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'Mathematical Enquiry' for 'BETTER GOA' ! Goa,from NPOV. If the wolf is invited into your flock, don’t pretend the shepherd failed by accident 📧 : goa99@pm.me
Jul 25 • 22 tweets • 4 min read
ANECDOTE : 1322

DURING A "MUFTI DUTY" in Bombay, after meticulous Efforts caught a Guy, who was doing FRAUD of about 25 Lac.

Took him to a Police Station of Bombay, for Statement Recording and FIR (All Peaceful, In MUFTI, With an ALLIBI Occupation)

Met PI with couple of (1) (2) with a Co-Worker (who was actually working in that Organisation), We presented all the information and regular process of Police Station started.

The CULPRIT, 20 Years Old's Father was called at that P.S.

Now, I was the Prime Complainant and had done almost all the "job"
Jul 9 • 20 tweets • 4 min read
ANECDOTE :
There are certain advantages of having almost absolutely ZERO Social Contacts / Circle; Offline or Online.

People when they get burdened, they come to you, to offload it.

Today was one such day. It was a KLPD Moment for him, but still he came and told me (1) (2) So, This Guy (Indian) was yesterday walking at Mandrem shore at evening. He met an Indian Woman, guess from Delhi / Gurgaon (he said from Punjab) and started talking to her.

In #Goa there is only 1 Goal, when you talk to a Woman/Girl; to Fuck her. That was his goal too.
Jul 6 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
ANECDOTE :
If you are coming from Old Poona-Bombay Highway to Khandala (very confusing route) and cross the Khandala Railway Station "Rail Fatak" towards OLD KHANDALA, just as the Railway Yard gets over, THE TUNNEL Starts.

That's the KHANDALA TUNNNEL, Also known as TUNNEL 25 (2) It's a tiny one, just about 2 Kms or so long.

So One day, on Winter, more than a decade back, I took the bike and headed to Khandala. Locals end at Lonavala, so I thought, let's drive. Started early.
Took the Lonavala Exit at Highway and descended. Parked my Bike at
Jul 1 • 19 tweets • 4 min read
Eons ago, Pune-Satara-Kolhapur was just a cosy 2 Lane Highway (1 UP, 1 Down).

Heavy Traffic, but People were not in Hurry those days.

In fact, at Kondhwa end, there was a Single Tunnel at BOPDE Ghat, which was never lit and looked so SPOOKY after dark. You descend and come to (2) NH-4 coming from Lonavala, turning right, via Chandni Chowk and onwards.

Even the entire BOPDE Ghat was spooky, while descending.

The Tunnel was straight and immediately ahead, steep right turn. No Lights etc.

Now, You travel till Shirud or Khandala and just before
Jun 13 • 16 tweets • 4 min read
SITREP : 2130

Despite being in one of the largest Army "Environment" in Country, if not the largest; Where "Inspiration" was never absent, if you step out of house, there came 2 "Inspirations" for many a many; and changed lives of some of us.

1st. FAUJI (DD TV Serial) (2)No Phones.
No Cable TV.
Only Radio.
Only DD.
Newspaper and Intercom (Useless, because there was only 1 other Classmate which had one in that "General Area" and Girls you don't talk to)

So very limited "stories" handed over down from word-of-mouth from generations to gen
Jun 11 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
💡💡 STARTUP IDEA💡💡

Someone who studied Biology only till Standard 10th, Building a BIO/MEDICAL Startup is like Sir Shackleton's Endeavour.

But, If Blood Drops 🩸 can detect Cancer; SWEAT 💧 Drops can also detect a lot of malaise in body.

After all, both contains Chemicals. (2) Besides URINE and STOOL, The Third Thing which we excrete is SWEAT.

Now, Urine and Stool tests are sometimes called for in Combo, or Separately.

No one in History of Medical Science has called for a jab test of SWEAT so far (might be wrong).?

What if, SWEAT TEST is Prelim?
Jun 9 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
⚡️SITREP : 1405 :: SOLAR POWER ⚡️

So, about a Hour back, Someone who is an acquaintance called me up, to help him understand the nuisances oof Goa Electricity Dept Bill, post Solar Installation.

Apparently, He was promised that as per the Capacity installed, He won't get any. (2) Now, obviously that Statement is RELATIVE and depends on Consumption.

Also, another Factor is installed capacity of Solar Panels and actual generation.

