it's funny that the #Eurovision2023 slogan is "United by Music" because as far as I can tell all Europeans are in fact currently pretty united in wanting to hunt those juries for sport stating for the record that i do not personally think that we should create a Panem-style blood game within which Eurovision jurors are made to fight for entertainment. i do NOT think that. i am merely commenting on the fact that this is a common sentiment

behold! my peer-reviewed and very objective + scientific eye color tier list (i have no ulterior motive nor personal preferences playing into this) i dont even know how to spell "cofnlict of intrerest" so therefore i cant be subject to one

stuff the Bible and the Witcher have in common:
✅1st part is an anthology of connected stories, 2nd part deals with the life of a single guy and his squad
✅main character dies at the end of the books but is resurrected
✅homoerotic subtext
✅prophecies of the coming apocalypse conclusion: the Witcher series of books and games is religious scripture and Andzrej Sapkowski is its prophet

L: I deduced that Kira is homophobic

Light: huh

Light: *I'll kiss him. that'll show i'm gay and thus not kira*

L: *if he tries to kiss me he is hiding something*

Light: *fuck! he might see through me... I have to try something else*

Light: hey L have you heard about gay sex L: ...

L: yes.

Light: well. do you want to have some

L: *curious. if kira is indeed homophobic, this should prove light is innocent. unless... he's expecting me to back down. kira would bluff here, in which case I should-*

L: yes, Light. I will participate in gay sex with you

god help me i think i might go abroad for a vacation this summer

listen u guys know i'm a hater but i extremely begrudgingly have to hand it to him for this one. bugs bunny ass setup and they really let him pull through the punchline. classic comedy, really. he shenanigan'ed these nerds

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1623153462748872705

if youre gonna have a political circus the clowns might as well be funny

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer" is such a raw quote and its so funny that it was entirely made up by the Die Hard movie and is the exact opposite of what happened historically this seems to be referencing Plutarch's“Alexander wept when he heard [...] discourse about an infinite number of worlds, and when asked what ailed him he said, ‘Is it not worthy of tears, that, when the number of worlds is infinite, we have not yet become lords of a single one?'”

"oh but onion why are so many of your followers american??" I'm from hamburg. I'm a literal fucking hamburger. take an educated guess there's a reason why i always say "fick you" instead of "eat me". i know there are hungry eyes on me, always.

HEY GUYS POST YOUR LAST SAVED PICTURE (I AM TRYING TO PROVE A POINT) for reference this is mine

seeing people call him Jesus in the replies and like he's literally called "beast" and the antichrist is known to be a false prophet who performs mockery of miracles?? he's making it easy guys come on how do you still mess this up

https://twitter.com/SmallAnt/status/1619535875054120961

what fucking catechism do you guys follow

i think a critical part of del toros work is the fact that he has an extremely sincere joy for quote unquote "childish" things and this translates to his art.

you can't make something like Pacific rim unless you can enjoy something cool without any shred of irony poisoning

https://twitter.com/DailyPacificR/status/1619385685311635457

there is a trend in much of mainstream modern cinema where the movie seems almost afraid of over-commiting to its own emotion and tone, and constantly tries to be self-referential or "meta" in an effort to cover up some vulnerability or being seen as "cringe"

i like shitting on Moffat's writing for doctor who as much as the next guy but "Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many." is still a raw fucking line and i will begrudgingly admit that i have to hand it to him just this once i am gnashing my teeth so fucking hard at admitting this but I'll say it anyway: Moffat's writing got pretty good every time the doctor goes over the edge from "kind old man" to "ancient being from the dawn of time which is not to be trifled with under ANY circumstances"

local sleep-deprived bisexual currently sitting on an armchair in a very normal fashion you cannot see my other leg because most of it is contorted beneath my ass

you may not like it but this is actually what peak europe looks like i had nothing to do with whatever happened here btw you can NOT put that blame on me

also, and i cannot overstate this point, the "born this way" talking point naturally just leads to the opposition still refusing to acknowledge we deserve rights and instead drives them to avenues of "hey guys, we just have to find the gay gene and then we can do a eugenics!"

i think the legend of Zelda at its core is about a love story between a boy and a girl, except i disagree with most of the fandom about who the "boy" and "girl" in the relationship are my brother in christ of COURSE the elf twinks are transgender... grow tf up

L: I deduced that Kira is homophobic

Light: huh

Light: *I'll say I want to kiss him. that'll show i'm not kira*

L: *if he tries to kiss me he is hiding something*

Light: *fuck! he might see through me... I have to try something else*

Light: hey L have you heard about gay sex L: ...

L: yes.

Light: well. do you want to have some

L: *curious. if kira is indeed homophobic, this should prove light is innocent. unless... he*s expecting me to back down. kira might bluff, in which case I should--*

L: yes, light. I will participate in gay sex with you

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im still losing my fucking mind that the chosen one is called PAUL

there are endless words spilled about when exactly the bene gesserit fucked up but frankly i think all was lost the moment they allowed people called "jessica" to name their own children as they please

i'm sorry. i am quitting sex forever. because i will NEVER be as sexy as this crab.

https://twitter.com/kusatta_www/status/1576923386147528704

this crab is fuckmaxxing. this crab's been at orgies with bands you've never heard of because their music goes so hard it'd kill you. this crab had sex with your mother and your father before you were even born. this crab had sex with the prime minister. this crab is fuckmaxxing

the French: man why do so many young people smoke when everyone knows it's unhealthy

french anti-smoking ads: look bro idk what to tell you but if you're trying to make an ad AGAINST something then the first thought you want people to have when seeing that thing shouldn't be "yes daddy"