Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 Profile picture
📍🇺🇸 | Onye kwe, chi ya ekwe | Here for laughs & banter | All views are my own and don't represent any organization
Apr 24, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
Twitter single people asking successfully married people to publicly comment on how wonderful their unions have been is forever going to be hilarious to me. We were on Twitter space one time & someone mentioned he asked his wife to quit her over $150k job to be a stay-at-home mom for the success of their marriage, wifey didn't even argue, she obliged. Bear in mind, he wasn't earning close to $60-70 at that time. Most of the single ladies present that day revolted. Some yelled “God forbid” “over my dead body”. I chuckled. Do you see the problem?
Apr 22, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
I am so sorry. 🥹 Image We have a follow-up message! Chai. 😩 Image
Mar 29, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
Advice? 🥲 Image Anon responses! ImageImage
Sep 23, 2022 6 tweets 1 min read
While I was away, I watched Governor Soludo's interview the insecurity in Anambra, and how many of the perpetrators are Ndiigbo.

I am happy he finally decided to make it public.

I recall I was vilified by the usual suspects for days, months & weeks when I was screaming here. When that female soldier was mutilated in Imo State, there was no campaign of columny I didn't receive in their hands for simply speaking truth to power. There was no mischaracterization I didn't go through in their hands. Even recently, they launched another one with a lame
Aug 29, 2022 12 tweets 2 min read
Nigerians, walk with me. Let me take you back memory lane.

In November 16, 2010, group known as Coalition of Atiku Northern Supporters (CANSU) who are staunch supporters of the former Vice-President, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, issued a STRONG worded statement.

Just follow me. In their statement, they alluded to the fact that crisis would engulf Nigeria if Atiku who is the candidate for the North did not get the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) nomination. They stated that the crisis they would cause would be much greater in proportion to the
Jul 20, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
He took his friend to a Dibịa's house for money ritual and the Dibịa decided to teach them a lesson using divide & rule.

The one that took his friend to Dibịa is now begging for his life.

One of the many reasons someone like Bola Ahmed Tinubu shouldn't be Presido coz what are you teaching the younger generation?

We are going to raise a generation that believes crime, agberoism, cronyism, drug dealing, etc is the route.

Nigeria is already hemorrhaging, don't reinforce it by electing BAT.

Parents also need to play their role.
Jul 10, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
In the early 00s, Amani Tidjani was a known cross-border car bandit.

He specializes in snatching exotic cars from Nigeria with his gangs, take them to Cotonou, repaint & sell to Nigerians.

He was feared, thriving, was unstoppable across West Africa until his boys allegedly attacked a convoy that had President Olusegun Obasanjo's relatives in it.

Baba Iyabo closed down Seme-border and asked President Mathieu Kerekou to produce Tidjani. Note this notorious criminal was actually from Niger.

Kerekou was still doing erm erm erm when OBJ sent
Jul 4, 2022 7 tweets 2 min read
As Governor, his wife Remi was a Senator.

The incumbent Commissioner for Women Affair in Lagos State, Mrs Lola Akande, a former member of the Lagos State House of Assembly, is Tinubu’s sister-in-law.

Hon. Sunkanmi, the current member of Lagos House of Assembly
representing Ikeja, is Tinubu’s nephew. He actually succeeded Mrs Lola Akande.

Sade Tinubu-Ojo, the Iyaloja General of Lagos and Nigeria, is Tinubu’s daughter.

Her husband, Mr Oja, was a member, House of Representatives, representing Ekiti State.

Akeem Muri-Okunola, who recently was
Jul 3, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
Dear men,

If you have suspension, kindly do a DNA test.

Negodi ka nwoke na ebe akwa alili. Chai 🥲

Suspicion*.

How is this man ever going to remain the same again? Men go through shit men. 30% partenity fraud in Nigeria is no jokes. Many Nigerian fathers are fathering kids who are not theirs. I know at least two persons, and i am 100% sure they have absolutely no idea.
Jun 21, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
Dear @inecnigeria, Something is not adding up. Borno is ravaged by so much insecurity. As at last year, only 4 local govt had access to mobile network. How did Borno move from 6328 to 501,347 in space of 10months? The fact that it's online registrations makes it unbelievable!! States that struggled to register candidates for WAEC are doing unbelievable numbers. How?? Remember the issues of electronic transfer of election results was vehemently opposed last year because of poor network in these states, how come they have network for online registration?
Jun 20, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
Good morning guys,

Again, I have been reliably informed by my source(s) that the reason there seems to be an unholy marriage b/w PDP/APC on Peter Obi is coz they don't want their candidates scrutinized.

They want Obidents to be on the defensive till election day that's why they keep throwing all kinds of shit at Peter Obi. Many influencers have been contacted for this singular job. Some are masquerading as objective observers, while some are pretending to be in support of PO today and Gaslighting y'all with Peter Obi supporters are rude tomorrow.
Jun 18, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
One winning communication strategy is to always develop positive relationships with people. Below are some tips:

Speak to people: There is nothing as nice as a cheerful word of greeting.

