Lawyer in the 'burbs. Just because I didn't tweet it, doesn't mean I didn't think it. Verified anonymous account. All tweets by me unless bad. Not legal advice.
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Mar 12, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Watched the original Red Dawn with my kids last night to give them some ideas about how to survive if Russian paratroopers drop into our strategically critical small mountain town of 1000 people.
Seriously though that entire movie is preposterous.
Jan 6, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Really enjoy when people who don't follow me engage earnestly with my shitposts about generational culture war nonsense.
Yes, yes, I really want to hear your serious opinions about how everyone is an individual and generational stuff is meaningless.
Jan 5, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Boomers (e.g. J.K. Rowling) created Millennials. Now their creation will destroy them.
(Zoomers, just remember that GenXers did not (are not) raising you on Harry Potter, and have made you the awesome generation that you are.)
People pointing out that Rowling was born in 1965 and therefore technically (by 1 year) "Gen X" are ignoring the hard evidence of how much Rowling triggers Millennials like a Boomer, and the fact that she wrote Harry Potter (the Millennial Bible(s)).
Jan 5, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Jokes about January 6 are too soon.
There's literally nothing funny about the Q Shaman until at least 10 years from now.
Jan 5, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
🎵 When you gonna give to me, g-give to me
Is it just a matter of time, flurona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, flurona?🎵
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