't even remember how many nights I snuggled with that Book under Table-Lamp with Incandescent lamp.

So, In Armour (Anti-Tank) Shell; We have one APFSDS (Armour Piercing Fin Stabilised Discarding Sabot)
Dec 26, 2025 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Said On Day 1 : It Can Never Work In India. IMPOSSIBLE.

Because, In Europe & Americas , one needs to upload her/his Govt Approved ID to be on #Instagram .

What Happened in India ?

There have been several studies about adverse Mental Effects on being on Insta / FB, who reads? What do you get on #Instagram ?

The Most Horrible People, With Ultra Miserable Lives; trying to Prove themselves that their Lives are actually not that Horrible through garnering Likes and all; and Making other People's Lives Miserable.

There are Studies also, How many Teenage
Dec 19, 2025 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
PERSONAL :: 10 SAAL aur 11 MAHINEY pehley hi, THOK deyta "USKO".

Poori Recce kar li thi. Ready hua to "USKI" BiBi ka Bump dikha. Saala, Bhaavnaaon mein beh gaya. Fir "Uskey" Toddlers par taras aa gaya.

Bahut Try kiya,Ho hi nahin paaya.

1 Saal wait kiya,Dil ko bahut samjaya (1) (2) Agley Saal fir aaya. Maloom tha, Tough hoga "USKO" Thokna; Kyonki "WO" fir Pehchaan leyga.

Lekin kya hai, Jinhey kisi ka Darr nahin hota; Wo Doosrey "Fearless" ko bhi pehchaan letey hain easily.

Agley Saal Aaya, to Uska Teesra Bachcha ho chuka tha "USKA".

Fir Saala, Wohi
Dec 16, 2025 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
Bai, Nushtem Zai?

G Bangda G.

Fresh Ones at 1815.

#Goa

Luck By Chance... Image So, Yesterday evening, as I was walking at Shore; I spotted at least 4 to 5 Shoals, barely 50 metres from Low Tide Line.

Looked like they were everywhere, and they were multiples.

Since I did not have High-Ground, so I could not figure out, which Fish it was, but definitely (1)
Dec 14, 2025 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
ANECDOTE : Since We Are Talking About CURLIES & OZRAN.

Decade(s) Ago, I spent 41 Days (1st Year) & 61 Days (2nd Year) on Trot at #Anjuna Solo, on an "Assignment". PEAK SEASON (you know what that means).

I had a Vehicle, but I spent almost all my Time at #Anjuna only (1) (2) The Room was barely, even a Room. Just a Bed. Tiled Roof. A Plastic Chair and Table. Attached Bath with No Hot Water.

But Right On Shore, Like Right on Shore (belonged to a Goan Family)

So, I would wake up, Potty-Brush-Shower and Walk to CURLIES. Always the 1st One To Come.
Dec 4, 2025 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
#Tourism #Goa is in Complete Doldrums So Far. It's 4th December today; and Not Expected To Improve before 15th Dec.

Currently only REPEAT BHIKHARI RUSSIANS. Some New Ones also. Very few Europeans, who are also basically "Every Year" one.

Restaurants & Shack Guys are Crying. Image The only Lads, who are bit Ok now; are the PATRAOS who have GH and Scooter Rental Business.

Better Ones are those GH PATRAOS, Who have due to Excellent Hospitality & Service over the Years; have Repeat Ruskies; who also send Referals. VERY RARE though.

ONLY BHIKHARI DESI Indian
Dec 3, 2025 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
I am not sure whether Lisa @lisamonteiroTOI drives a 4-Wheeler or not.

A Cabin Air Filter is changed only after 15,000 to 20K Kms, as per the norms laid out eons ago.

Is it valid in Today's Times also. So, If you are driving in a Car in #Goa and thinking you have Safe #AQI in? Image
Image Now, Let's not forget the "Air Filter" of Vehicles, for ICE Engine intake.

What are the Norms of Changing them, Eons ago. #AQI has risen manifold. Are you changing the Air Filter of your Vehicles ( 2 or 4 Wheeler) as per the same norms, even now.

You can wear N95, and Vehicles?
Dec 2, 2025 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
If you can get hold of an old Nokia 105, that is the best. Bare Minimum.

Recent ones, I am not too sure; but obviously much better than Any SmartPhone.

For Messaging : Use SIGNAL (on Web). Secured Email On Web.

Use the bare minimum Linux OS for your Desktop for Internet use. Let me Tell You, That TRADE-OFF is huge in terms of Web Experience.

For your Work purpose, Like Docs / Sheets etc; One should have an Air-Gapped Device of your Choice of use. Once you set it up, which requires Internet (connect through VPN for that); it should be always on A MOD
Nov 26, 2025 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
🏖️VILLAGE GAZALI North #Goa🏖️

So, About 500 Mts North of Mandrem Beach Starting Point
(while both Arambol and Mandrem have a contiguous shore line; but the Border is marked by the Statue of Valinkanni at Southern End of Arambol, where people go for prayer every Sao Joao) (2) Last evening, just about 100 Mts North from an Official Shack at Arambol; There was a Russian Lad and an Indian Girl/Woman were frolciking a lot. Kissing and Smooching Etc (I did not go to Arambol Side, last evening, as I had to hurry back due to an exigency).
The Russian Man
Nov 23, 2025 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
Today is #NCC Day.

From Someone who started in JD(Junior Divison) in School in an Armoured Squadron; which had USTAADs from not only Armoured Regt; but a Lone one from PARA(Infantry) also.

You never know, Where Life can take you; because of Inspiration and Motivation from 1. Image Recently, Guess 10 Days back, I witnessed #Goa #Navy #NCC Kids walking down on a "Road Show" in Sandals.

Imagine, Fucking Sandals.

I can't even tell you, What my #PARA Ustaad Arun Kumar would have done to me; at just Fall-In.

Those were the Glorious Days of #NCC . But then...
Nov 23, 2025 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
AN ANECDOTE : #Goa #Tourism

Someone who has crossed CHOPDEM CIRCLE NAKABANDI of #GoaPolice gazillion of Times, all these Years, Late Night; With Different Vehicles Registrations, Sometimes MH registered, GA registered and sometimes Rent-A-Cab; have been stopped almost ALWAYS. Except May be When I/We were Travelling in a GA registered Vehicle. You Stop, they stare down the Window and let you go (Kuch Log Chehrey aur Hair Cut sey bhi pehchaan jaatey hain shayad?".

Whenever I/We have been stopped; We have been asked for DL, details jotted and Alcometer