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'Mathematical Enquiry' for a 'BETTER GOA' ! Goa, from NPOV. 📧 : goa99@pm.me
Dec 4 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
#Tourism #Goa is in Complete Doldrums So Far. It's 4th December today; and Not Expected To Improve before 15th Dec.

Currently only REPEAT BHIKHARI RUSSIANS. Some New Ones also. Very few Europeans, who are also basically "Every Year" one.

Restaurants & Shack Guys are Crying. Image The only Lads, who are bit Ok now; are the PATRAOS who have GH and Scooter Rental Business.

Better Ones are those GH PATRAOS, Who have due to Excellent Hospitality & Service over the Years; have Repeat Ruskies; who also send Referals. VERY RARE though.

ONLY BHIKHARI DESI Indian
Dec 3 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
I am not sure whether Lisa @lisamonteiroTOI drives a 4-Wheeler or not.

A Cabin Air Filter is changed only after 15,000 to 20K Kms, as per the norms laid out eons ago.

Is it valid in Today's Times also. So, If you are driving in a Car in #Goa and thinking you have Safe #AQI in? Image
Image Now, Let's not forget the "Air Filter" of Vehicles, for ICE Engine intake.

What are the Norms of Changing them, Eons ago. #AQI has risen manifold. Are you changing the Air Filter of your Vehicles ( 2 or 4 Wheeler) as per the same norms, even now.

You can wear N95, and Vehicles?
Dec 2 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
If you can get hold of an old Nokia 105, that is the best. Bare Minimum.

Recent ones, I am not too sure; but obviously much better than Any SmartPhone.

For Messaging : Use SIGNAL (on Web). Secured Email On Web.

Use the bare minimum Linux OS for your Desktop for Internet use. Let me Tell You, That TRADE-OFF is huge in terms of Web Experience.

For your Work purpose, Like Docs / Sheets etc; One should have an Air-Gapped Device of your Choice of use. Once you set it up, which requires Internet (connect through VPN for that); it should be always on A MOD
Nov 26 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
🏖️VILLAGE GAZALI North #Goa🏖️

So, About 500 Mts North of Mandrem Beach Starting Point
(while both Arambol and Mandrem have a contiguous shore line; but the Border is marked by the Statue of Valinkanni at Southern End of Arambol, where people go for prayer every Sao Joao) (2) Last evening, just about 100 Mts North from an Official Shack at Arambol; There was a Russian Lad and an Indian Girl/Woman were frolciking a lot. Kissing and Smooching Etc (I did not go to Arambol Side, last evening, as I had to hurry back due to an exigency).
The Russian Man
Nov 23 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
Today is #NCC Day.

From Someone who started in JD(Junior Divison) in School in an Armoured Squadron; which had USTAADs from not only Armoured Regt; but a Lone one from PARA(Infantry) also.

You never know, Where Life can take you; because of Inspiration and Motivation from 1. Image Recently, Guess 10 Days back, I witnessed #Goa #Navy #NCC Kids walking down on a "Road Show" in Sandals.

Imagine, Fucking Sandals.

I can't even tell you, What my #PARA Ustaad Arun Kumar would have done to me; at just Fall-In.

Those were the Glorious Days of #NCC . But then...
Nov 23 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
AN ANECDOTE : #Goa #Tourism

Someone who has crossed CHOPDEM CIRCLE NAKABANDI of #GoaPolice gazillion of Times, all these Years, Late Night; With Different Vehicles Registrations, Sometimes MH registered, GA registered and sometimes Rent-A-Cab; have been stopped almost ALWAYS. Except May be When I/We were Travelling in a GA registered Vehicle. You Stop, they stare down the Window and let you go (Kuch Log Chehrey aur Hair Cut sey bhi pehchaan jaatey hain shayad?".

Whenever I/We have been stopped; We have been asked for DL, details jotted and Alcometer
Nov 19 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
As said Earlier; This Clearly Looks Like an "Insider Info Job", like #Mapusa Dacoity, a month back.

What is worrisome is from where GODA (Goa Outwitting Dacoits Association) is getting the INFO from?

Do they identify the Target and then PLANT their man/woman inside the premise? Image Guess PRIMARY RECCE is get done by Hundreds of so called "Vendors" selling Bedsheet/Chairs/Collecting Scraps etc.

