Had a pregnant lady come into the ER with cord prolapse last night. Quick thinking medical officer had already put his hand into the vagina to displace the presenting part while Aunty was being prepped for an emergency CS.
The obstetrics team of doctors and nurses already ready. Theater crew ready.
Just as we were about to go in, Aunty said she must call her pastor. We dey dial pastor, number no dey go. Aunty shouted to her husband “call Aunty Doyin”.
Aunty Doyin is pastor’s wife.

Aunty Doyin said we should all hold on that they need to pray.

I went to renew my passport last week and after capturing, the officer looked at my file & said,

Immigration officer: "which officer is assisting you?"

Me: "no one, I paid online...so when can I get it?"

Him: "you'll collect it online then"

See ehn, fok this country 😭😭😭😭 It was at that moment I knew I'd messed up.

The irony was that this man was playing a gospel song by Frank Edwards from his phone while stylishly requesting a bribe.

So I went to one corner and beckoned to another officer and was like,
"Bros, please excuse me"