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Jun 30 12 tweets 5 min read
Putin HATES THEM!

Or does he?

Top 10 Failed Wonderweapons of the Ukrainian War⬇️ Image My criteria are simple - these are weapons (defined loosely) that were heavily hyped by Western pundits that actually failed in service.

So, for example, the Leopard 2 isn't on here because it's actually a perfectly functional tank that has performed in line with other tanks.Image
Jun 23 5 tweets 3 min read
Apparently four missiles were shot down at sea, with one hit far enough into its final dive that falling submunitions still killed several civilians.

As this occurred on a Sunday afternoon and the nearest military target is three miles away, this was likely a terror attack.⬇️

First of all, I'd like to note the speed with which Ukrainian propagandists, while still celebrating the deaths of Russian vacationers, have come around to a remarkably pro-Russian position while commenting on this event: (1) that Russian air defenses shoot down pretty much everything fired at Crimea; (2) that the Russian Ministry of Defense generally puts out accurate information to the public; and (3) that civilian casualties from downed enemy missiles and malfunctioning interceptors are the responsibility of the defender rather than the attacker. I'm sure they won't immediately do another 180-degree turn as soon as they are presented with a less convenient fact pattern.

Secondly, the range at which this attack was delivered (>160km from any point of UKR-held territory) indicates that the Ukrainians have received a number of M39A1 extended-range ATACMS missiles with cluster warheads. There were only a small number of these manufactured around the turn of the century and apparently most were subsequently converted to unitary models, suggesting that the US is already scraping the munitions barrel to keep Ukraine supplied with missiles (and explaining our reluctance to hand any over previously). ATACMS activity has certainly fallen off dramatically in the last two weeks.

Thirdly, as I pointed out upthread, the nearest obvious military target is an airfield located three miles north of this particular beach. There's also an area of farmland about a mile and a half to the east that may serve as a SAM positioning area. Ballistic missiles that get clipped late in their flight don't fall three miles away from their intended targets, and if the Ukrainians had been interested in a military target they would have done what they always do and attacked in the middle of the night. They struck instead on the afternoon of Orthodox Pentecost Sunday, when the streets and beaches would be crowded with civilians. As such - and in light of a pattern of Ukrainian attacks targeting civilians in Russia gathered for holidays - it is likely this attack was intended to terrorize civilian residents and vacationers in a wealthy Sevasopol suburb and the work of Russian air defenses prevented an enormous number of deaths and injuries. Addendum: Just to provide some visual context on exactly how far this beach is from the airfield in question - it's farther from it than from the harbor! Image
May 20 17 tweets 6 min read
D+10 update for the Russian Spring 2024 offensive. I mentioned last time (D+8) they'd begun to turn the pressure back on in the Donbass after easing off to let the Ukrainians pull troops to Kharkov.

They've marked up gains in 14 locations across the front in the last 48 hours⬇️ Image 1 / Starting from the north, Volchansk, Russian troops have secured the north of town and pushed troops across the Volcha River to begin evicting the AFU from the south side. Image
May 2 13 tweets 6 min read
By popular demand, I'm writing a listicle - my top ten US military acquisition disasters of the 21st century.

It's a little distressing that I have so much material to work with.⬇️ Image This list is largely informed by two factors - taxpayer money wasted and capabilities not delivered. So despite my catchy F-32 frontispiece above, the F-35 didn't actually make the list because despite being very expensive the program delivered working hardware.
Nov 5, 2023 9 tweets 4 min read
The Russians have lost around a thousand tanks in Ukraine during the war thus far.

Oh, you want an explanation? Okay. Thread. ⬇️ Image There has been a problem in estimating Russian vehicle losses since the first hours of the war - Ukrainian propagandists have flooded the internet with dodgy pictures of destroyed Soviet-era vehicles, claimed as Russian. I got started debunking them.

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Oct 9, 2023 13 tweets 6 min read
D+2 update thread on the 2023 Israeli Crisis.

