Makes 12 perfectly balanced batches of cognitive dissonance. Prep time: 15 minutes of performative outrage. Bake time: 20 minutes of selective blindness.
Total: A lifetime of delicious hypocrisy.
@tomorrowsashes @SeanKhozin @tparsi Ingredients:
•1 cup whole wheat bran (for that “I’m on the right side of history” fiber that keeps the excuses flowing)
•½ cup plump raisins soaked in victimhood (loud, entitled, and convinced the world owes them everything)