Smile at people: It takes 72 muscles to frown, but only 14 to smile. Call people by name: The sweetest music to anyone’s ears is the sound of their own name used properly and positively.

Be friendly and helpful: To make a friend, you have to be a friend.

Be cordial: Speak and act as if everything you do is a genuine pleasure.
Jun 16, 2022 13 tweets 4 min read
NO APOLOGIES, PLEASE.
On Peter Obi’s supposed ‘Stinginess’....

Sometime in 2009, ‘Mr’(as he preferred to be addressed) Peter Obi, Governor Of Anambra State at the time, visited Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu and myself at Dallas, Texas. He came to deliver a get well message Image from Dr Goodluck Jonathan and was billed to attend a black tie event at the Dallas Marriot.

Curiously, he flew into Dallas airport with one small carry on luggage which he insisted on wheeling around himself, and on getting to our residence requested to freshen up.
Jun 16, 2022 4 tweets 4 min read
Hello guys, below are some images of Peter Obi donating funds, laptops equipments to schools, Hospitals, etc..

Peter obi only spends for productivity not for political consideration or showmanship.

He believes so much in investing in education. World Bank study supervised by Professor Paul Collier of Oxford University, UK recommended the Anambra Model for the rest of Africa and other developing countries. Even Renowned cleric, educationist, Rhodes Scholar and public affairs analyst, Catholic Bishop Matthew Hassan Kukah urged Nigerian Governments
Jun 15, 2022 12 tweets 5 min read
MBAKA, WHY?

Father Mbaka "placed a curse" on Chimaroke Nnamani the governor of Enugu state. Declaring that "If I be a man of God" Chimaroke Nnamani won't win a second term in office.

Needless to say, Nnamani completed his second term very very well and is presently a senator of the FRN.

The problem with charlatans and aspiring demagogues like Mbaka is that they do not like to be humiliated or embarrassed and they are unforgiving of persons who challenge them. Father Mbaka is a psychopath who thinks himself to be God.

In the exchange between Obi
Jun 15, 2022 11 tweets 6 min read
It is hypocrisy that is making some of you liken Peter Obi supporters to BMC.

Tinubu & El-rufia's Class 2015 media gangster did all kinds of horrible things on this app, and some of you complaining today cheered.

Below are some tweets pre-2015. I have not seen Peter Obi supporters do anything like this. These guys buried our President alive. They carried casket for Jonathan. Burnt some of his campaign buses in Jos, attacked his followers. Again, if Peter Obi supporters do 5% of what these guys did 2014 & 2015,
Jun 14, 2022 7 tweets 2 min read
I am still disgusted with that smear campaign from Ose Anenih.

B/w 1999 & 2009, the Ministry of Transportation, which was headed by Chief Anthony Anenih, Ose's father, gave contracts for the construction & rehabilitation of 11, 591km roads for N1.7 trillion – about N87 million per km – and with only 24 per cent of the roads achieved, 64 per cent of the contract value has already been paid; about N133 million per km. One of the many reasons we are suffering what we are suffering today is because of ruthless thieves like Tony Anenih.
Jun 11, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
Prominent Yoruba men aren't supporting Bola Tinubu.

I don't know whose voice this is or who "My brother Leke" is but this man is worth listening to.

Politicking at the expense of human life just because of your ambition is the worst kind of evil. Please listen to this. He spoke so much truth & shredded Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
May 30, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
As a single Nigerian babe that moved to the US, Canada, or the West, you have to be conscious about getting a man, coz you can easily be carried away with making all that money, and wake up one morning alone in your 50s, with a house, car, no child, no partner. We live in a world where a man can wake-up in his 70s, and always find a woman to wife, but unfortunately, it is not the same for women. Don't let anybody deceive you. This is reality. Everybody needs somebody. While you are making that money, please make conscious efforts to find a man.
May 21, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
People often confuse marriage and dependency. Couples many times enter into marriage thinking that the other person will fix all of their problems, make them happy, support them fully, enjoy all of their activities, and provide unconditional love. This is a fallacy, and if you enter into marriage believing this, you are doomed.

The problem with getting married is that you exchange independence for love, thinking that love is static. When life gets rough and love is tested, as it eventually always will, you become angry and resentful that you gave up
May 3, 2022 10 tweets 4 min read
Dokun, his name is @PeterObi Stop masquerading. 😁

1. Under Obi, Anambra was the first State to commence Sub-Sovereign Wealth savings, the first of its kind in Sub-Saharan Africa. At a time many other Governors were leaving huge debts, he left the equivalent of $500m Dollars in investment as well as local and foreign currency, including $156 million in Dollar-denominated bonds. @DokunOjomo how much did Saraki leave behind?

2. @PeterObi was recognised as Best Governor by the Millennium Development Goals Office (OSSAP-MDGs) & the UNDP in the