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Nov 19, 2024 16 tweets 4 min read
Benjamin Franklin had some interesting advice to a young friend of his on sex and marriage.

"Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress" dated 1745 Franklin gives some hilarious counsel. Image June 25, 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
Nov 7, 2024 36 tweets 16 min read
Donald Trump is the American Dream.

His family in three generations went from being a poor barber to the President of the United States and the most famous person alive today.

🧵 Image His grandfather Frederick Trump came to America in 1885 as a young man of 16.

Fredrick started working as a barber for a few years but eventually saved enough and bought a saloon named The Poodle Dog in Washington.

Rumor has it when the town The Poodle Dog had dried up he put the entire thing on a boat and moved it downriver to a more populated town!

Fredrick TrumpImage
Dec 18, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Bye bitch Saw her page when I checked myself. Clicked follow to see what happens and got this message. Glorious.