SECONDARY RECCE is guess done by the Gang members of GODA itself, both of Premises and Perimeter. Guess at least Twice.

And then, They Plant their Man/Woman in ther
Nov 18 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
Watched a Few Videos of #Baina #Dacoity .

1) Primarily it seems, that NAKSHATRA Ice-Cream Store of #Amul on the Ground floor belonged to the Robbed family.

2) Going by quantity of Stock visible in some Videos, it seems Sagar Naik was also into Wholesale distribution. #Goa 3) Adding 2 + 2 Together through "7th Sense", It seems Naik Family also owned the Ground Floor premises, from where Amul Franchise operated.

4) So, a 6th Floor Apartment + Ground Floor Shop Establishment, in Today's #Goa makes it considerable sum.

5) Running the Amul Franchise
Nov 13 • 18 tweets • 4 min read
ANECDOTE :

SEX aur #PANJIM sey yaad aaya.

All these Years, Have been To a #Casino only once, and the one Operated by CM Pramod Sawant's Most Favourite Company.

#Casino is Thrill only for most lousiest fellows on Earth, Who are living an utterly Sorry Lives, with No THRILL. So Couple of My Juniors, Whom I Trained; came to #Goa and stayed with me, many years ago.

Now, both of them were hammering me to accompany them to a Casino in #Panjim one Saturday night. I said, You guys go alone, I would just Chillax here. They were adamant. Said, Our Treat.
Nov 9 • 12 tweets • 3 min read
#Goa #Tourism #Arambol #Mandrem

DESI SANATANI VULTURES LURKING OVER 2 RUSSIAN WOMEN (In Dress at 10 o Clock) AT ARAMBOL.

Another Sunday Evening. Same Story.

Fortunately, They Got The Message by My Stance. Image (2) This Evening I decided to Move North Towards Ashvem from Mandrem for my Walk. Knowing there could be a repeat of Last Sunday, and I must be READY & PREPARED.

I had my USTARA with me. So, I walked till Mandrem-Ashvem Border (where the Mandrem river meets the Sea) and waited
Oct 31 • 17 tweets • 4 min read
SITREP : 1313

So There is This Russian Woman, Whom I have been observing for past 4-5 Years, along the Mandram - Arambol Coast.

Tall and Hottie. Invariably, We would Cross each other's Path every evening. Sometimes, She would sit close to me at Shore, alone. Never even Smiled to her, forget saying "Hi and All". Over a Period of time, Came to know her all woman Friends (Ruskie). She has not a big Circle, but obviously don't know much about her, as I don't Tail unnecessary people.

In Short, She Tried a lot; but guess She came to know
Oct 18 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
SITREP : 1210

No Songs Would Be Played Today on "Radio 99 Goa".

No Tweets Either.

Because, These 3 HOTTIES are not paying me for Tweeting. Let Me "Bitch" about One of my Profession(s) :

Everything Great about #EscortDuty , except when you "Shadow" 3 Gals, Who are out Shopping.

I mean, They are Torturing me, or all Women are like this only?

"2" has tried 4 Dresses so far now; Am Standing outside Trial Room.
Oct 14 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
In Local #Goa Terms, Both #Angling 🎣and Going out as a Crew on 30-Footer Canoe in Sea at 0330 Hrs in November 🛶 teaches one Patience, Strategy & Humility the most.

In Angling, It's not about Live Bait. Any Charlie can do it. How you do it with Dead 1

epaper.heraldgoa.in/m/12946/68ed59…Image Mind Boggling Strategy in #Angling 🎣 :

Tide, Bait, Weather, Line, Hook, Sinker Weight, Rod Length, Floater, Speed etc

Some day, You go and within a minute there is a 1 Kg Red Snapper (with Live Bait).

On another, You with exactly with same experience; No Bites even for 6 Hrs
Oct 9 • 25 tweets • 5 min read
🏖️🏖️ "99 Goa Sunset Tourism Update - 1🏖️🏖️

(1) So, Today evening again at Shore, I reached early as it looked like it might rain; and hence, you want to see some of the sun of the Sunset; as now Clouds travel from Land to Sea.

It was complete Low Tide, went close to waters (2) Just enough far to not even let the waters touch the feet.

Despite wearing just Slippers. No Cellular Phone, No Music; as per Habit.

