Excerpts from the nativity narrative in The Heliand, a 9th Century retelling of the gospels for Saxons, translated by G. Ronald Murphy, S.J.

Then there came a decree from Fort Rome, from the great Octavian who had power over the whole world . . . an order from Caesar to his wide realm, sent to every king enthroned in his homeland and to all Caesar’s army commanders governing the people of any territory…. It stated that all the warrior heroes were to return to their assembly place, each one was to go back to the clan…

Here are some useful tips to avoid getting infected by the coronavirus.

1. Don't be Asian. Most of the victims are Asian. If you are not Asian, stay that way. If you are Asian, try to be less Asian. If you have a name like Chen or something try going by Mike for awhile. 2. Don't use a facemask. Like other predators, the coronavirus attacks the weak. Show it that you aren't afraid by inhaling freely and it is less likely to infect you.

Soldiers, Sailors, and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force:

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months.

The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.