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Rep'ing the East Coast ☦️.
Jan 16, 2020 8 tweets 4 min read
ABOUT NIGERIAN GIRLS

1. At 14, they are the fine sweet teens.

2. At 16, they wanna roll with older ones. It's fun being the new hottie in the group.

3. At 18, they probably have had 1st sex. They cling to this one guy & talk all about how they won't leave the guy.

1/ 4. At 20, they might be at the University. They make new male friends & slowly lose interest in
the former guy.

5. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date expensive guys.

These set of girls use porsh phones,. . .

2/
Jan 10, 2020 19 tweets 8 min read
THE IRONY OF LIFE

You May Be On This Table Too;

The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties.

The period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be.

1/ At this age, you find it a herculean task asking money from your parents, considering your dad will always remind you of how he was self sufficient at your age.

So you are always left with anything that comes from them willingly.

2/
Jan 1, 2020 13 tweets 3 min read
January 1st, 2020 - @Twitter new Terms & conditions, Privacy Policy, Terms of Use & it's Terms of Service is now in effect! What does this mean? Thousands of Twitter accounts will be suspended permanently. I'll be explaining what these new terms mean to you & how to be safe.

1/ 1. 3. Content on the Services:
Twitter reserve the right to remove Content that violates the User Agreement, including for example, copyright or trademark violations or other intellectual property misappropriation, impersonation, unlawful conduct, . . .
Aug 9, 2019 22 tweets 12 min read
A Thread on How to Get Noticed by Brands for Your Next Big Gig!

Some contents with permission from @rovamediang.

#InfluencerMarketing #MaziHelps What's a Brand?
A brand is a product, service, or concept that is publicly distinguished from other products, services, or concepts so that it can be easily communicated and usually marketed. A brandname is the name of the distinctive product, service, or concept. #DigitalMarket
Jan 6, 2019 20 tweets 5 min read
When that popular Nollywood actor Muna Obiekwe died some years ago, the story that went round was that he had suffered a kidney disease and needed funds, but was too scared of mockery to reach out to people for help.
Some of you blamed him for dying in silence.

(Issa Thread)⌛⌛ Some judged it as pride....
A few days ago, a popular Lagos DJ committed suicide.
Some have condemned him already, saying, "na because of ordinary woman you go kill yasef?"
Some have also blamed the death on the woman for not having 'spirit of forgiveness'!
Jan 4, 2019 29 tweets 3 min read
The Hard Skills Companies Need Most in 2019!

An Analytical thread!➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️

Join me as we explore!🌍🚶📚✈️

Let's begin!➡️➡️➡️➡️ 1. Cloud Computing

Why it matters, in one sentence: As the world rushes toward the cloud, companies are desperately searching for engineers who have the skills to accommodate this demand.