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Jun 30, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
What's a more compelling argument to turn voters out?

"We've opened abortion care on federal land so women are still protected, but that could easily go away if you don't vote."

"We did nothing but tell you to vote and everything will remain the same if you don't vote." If they opened abortion care on federal land, who would they lose votes from? No one. People that already hate abortion would vote for Republicans. People who care about abortion would vote for the party actually doing something to proect them other than telling them to vote.
Mar 20, 2020 7 tweets 4 min read
@KevinTPorter @LAFoodBank A) She has a "sensitive nose" so everyone must chew gum from a bowl outside her office before talking to her and if she thinks you smell that day you have to go home and shower. @KevinTPorter @LAFoodBank B) A new staff member was told "every day she picks someone different to really hate. It's not your fault, just suck it up for the day and she'll be mean to someone else the next day. They didn't believe it but it ended up being entirely true.
Feb 5, 2019 6 tweets 2 min read
Hi Joshua Trump. I'm sorry you get bullied at school for your last name. My name is Ben Joseph Siemon. "Semen" or "BJ Semen." I didn't visit a porn set to feel better. You don't need to go to the State of the Union. I didn't expect this to do well but I stand by it. I sympathize that Joshua is getting picked on in school. I was too. It's hard. But I think his family sending him to attend a speech as a political stunt where he'll listen to inflammatory things about immigrants is a bad call.