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Teller of truth. Exposer of liars. Champion of the underdog. Scourge of hypocrites. Ochone ochee if Dougie was here he would tell you
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Apr 7 15 tweets 3 min read
Scottish Labour (Optional Identity Title of the Regional Accounting Unit of the UK Labour Party)
Are making a lot of effort in pushing 'Time for a change'
But are reticent in committing to or even saying what these changes will be.
Here are some issues they can clarify
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1: Rescind the 1999 Marine Boundary Order that transferred 6,000 sq mile of seaboard to English jurisdiction
2: Keep free University Tuition
3: Keep free personal and nursing care to everyone who needs it, regardless of age.
4: Keep Baby Boxes filled with essential items
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Feb 25 4 tweets 1 min read
Scotland didn't start the fire.
BBC, GB News, Sky TV, ITV, STV, Channel 4.
Daily Record, Daily Mail, Sun, Star, Scotsman, Herald.
Sunak, Starmer, Sarwar, Ross every one's a dead loss.
Stuart Campbell, Clerkin, Murray, Scottish Police in the pockets or the elite
1/ House of Commons, House of Lords, Holyrood, Colonial Quay, Queen Elizabeth House.
Democracy, Autocracy, People Voice, Mandates ignored.
PFI, Faslane, Rusting hulks, McCrone Report.
Orange order, Zionism, Russian donors, Referendum refused.
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Dec 23, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
Israel states it has the right of self-defence and therefore the right to retaliate against any attack.
However Israel is designated as the 'belligerent occupying power' of Palestine (Gaza-West Bank)
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In International Law the inhabitants of the occupied territory have the right to resist.
Article 51 of the UN Charter makes that clear and beyond dispute.
Therefore actions taken by the IDF are not covered in the Geneva Convention under 'Self Defence'
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legal.un.org/repertory/art5…
Dec 23, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
WTF!
Reminds me of the 'I am your King monologue from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'
“King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
1/ King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
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Nov 6, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Operation Branchform the Scottish Police investigation into an allegation £600,000 was unaccounted for in the SNP accounts.
The investigation started in July 2021 and is still ongoing.
So let's do some accounting on the accounting of the numbers involved in the investigation.
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2 full years so lets say 48 working weeks per year plus August ,September, October this year = 12 weeks this year giving a grand total of 108 working weeks so round down to 100 weeks of Scot Police investigation.
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Oct 10, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
The next 2 years.
Labour has a 10% lead in the polls over the Conservatives.
Too close for Labours comfort they will double down on mirroring the Conservative right wing reactionary free market policies the vote winner with the English voters the only ones that win elections
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These right-wing policies are abhorrent to the Scottish voter.
This explains the unprecedented effort by the UK Unionist Establishment together with their client Press and Broadcasters to break the SNP now before the reality hits.
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Oct 6, 2023 11 tweets 3 min read
Rutherglen and Hamilton West By-Election 5th Oct 23
The view from the Bridge of the Vital Spark.
What can be taken from the result?
Firstly it was a bad night for the SNP there is no getting away from it.
It should hurt and cause reflection on the cause of independence.
1/ Press & Broadcasters.
In a post-victory post-orgasmic ecstasy at the result they will be going to their work with changes of underwear and copious quantities of Panty Liners to avoid to seepage of their erogenous secretions leaving a trail behind them.
See thread on what to do
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Sep 13, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Thames Water: List of places across London left without water independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n… So it's the start of the water crisis in England. Be in no doubt this is the future in the country as the declining levels in the aquifers where most of England's water comes from becomes unrecoverable. Compounding lower river levels that caused this outage.
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Aug 9, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
SNP and the Press and Broadcasters.
For Scottish Self Determination to be achieved the SNP have to face the fact that every Newspaper and Broadcaster are Unionist and they ain't going to change.
Therefore treat them the same way as Unionist Party's - as opponents.
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There has to be a sea change in the party on how these Journalist Impersonators are dealt with.
1. Confront them with the fact they are Biased Unionist mouthpieces working for Unionist propaganda outlets.
State it as a matter of fact and challenge them to dispute it
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Jul 13, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
BBC Scotland
TV drop of of 33% of viewers since 2014
Radio 17% of population tune in
The Nine flagship news program 12,000 viewers
Such statistics in normal business would result in a top to bottom clear of staff and a new business model / offer to stop the decline.
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Key Performance Indicators (KPI) is the basis that all business is judged on.
Clearly, BBC Scotland does not include how many watch or listen to their output in their KPI's
It is a staggering conclusion to reach for a broadcaster that's aim is to communicate with the public
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Apr 21, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
Perspective!
1. Clerkin, Murray, Campbell (wings version) all have a brush with the law
2. Clerkin, Murray, Campbell (wings version) make unsubstantiated claims about SNP Party fraud.
3. Police Scotland investigate for 2 years but no charges made
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4/ Police Scotland arrest SNP CEO Peter Murrell and theatrically set up every prop for a murder outside the property for 2 days.