Palestinian forces - belonging to Hamas and other armed groups in the Gaza enclave - stormed the perimeter defenses yesterday morning local time, catching the IDF entirely off-guard. The front line has yet to stabilize. Image Israeli troops have begun to converge on the area and counterattack, so I do not expect the zone of Palestinian control to expand significantly, and absent external intervention they will likely be driven back into Gaza proper soon. However, that isn't the whole story.
Sep 4, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
"Dozens" of Ukrainian soldiers surrendering north of Klescheevka, apparently around 48.552153, 37.960711. Probably the remnants of a whole company.

Very much calls into question their recent claims of success in the area and the motivation of their troops. Location on the map. This is quite close to the location of an earlier, unsuccessful Russian attack so it seems the Russians regrouped and gave it another shot. Image
Sep 2, 2023 15 tweets 6 min read
If Mediazona's count of Russian casualties in Ukraine is accurate - and it probably is - Russian losses tapered off over the month of August to the point they're now hardly worse than American ones at the height of the Iraq War.

This suggests the AFU is beginning to collapse. ⬇️ Image First of all the bottom line - Mediazona has confirmed a mere 133 Russian military deaths in the first three weeks of August (their data only goes to August 23rd right now). This is on top of a long-term downward trend in Russian casualties since the winter. Image
Sep 1, 2023 10 tweets 5 min read
Update and a little analysis on the attack on Pskov Airfield. ⬇️

First of all this was not a gimmicky operation with cheap drones. Loitering munitions of some kind were used - I personally suspect Switchblade 600s - fired in a large swarm with sophisticated EW support.
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Switchblade 600 has a number of features that make it a good choice for this kind of operation - easy and fast setup, adequate range and speed, relatively small size with limited RCS, thermal, optical and audio signatures, and onboard optics allowing precision targeting and BDA.
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Aug 27, 2023 15 tweets 6 min read
For the last several months, commentators have endlessly talked about these tactically significant "heights" being fought over in Ukraine. Ukraine's pretty flat, so what are these exactly?

Let's talk about intervisibility lines, with a practical discussion about Rabotino. ⬇️ Image Militarily significant terrain features can be so subtle that you don't even notice them in daily life.

An intervisibility line is the line where you can see over the terrain feature you're standing on and into low ground beyond - essentially the top of any rise in the ground. Image
Aug 25, 2023 13 tweets 6 min read
Rumor is that with the Ukrainian Army increasingly degraded in the wake of their disastrous Spring-Summer 2023 offensive, and no Western intervention forthcoming, Zelensky is going to order total mobilization. He's said as much.

This will not save Ukraine. ⬇️ Image Ukraine has relied on mass conscription since Day 1 of this war, and in fact did a large-scale reserve callup beforehand, in an attempt to offset Russian firepower with sheer numbers.

This has led to astronomical casualties, with reasonable estimates over 300,000 KIA by now. Image
Aug 5, 2023 7 tweets 4 min read
Given the recent breakdown of the Grain Deal(tm) and Ukrainian attacks on commercial shipping in the Black Sea, the Russians might want to reinforce the Black Sea Fleet.

But AW - they can't do they! The Bosporus is the only way in and out!

It actually isn't. ⬇️ Image Russia has a back door into the Black Sea via their internal network of rivers and canals, which they not only use routinely to move cargo around the country but also have done some planning to use to shift warships around between the Black, Baltic, Caspian and Northern Fleets. Image
Aug 3, 2023 7 tweets 4 min read
Interesting video that came out on July 31st showing the Russians pushing back a Ukrainian mechanized platoon trying to counterattack, as far as I can tell, south of Novojehorovka.

If my geo is correct this debunks Ukrainian counterattack claims.

Source: https://t.co/NQWyDJcBMQt.me/veles_v_okope/…
There's only one scrubby forest with an angled treeline like that in front of it near Karmazanovka. The low altitue and extreme zoom of the drone make the perspective pretty wild.