Just stood there, in "Vishraam" Position, soaking in the moment. There was no one around. No sound, only Waves.

Few Kids playing behind.
Oct 5 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
Bai Nushtem Zai?

#Goa Image (1) As soon as I posted the the "Bangda at Baga" Tweet; There was this omnipresent craving for Bangda.

Even though, it was too late by then, as by 0900 hrs, everyone has finished cleaning the nets, and fish is already there in market.

But my 7th Sense was telling me, MAUKA HAI.
Sep 22 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
So, According to #GoaPolice this Time, BANG-BANG ZENITO was just Chilling on a Sunday at a Hotel/House; waiting for SP North GuptaG, Humming "Kab sey karey hain Tera Intezaar, Kab Aayegi Meri Jaan-E-Bahaar..."

Never a dull moment in #Goa 🤡🤡 Image When the attack on #Mandrem Sarpanch happened on 4th December, #GoaPolice arrested One; but he could not shed light; neither on, who was the Kingpin, nor who gave him SUPAARI?

Probably because, that time, then SP North KaushalG was not so Kushal.
Sep 21 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
A N E C D O T E #GOA :

As I was moving to Shiroda (Maharashtra) today morning, Someone whom I know hailed me down.

That's the Best Part of GAZALI (Small Talk) can happen anywhere.

After rudimentary exchange of pleasantries, he asked me, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PROFESSIONAL LICENSE & TRADE LICENSE?

I told him the difference and then asked him, what happened? Since, I know He has only Tourism related business. And, He is not a Professional.

He said, Earlier #ARAMBOL #Panchayat used to issue "Professional License" and now for NEW
Sep 19 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
This ADVISORY goes out to all Moneysters, Ex-Moneysters, Ex-MLA, MLA, Ex-Sarpanch, Sarpanch, Panch of (Bihari) #Goa

#Bihar aur #UttarPradesh mein Ek Kahawat Hai :

RULE#1 : PAANI NAAK SEY UPAR NAHIN JAANA CHAHIYE.

Kal RAMA tha, Kal KOI BHI HO SAKTA HAI. Aapko lagta hai, 2 KAUDI key Bouncer ya SAFARI SUIT sey AAP aur AAPKA PARIVAAR Surakshit hai, TO AAP CHUTIYE HAIN, AWWAL DARJEY KEY.

BiWi Hai, Bachchey Hain, Kutumb Bahut Bada Hai Tumhara.

Aaj Kal, #Goa ki Technology bahut Viksit Hai. Aur Aap, yahan kuch bhi laa saktey hain.
Sep 17 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
NO SYMPATHY for her. She is a REPEAT.

#Betalbatim has top-notch resorts. Does she know, How these Resorts were built in #Goa by Lads from #Delhi #Gurgaon and #Ahmedabad ?

On the Promise of #Vikas by MLAs, MPs and Moneysters .

A Resorts gets built, don't worry; Locals would Image would get employment.
You can be #Taxi Patrao, as Golu Guldasta Godinho and CM #Goa Sawant promised to Thousands of #Goan .

So you take a Loan and Buy a Taxi to feed your family; because No Jobs. You Keep your Taxi at a Taxi Stand in Que and Wait. And then, someone comes and
Sep 15 • 21 tweets • 5 min read
ANECDOTE :

Before movement to College, There was an ET&T Senior of 2 Years, whom I knew, because he stayed some distance away.

When I told him, I have secured admission; so he said I have Mini-Drafter and French Curves still with me, you take it.

He gave Engg Chem book also. I did not have the "Drawing Board" still, because it was Costly and also Travelling in "General" mean hauling it would be difficult. And I guess, I would find one easily, from some Senior.

ED (Engineering Drawing) Classes started, there were Assignment Sheets given, but no Board
Sep 14 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
Read all the 14 Blog Posts of Late Rishi Nair, the name which now everyone in #Goa knows.

From @gernalist 's Today's article



The Lad said in one of his Post that he has spent 90% of his time in last one month, in his Room at #bitspilani . No Bell Rang?open.substack.com/pub/gerardsgaz… He was housed in Hostel which had all PhD Scholars? This is Amazing BITS PILANI #Goa considering fact Rishi was transferred here on His Parent's Request, and they would have indicated something about the reason.

Also,Institute #Bitspilani knew that his parents are also here.