5/ Press and Broadcasters were prewarned and editorials, analyses, articles were released minutes after the arrest
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Apr 19, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
Speculation-Urges-Demands
There is a big dose of near hysterical want's from the Press and Broadcasters that certainly have a want about them regarding the SNP.
Suspect their private polling shows their output is not having the cut through with public opinion they wanted.
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3/5 weeks of increasingly bizarre output has shown they are no longer the movers, shakers, formers of public opinion in Scotland.
These journalist impersonators are employed to Manipulate Public opinion and are subsidized to do it even if it results in job losses.
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Apr 2, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
SNP Rebuttal Unit
It will be ineffective as the attempts at rebuttal by the party going back years.
The Press and Broadcasters will ignore anything they produce.
It's pointless and a waste of time
Change of protocol with the Media required
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On any live interview a standard opening
eg:
'Don't trust BBC-BBC Scotland-This programme-Editor-Production staff-researchers and particularly you (pointing at interviewer) to be Balanced-Impartial-Unbiased, but will give it a go. Want to dispute that?-naw didn't think so'
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Mar 19, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
The Sunday Show has a Conservative luminary on today to be patronised by Martin Geissler.
Have managed to get a transcript.
G. On today's Sunday's show we are honoured to have been given an audience with a knight of the realm Malcolm Ian Offord, Baron Offord of Garvel
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Sound in the background of the shows editor, production staff, researchers grovelling with bow's, curtsying and a variety of gestures of deference. embellished by the sounds of the creaking undergarments of Lindsay Bewes, Sara Maxwell Kaye Adams as they prostrate themselves
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Mar 16, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
This is the criteria that will influence Para Handy's vote for the new leader of the SNP.
1. Robust relationship with the Press and Broadcasters. Namely, take no shit and call out the bias the more in their face and aggressive the better
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2. Explore every option to bypass the UK Government veto suppressing the democratic voice in Scotland.
Claim of rights. Treaty of Union. International court of Law. UN statute on self-determination and anything else peacefully and democratically available
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Mar 2, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
Stephen Montgomery - Scottish Hospitality Group
Just been on BBC Radio Scotland
Stephen Montgomery owns the 9 Bedroom Townhead Hotel in Lockerbie (now closed)
The hotel website is the 'Scottish Hospitality Group'
It is not a trade body but a website for a hotel he has closed
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Stephen Montgomery also
Owns the Crown Hotel Lockerbie which he closed
Rents the Jolly Harvester Dumfries which is up for rent
Has a history of opening and closing companies on a regular basis for reasons unknown.
Is overdue in filing his company accounts
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Feb 21, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
Kate Forbes @_KateForbes Humza Yousef @HumzaYousaf Ash Regan @AshtenRegan
Kate, Humza, Ash Good Morning
Open letter from the bridge of the Vital Spark by
Para Handy Master Mariner.
Subject: The election campaign and BBC Scotland.
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It is beyond dispute that BBC Scotland are not Balanced, Impartial, Informative and certainly biased.
Any interaction with them in this campaign will be distorted and used to sow division that sets the storyline for the Journalist Impersonators of the Press and Broadcasters
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Feb 21, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
New SNP Leader and the Manipulators, Manipulating
The UK Unionist establishment are pouncing on every word said by the 3 contenders intent on division and infighting.
From LBGT, Green policies, Oil and Gas, Religion, Drinking tea or coffee anything goes.
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GMS Martin Geissler at his worse with Kate Forbes this morning.
Geissler: 'Divisive as you have proven to be'
Campbell: 'Bogged down'Not good news for her'
Adams: 'What do you make of the lineup'
Look at the outlets who are stirring the pot
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Feb 18, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
SNP's relationship with the broadcasters.
They are not going to be impartial, balanced or not biased no matter how the politicians behave.
So logic dictates there is nothing to lose by calling them out.
The status quo is no longer sustainable.
So what to do
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Politicians call them out live on air
Dont trust the BBC, BBC Scotland, Program, Editor, Production staff, Researchers and most of all you to be impartial, balanced and not biased.
Want to dispute that ! (dump bulging binder on desk)
No didn't think so.
Give it a go though
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Feb 7, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
The concerted attack on Nicola Sturgeon has been long in the planning and the coordination, integration, timetabled delivery of this offensive can only come from in-depth planning and awareness of certain events.
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What was required was pre-knowledge the Section 35 was going to be served no matter what.
That was the UK Unionist Establishments D Day.
As soon as it was announced the players played their hand in a relentless barrage of vitriol designed to undermine Nicola Sturgeon
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Jan 2, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
The Royal Navy have
2 x aircraft carriers
6 x guided missile destroyers
12 x frigates
2 x amphibious transport docks
10 x Nuclear-powered submarines (4 ballistic missile 6 fleet submarines)
9 x Mine countermeasures vessels
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26 x Patrol vessels
3 x Survey vessels
1 x Icebreaker
1 x historic warship
Which lead to a post Scottish Independence situation
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