Green is the approximate route of the Ukrainian vehicles as they retreat.
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Jul 27, 2023 11 tweets 5 min read
Somebody at the State Department probably thought they'd come up with a banger when they put out this talking point: "If Russia stops fighting and withdraws, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Ukraine ends."

Too bad it's nonsense. ⬇️

(comments by Jens Stoltenberg of NATO) Image Ukraine could end the war tomorrow ("stop fighting") by agreeing to Russia's four demands, which have been constant since the start of the "Special Military Operation." They are:
1. Demilitarization
2. Denazification
3. Neutralization
4. Recognition of Russian annexations Image
Jul 26, 2023 14 tweets 6 min read
The Russian Army just blasted open a 12-kilometer hole in the Ukrainian front line and captured more terrain in a week than Ukraine has in the last two months of their counteroffensive.

Let's talk about it. ⬇️ Image This is part of a general Russian push in Lugansk north of the Seversky Donets river that has been going on for about the last two weeks. Smaller gains have been reported in the far north near Kupyansk as well as in the Serebryanski Forest along the river to the south. Image
Jul 25, 2023 21 tweets 9 min read
Military ethics, for when soldiers are asked to do something legal under the Law of Armed Conflict but morally disastrous.

They don't really exist - they're certainly not codified and enforced properly in any force I know of - but they should.

Thread ⬇️ Image But Major Warlord, you say - the US military has ethical requirements!

Yes, it does. They're the same government-employee ethics any civilian bureaucrat has to adhere to. Don't accept lavish gifts, don't make your subordinates run errands, don't commute in government vehicles.
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Jul 21, 2023 13 tweets 6 min read
The Ukrainian War isn't going to be "the" war of the 21st century. It's probably going to be remembered as the minor war before WWIII that everyone observed very closely and then proceeded to draw wildly incorrect conclusions from.

Much like the Russo-Japanese War of 1904-5. ⬇️ Image The Russo-Japanese War showed exactly how combat was in the early 20th century and presaged the character of the First World War - both the Western Front's static fighting around Port Arthur and the Eastern Front's blood-soaked mobile warfare in Manchuria. Image
Jul 20, 2023 11 tweets 5 min read
The Black Sea Grain Deal is dead. The astonishing thing is that it lasted as long as it did... which was in no small part due to Antonio Guterres, Secretary General of the United Nations, playing games with the Russians.

Put another log on the bonfire of the institutions. ⬇️ Image The Black Sea Initiative was negotiated in June 2022 ostensibly to ensure that vulnerable populations in Africa didn't starve for lack of Ukrainian food exports with the war on and the Ukrainian Black Sea ports (through which most of those exports passed) shut down. Image
Jul 16, 2023 10 tweets 4 min read
Info came out recently about US training courses for Ukrainian soldiers in Germany, which revealed the US Army has done little to internalize the lessons of the war.

Part of this was discounting drone recon in favor of old-fashioned patrolling.

But is this really a bad idea? ⬇️ Image To preface this discussion, it's clear that the US military is very far behind the times in integrating UAVs at the small unit level. These things are transforming the battlefield.
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Jul 13, 2023 13 tweets 5 min read
Every since D-Day on February 24th, 2022, Ukraine has been fighting a total war against Russia.

One of the most ghoulish talking points I see out of Ukrainian shills and Russian doomers is that Ukraine can and will simply take millions of casualties to win.

Can they really?⬇️ History shows that things are far more complicated, and societies fighting existential total wars will run out of acceptable manpower and collapse militarily long before they physically run out of people to conscript into the ranks.

Let's examine such a society: Nazi Germany.
Jun 29, 2023 9 tweets 4 min read
The war in Ukraine has been in many ways a bonfire of the institutions. Governments across the West have systematically ignored their own domestic and international laws in the service of the Ukrainian cause.

Let's talk about efforts to conscript Ukrainian refugees in Europe.⬇️ Non-refoulment of refugees is a core principle of international law, arguably a ius cogens norm on par with things like the prohibitions on torture and slavery.

The principle is that you cannot place refugees back into danger of further persecution.

See: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-refou…