So started querying the Solar Company guys, on what could influence the the G or Generation part, which influences E
May 30 • 20 tweets • 4 min read
ANECDOTE :: 2 #Goa

After My "1st Retirement", Cooling my Heels for quite a while, basically dabbling here and there and studying online various subjects; Started getting a lot of good offers.

Even after 42 and 62 Days Stint at Anjuna, I was not really in love with #Goa then (2) Money was good. Some calling to Delhi, Some Bombay and some Bangalore.

At that time, I was cooling off in #Pune

Interviews done with CEOs, I told each of them, not to issue "Offer Letter" as I had not made my mind yet on any of them and rescinding "Offers" not my type
May 23 • 10 tweets • 3 min read
When you are trying to construct a "Political Party" from USA, purely digitally; even a DUMBO wont act like that.

I mean, if you register your domain on Cloudflare, which offers a lot of other secure features, WHOIS privacy is FREE.

Why Hostinger BaBa? Founding President? (2) The so called COCKROACHES of India does not need another 4th Standard Pass Leader, residing in USA.

At least show some little Brain. Accounts got hacked, NO 2FA also?

That's why said the so called COCKROACHES are actually CHUTIAS and it's just a FAD and a SHAM.
May 21 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
So, Abhijit Dipke of Cockroach 🪳Jannta Party is no different than this PARA SF Major, who settled with his Wife in US and tweets regularly against, whatever he wishes.

Bare minimum "Skin in game" which you can have is to have your boots on the ground for which you are fighting. (2) We don't know when and why Mr.Abhijit Dipke, "Founding President" of Cockroach Janta Party relocated to US.

Suddenly, he would have found a lost motherly love for Madar-E-Vatan , but despite exodus of Surat Workers, NEET Paper Leak, Rapes, Bulldozers etc etc; he was waiting
May 14 • 20 tweets • 6 min read
"Cluster Effect" in motion as per South Goa Collector Ms.Egna Cletus.

Seems like Suicide has become a fashion in #Goa . Imagine why a 17 YEar old would do so?

Maa-Baap hain, Sar par chhat hai, School hai. Lekin 17 saal mein Zindagi sey ummeed haar gaya?

epaper.heraldgoa.in/m/47374/6a04d5… x.com/99Goa/status/2…Image (2) 8 Hours of Sleep + 7 Hours of School (including commute), still leaves 9 Hours.
If you are attentive in School, at Home if you just revise day's lessons for 45 mins each of PCM is enough.
That leaves 7 fucking Hour.
Practice Hockey for 3 Hours.
Still, fucking 4 Hours left.
Apr 20 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Video of that Motherfucker Gautam Khattar.

On Left, You see Mauvin Godinho (Moneyster of Transport, Panchayat Raj & Protocol).MOST CORRUPT Minister/

He is also making a movie on Ayodhya Temple, after raking in Billions. His love for Women is known.
youtube.com/shorts/95m3lM1… Once Mauvin Godinho was romping around with a Female Panchayat Secretary in a Hotel and was caught by her Husband red-handed.

Was almost thrashed, but escaped because he was a Moneyster.

His romps with his lovely Director of Panchayats Halarnkar are folk lores in Goa.
Feb 16 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
Residents in Photo are all from Khalchawada #Arambol.

When I arrived, Prostitution was limited to only trafficked Nigerians and Ugandan Women here

They all were happy at that time, because it served their Guest Houses and Restaurants they let out to Himachali.

Now crying.#Goa Image Khalchawada is at the farthest Northern End of #Arambol Shore, Where all "Jai Shri Ram" Tourists arrive.

Narrow congested bylanes, Guest Houses built right at shore. Rampant Construction, by throwing money to Panchayat and Sarpanch.

It seems their Daughters have grown up. #Goa
Feb 6 • 19 tweets • 4 min read
Ye jo Vidyaarthi yahan, Pradhan Mantri Lodi key saath baithey hain; Ye 10th key Chhatra hongey.

Kisi "Sangeen Journalists" ko inkey Marks bhi Ujaagar karney chahiye, Result aane par.

February mein to mainey Gaana sunna bhi band kar diya tha 10th Board sey pehley. (1) Image (2) 6 to 9 Hindi. Khaana khaaney ka, So jaana tha.

Subah 4 bajey uthaney ka, Sandaas paryaant Social Studies (History + Civics + Geography).

Tab humsey koi Pareeksha Par Charcha hi nahin karta tha.

