Here it is, as promised:

How King James Learned to Stop Worrying and Kept the Church Away From His Bisexual Lifestyle.
(And other historical notes behind the KJV of the Bible)

This is going to be a long thread. Mute as needed. Before I begin, the reason I chose to do this stems from the more vitriolic, Westboro-esque Christian groups. They have been really loud in my community lately, and the KJV of the Bible is their hallowed, go-to translation.

I might use jargon. Please feel free to ask questions.