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Andi Ewington 🐉🐲🎲⚔️🏹 Profile picture
Andi Ewington 🐉🐲🎲⚔️🏹
@AndiEwington
Writer of comics, games, and novels.
Jun 15, 2022 • 28 tweets • 8 min read
Nazgûl holiday snaps… Group photo…
Sep 13, 2021 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
Catwalk D&D group:

Bard (again):

Got punched in the face by a disgruntled critic, now has no idea is she’s in tune or not. On the plus side, her armour class has improved drastically… Image Catwalk D&D Group:

Bard (again):

Tried to stop a Barbarian-fuelled tavern fight with the power of song, now cursed to spend the rest of the adventure wearing a chair as a helm… Image
Feb 14, 2021 • 115 tweets • 33 min read
Catwalk D&D group:

Barbarian: loves rough sports and formal occasions. Rages at anyone who hates pink. Image Catwalk D&D group:

Rogue: brazenly walking off with someone’s backpack while maintaining an ‘18’ Charisma... Image
Feb 13, 2021 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
The Bastard Nutcracker: often found hiding at the bottom of a luckless adventurer’s bedroll... Trumpet Wanker: likes to sneak up behind you and ‘toot’ while you’re trying to pick a lock...
Dec 28, 2020 • 29 tweets • 12 min read
Cats as characters from Lord of the Rings...
Dec 28, 2020 • 4 tweets • 4 min read
Been a pretty good year for my tweets...
Dec 17, 2020 • 54 tweets • 21 min read
Alien(s), but as cats!
Jul 11, 2020 • 84 tweets • 31 min read
DM: ‘You come to large wooden door’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door’

DM: ‘An orc opens it and growls at you to come in’

Cat: ‘I do nothing’

DM ‘He growls at you to come in again’

Cat: ‘I do nothing’

DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and slams the door’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door’ Image Cat: ‘I start singing loudly about our adventures!’

DM: ‘You’re not a Bard’

Cat: ‘I keep singing!’

DM: ‘You’re NOT a Bard!’

Cat: ‘Still singing!’

DM: ‘Make a Dex Roll’

(Fails)

DM: ‘A steel boot flies through the air and knocks you out’

Cat: ... Image
Nov 30, 2019 • 46 tweets • 10 min read
The Complete Pets D&D Thread Starts here (minus pictures for ease of posting)... enjoy... I'll be adding to this periodically — keep checking back for the latest update. Thanks. DME DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’

DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’

Cat: ‘I do nothing.’

DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’

Cat: ‘I do nothing.’

DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
Nov 26, 2019 • 37 tweets • 15 min read
DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’

DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’

Cat: ‘I do nothing.’

DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’

Cat: ‘I do nothing.’

DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’ Dog: ‘I want to scoot ahead.’

DM: ‘You mean ‘scout’’

Dog: ‘No, scoot - something is irritating my anus - maybe I shouldn’t have licked that orc poop.’

DM:....

‘Roll for dexterity.’