GOTEY JAAM FEBRUARY tha wo.
Jan 23 • 12 tweets • 3 min read
SITREP : 1210 { HOLY FUCK Moment}

The Assamese Woman at Korgaon #Goa who this Russian Guy Alexei also claims to have murdered through Drugs Over-Dose; I have been spotting her since 2021 I guess, when I used to be in Arambol.

Probably she came to Arambol during Lockdown (1) Image (2) Arambol is a small village, and while moving you spot regulars, either at Road or at Shore in evening.

She was Dark, Stocky built, Less than 5 ft and kind of wanna be Hippy in Appearence. Nose, Ears, Eyelids pierced. Tattoos. Weird Hairstyle.

Driving a rickety Honda Duo
Jan 12 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
A Lot Many Tweets Have been written here on RIVA RESORTS #Mandrem #Goa .

WATCH This Guy's Full 7 Minutes Video.

1) Very Wrong Decision To Make Sachin Naik A Partner. But when you arrive in #Goa and want to build a business, the easiest way is to pocket some Local Heavyweight. Image 2) Establishing a Business means doing a due-diligence with whom you are going to partner.
At First, When THIS GUY's Business got set-up due to Strings pulling of Sachin Naik of RIVA; He was Very Happy.

#Goa DREAM fulfilled. Dhandha-Paani here. Then He did not Complain?
Jan 6 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
ANECDOTE :

When I was guess in 3rd- 4th Standard; I landed a copy of Rheinmetall's " Handbook of Weaponry".

Palm sized book, Blue Cover, Soft Bound, Immaculate Printing. Most of the Books was Photographs and Diagrams.

Since, I did not have too much to do, so I went through it (2)

It had everything in Weaponry. Like a Concise Encyclopedia, don't even remember how many nights I snuggled with that Book under Table-Lamp with Incandescent lamp.

So, In Armour (Anti-Tank) Shell; We have one APFSDS (Armour Piercing Fin Stabilised Discarding Sabot)
Dec 26, 2025 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Said On Day 1 : It Can Never Work In India. IMPOSSIBLE.

Because, In Europe & Americas , one needs to upload her/his Govt Approved ID to be on #Instagram .

What Happened in India ?

There have been several studies about adverse Mental Effects on being on Insta / FB, who reads? What do you get on #Instagram ?

The Most Horrible People, With Ultra Miserable Lives; trying to Prove themselves that their Lives are actually not that Horrible through garnering Likes and all; and Making other People's Lives Miserable.

There are Studies also, How many Teenage
Dec 19, 2025 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
PERSONAL :: 10 SAAL aur 11 MAHINEY pehley hi, THOK deyta "USKO".

Poori Recce kar li thi. Ready hua to "USKI" BiBi ka Bump dikha. Saala, Bhaavnaaon mein beh gaya. Fir "Uskey" Toddlers par taras aa gaya.

Bahut Try kiya,Ho hi nahin paaya.

1 Saal wait kiya,Dil ko bahut samjaya (1) (2) Agley Saal fir aaya. Maloom tha, Tough hoga "USKO" Thokna; Kyonki "WO" fir Pehchaan leyga.

Lekin kya hai, Jinhey kisi ka Darr nahin hota; Wo Doosrey "Fearless" ko bhi pehchaan letey hain easily.

Agley Saal Aaya, to Uska Teesra Bachcha ho chuka tha "USKA".

Fir Saala, Wohi
Dec 16, 2025 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
Bai, Nushtem Zai?

G Bangda G.

Fresh Ones at 1815.

#Goa

Luck By Chance... Image So, Yesterday evening, as I was walking at Shore; I spotted at least 4 to 5 Shoals, barely 50 metres from Low Tide Line.

Looked like they were everywhere, and they were multiples.

Since I did not have High-Ground, so I could not figure out, which Fish it was, but definitely (1)
Dec 14, 2025 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
ANECDOTE : Since We Are Talking About CURLIES & OZRAN.

Decade(s) Ago, I spent 41 Days (1st Year) & 61 Days (2nd Year) on Trot at #Anjuna Solo, on an "Assignment". PEAK SEASON (you know what that means).

I had a Vehicle, but I spent almost all my Time at #Anjuna only (1) (2) The Room was barely, even a Room. Just a Bed. Tiled Roof. A Plastic Chair and Table. Attached Bath with No Hot Water.

But Right On Shore, Like Right on Shore (belonged to a Goan Family)

So, I would wake up, Potty-Brush-Shower and Walk to CURLIES. Always the 1st One To Come.