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Horror writer. Short story writer. Using human kidneys as stress balls since 1998. Supporter of wet door knob.
Jul 16, 2022 29 tweets 9 min read
I just watched The Princess Bride for the first time.

I get it, guys. I get it. I'm going to start talking to my hubby like we're bonded by the power of true love. Lets see how long it takes to bug the crap out of him and divorce me.