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Jul 6, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I've got a bunch of new followers! I dunno how many of my tweets you've looked at, so...

I am, um, really angry, but I'm also preparing for a couple of painting contests, so there will be days with heavy Warhammer content and not so much of the political. You've been warned. I am an anarchist. I don't trust the Democrats. I'm not going to give in to "Blue no matter who" nonsense. I don't have any patience for Biden defenders.

But also. Warhammer.
Jul 5, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
C has started her swim lessons for the year (this is her 6th year) and I am consistently impressed with the teenage girls who teach the classes.

Sweet, empathetic, and knowledgeable. They're great. A lot of them are competitive swimmers, and they're all Red Cross certified.
Jul 4, 2022 • 14 tweets • 5 min read
Okay, Typhus. Let's do this. Image I did find his flies, btw Image
Jan 3, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Calling the pediatricians office; wish me luck for an appointment! Snagged one at 3:30!
Jan 3, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Anyway, once again I'm sorry I've been posting non- stop about covid, but my kiddo has had a fever for 2 days now and I've got to spend tomorrow trying to get her scheduled for a test and I am stressed out of my mind. And what will I be sending her into once she's recovered?

I'm terrified.
Jan 2, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
My annoyance level is through the roof, so I'm taking my aggression out on some poor, defenseless vegetables. Image They SCREAM Image
Dec 26, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Hell yeah, time to put this bad boy together. Sprues. 🤩
Dec 24, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
So! While I wait for the primer to do what the primer is going to do (dry), I'm going to make a loaf of bread for Christmas.

I started the sponge yesterday and brought it up to room temperature this morning. ImageImageImage Proofing. Image
Dec 24, 2021 • 17 tweets • 4 min read
Okay, since Christmas has been postponed until AT LEAST next Wednesday (assuming negative covid tests), I'm going to paint another mini for my sister-in-law.

Zombie Santa! Image My SiL is gorgeous and fashionable and has great taste. This definitely won't fit in with her decor.

She's going to love it anyway.
Dec 7, 2019 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
This story has two tragedies, one of which we're not talking about.
1) contaminated produce sickening and potentially killing consumers
2) the produce becomes contaminated because farmers are under no obligation to give their workers sanitary facilities or breaks to use them If we protected farm workers, none of this shit (pardon the pun) would happen. But we don't care, because they're poor and brown, and we're willing to risk our own health to keep fucking them over.
Jul 20, 2019 • 14 tweets • 2 min read
Okay, instead of shittalking yet ANOTHER cis/het white dude fantasy writer being a total fail, let's talk about fantasy authors who aren't male that you should be reading.

(If you know my tastes, this thread will be 0% surprising to you.) Of course, if you aren't reading NK Jemisin (any of her series, they're all amazing) you're missing out on some of the best contemporary fantasy.