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Cog scientist, Behav therapist, science writer | Intelligence, Creativity, Sociopathy, X-Altruism | Mastodon: @AndreaKuszewski@sfba.social Post @AndreaKuszewski
Dec 6, 2021 15 tweets 5 min read
San Francisco, reimagined through Christmas ornaments I found while shopping 🧵

First up! “Castro Santa”

He thinks we can be both naughty AND nice, as long as we get consent ☺️ Also found in the Castro, these guys and gals can be real ball breakers
Aug 19, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
It is topped with a motherfucking grilled cheese sandwich and a whole goddamn lobster The grilled cheese is 🤌
Apr 26, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
The face of a dog who just ate a whole pile of rotisserie chicken but goddammit she can smell more chicken on the table and she might actually die if she doesn’t get more chicken how can I torture her like this I’m a monster and now she’s crying am I happy now ImageImageImage What kind of a psychopath would deny this face [whatever she wants] Image
Apr 1, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
It’s hot 🔥☀️🔥 As someone living in the Bay Area, I have zero tolerance for any weather that falls outside of the 55-65° range, maybe 70° if it’s cloudy
Mar 19, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
I did NOT think it was possible to cringe so much watching one 35-second clip but

Alas
Nov 25, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
There is no “hearing” by the PA legislature. PA has already certified the election results. This will be Giuliani giving another press conference where he rants about vast government conspiracies funded by the ghost of Hugo Chavez to spread communism throughout the world Which—I shouldn’t have to clarify this but I will—is complete delusional bullshit.

The press needs to hammer away at SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE OR STFU. Don’t just let them rant and rile up the crazies. Facts, evidence, or GTFO. Trump is now a Lame Duck. He’s irrelevant
Nov 24, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read
For no particular reason, here’s a picture I drew of a squirrel I really love squirrels
Oct 26, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
New mask + dog ☺️🐶❤️

#Botticelli 🎶 It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood 🎶

#SiliconValley
Oct 26, 2020 7 tweets 2 min read
“This is 60 Minutes. We don’t put things on we can’t verify.” (Re: Obama/Biden spying conspiracy theory) Trump throws a tantrum, insists she CAN verify it but won’t, and Lesley is like LOL no, you’re wrong. Wouldn’t give in to him. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT 😂😂😂#60MinutesInterview And this is the man we are supposed to believe can stand up to Putin and North Korea? He can’t even handle a woman telling him, “no, you’re wrong” and sticking to her guns. Trump is a thin-skinned, fragile-ego, whiny little asshole, that throws a tantrum on a hair-trigger
Sep 10, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read
Guys, I hate to be the one to come out and say this but, TRUMP WILL NEVER, EVER RESIGN. He will make excuses for his behavior, try & justify it, & defend it until the day he dies, or until he goes to prison. If arrested, he’ll break records on how long you can drag out a trial This man is a pathological malignant narcissist. In his mind, he has done nothing wrong! Even if he broke the law/rules, it’s the law & the rules that are ‘wrong’, so he shouldn’t be punished for doing what he’s sure is right! But to him the ‘right’ thing is what serves HIM best