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May 13 • 16 tweets • 4 min read
TikTok is stealing your memories before they happen.

Let me explain. 🧵 We’re not just watching life anymore—we’re previewing it.

TikTok and the like have turned once-in-a-lifetime moments into fast food. A woman used to get proposed to once—maybe twice—in her life.

Now she’s seen hundreds.
So when it finally happens?

She’s emotionally numb.
She’s been there already—on her screen.Image