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Jun 27, 2021 39 tweets 8 min read
Hi. I've been worried about you overheating so here I am with bossy bossy tips.

Blackout your windows. All of them. If you got aluminum foil put it shiny side out and then something like cardboard behind that and then a blanket or towels over that. You want it DARK in your place Don't make yourself eat, don’t force your kids to eat. Eating when too hot will cause vomiting. Have fruit and jello in the fridge and make them unlimited for the heatwave. I KNOW your toddler will want to eat jello all day. It's okay today. Cold fruit/jello keep them hydrated.
Jun 26, 2021 7 tweets 2 min read
CW: every terrible things from the news this week

I keep randomly staring into the corner thinking about how they're gonna find thousands of little bodies at those schools and there's gonna be 2 who won't have remains to be found for every 1 they do recover And then I think about how many people might have survived the initial building collapse in Miami but won't get dug out before the heat gets to them and how there's no way people hadn't been complaining for months about noises, cracks in the plaster, doors not latching/sticking
Dec 26, 2020 11 tweets 2 min read
Okay, so here's the thing the rest of the world doesn't get about Americans being forced to stand constantly at service jobs.

It's a slavery thing.

I shit you not, it's a constant standard of service expected of American workers that deliberately mimics slave standards. "If you have time to lean you have time to clean" is a tactic designed specifically to keep workers from having time to rest or talk together.

Because when you're enslaving humans you need them too tired and worn down to fight you.

I'm really serious.
Nov 28, 2020 24 tweets 5 min read
Thursday May 12th 1938, Alice Floyd went into labor early with her twins. The oldest was a daughter, not very big at 5lbs, but significantly larger than her twin brother Marvin who was born just over 3 lbs in the early morning of Friday the 13th. The doctor said he didn't have a chance. The doctor said many things, a lot of them unspeakably cruel, about my father's chances and the 'best thing to do'.

Instead, they made up a nest, like you would for a baby squirrel, and kept it under the wood stove.
Nov 26, 2020 17 tweets 8 min read
Vantablack deep sea abyss😂🤣 I'm mutuals now with my twitter crush from 5yrs ago, so they can stay nameless but I've still got a pretty decent celebrity crush on Jensen Ackles and his wife Danneel. I just want to brush her hair and sing her songs while he grills us steaks under a Texas sunset.
Nov 25, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read
Skinny bitches break their neck to do the absolute crybaby most to stomp their feet when told no and if you think it's NOT about skinny entitlement, go find their responses to the fat autistics (like myself) who ask 'okay, we just not get clothes?' This is an EXTRA extra response since they're going this hard for some *Non Autistic* rando who is speaking on behalf of his autistic girlfriend.

Can't tell people adjacent to autistics that they're annoying you because something something skinny autistic oppression.