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Jun 6 83 tweets 18 min read
I'm putting together a compilation of the best Elon vs Trump tweets. We won't have another day this fun until he dies.

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Feb 25 4 tweets 2 min read
The number 1 reason the Trump administration can't release the Epstein files: Image And if you hate that child molesting predator as much as I do, boy do I have something for you:

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Jul 21, 2024 6 tweets 4 min read
Biden is out. The media succeeded in their coup. Elon is giving $45M a month to Trump. You don't have any control over what happened today, but we're taking the election into our own hands and building Kamala's digital army.

Here's how:
• retweet this (super super important)
• reply with #NoDemUnder1K
• Elon has disabled viewing "likes" so tap "reposts"
• follow everyone who reposts this
• tap the # and follow those accounts as well
• follow each other back (super important)

If you have more than 10k followers, retweet a few of the replies so they can find others as well.

The follow limit is 400 per day. So you if you stick to 375, That's 2600+ in a week and 10k in a month.

Make sure you add a pic to your profile(even if it isn't you) and put an indentifier in your bio so that people know you're voting blue so they'll follow you back instead of thinking you're a bot

If you start today and only half the people follow you back, you'll have over 1k followers in a week and 10k in two months if you're diligent and proactive.

It does require all of you to collectively be proactive and also reciprocal.

Make sure you comment on the posts of the people you follow. Build a community. Create groups of core friends/shared perspectives/vocal leaders. The more interconnected we are, the further we'll be able to reach.

The retweet button is your best friend. Retweet anything good regardless of how many followers they may have. Find your voiced, share your thoughts, and we can blow the media and the gop out of the water.

You can't singlehandedly change anything by yourself, but with enough of us working together, we can save our democracy, even if you only have a thousand people following you. But once you have the support structure of knowing people want to listen to what you have to say, you'll have more and more to share.

While that doesn't seem like much, 4 years ago, I was you. No followers. No voice. Democracy on the line. Feeling helpless. In that sense, you're neither unique, nor alone. And if you do feel alone, you won't be for long. If you do feel helpless, forget what you can't do and focus on what you can.

It's going to take every single one of us working in unison, united behind Kamala Harris, to save ourselves.

Help me build this thing. Help us support Kamala. Help us save democracy. Help us win.

#NoDemUnder1k Forget about me, but if you could give my cohosts a follow, @cooltxchick and @caroledwine and the @PardonPod ladies @slimgirl5000 and @RandiWhite, I'd appreciate it.

Also follow our podcast:

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Jul 14, 2024 63 tweets 14 min read
Putting together a thread of the best Trump Reality Tv Show Assassination tweets. Shoutout to everyone with a bad aim: Image
Jul 8, 2024 5 tweets 4 min read
The media isn't going to save us so we have to save ourselves. We're going to build Biden's digital army (no we're not going to attack the capitol) and win in November.

Here's how:
• retweet this (super super important)
• reply with #NoDemUnder1K
• Elon has disabled viewing "likes" so tap "reposts"
• follow everyone who reposts this
• tap the # and follow those accounts as well
• follow each other back (super important)

If you have more than 10k followers, retweet a few of the replies so they can find others as well.

Theoretically, you can follow ~375 other people per day. That's 2600+ in a week and 10k in a month.

If you start today and only half the people follow you back, you'll have over 1k followers in a week and 10k in two months if you're diligent and proactive.

It does require all of you to collectively be proactive and also reciprocal.

Make sure you comment on the posts of the people you follow. Build a community. Create groups of core friends/shared perspectives/vocal leaders. The more interconnected we are, the further we'll be able to reach.

The retweet button is your best friend. Retweet anything good regardless of how many followers they may have. Find your voiced, share your thoughts, and we can blow the media and the gop out of the water.

You can't singlehandedly change anything by yourself, but with enough of us working together, we can save our democracy, even if you only have a thousand people following you. But once you have the support structure of knowing people want to listen to what you have to say, you'll have more and more to share.

While that doesn't seem like much, 4 years ago, I was you. No followers. No voice. Democracy on the line. Feeling helpless. In that sense, you're neither unique, nor alone. And if you do feel alone, you won't be for long. If you do feel helpless, forget what you can't do and focus on what you can.

Help me build this thing. Help us save democracy. Help us win.

#NoDemUnder1k I've already laid the groundwork. If you follow everyone who reposted (the easiest method), posted the #, or posted in the replies, with a few hours of work every week, we'll have an army built in two months.

Jul 5, 2024 18 tweets 5 min read
The media has decided to tank Biden's candidacy for ratings over telling the truth about Trump to save our democracy so here's a thread of independent podcasts/media. Retweet this, bookmark, and subscribe

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Jun 30, 2024 4 tweets 4 min read
The truth about Tim Miller:

A gay man whose world view led him to become a lifelong Republican has the political acumen of a Jewish man who becomes a Nazi.

But it's even worse than that: it's like a Jewish man who helped build the Nazi party. That type of person can never be one of the faces of the Democratic party because he'll never understand it. And honestly, how could he?

To be part of a persecuted minority but find your identity in an alliance with the persecutors? You're unable to grasp any kind of reality that exists outside of whiteness. Whiteness is going to always come first.

And after you spent a decade being Frankenstein, your Republican monster inevitably chased you to the only other game in town: the Democratic party.

Because the GOP never really stood for anything but racism, sexism, and chasing power, and because there's no culture, no values, and no soul, a totally insane lying lunatic was able to swoop in and demagogue his way into ruling the party with an iron fist.

And I get it, you're gay, and now your allies wants to destroy the lives of everyone like you while being happy to use you to further those ends. It's untenable. But instead of putting up a fight and trying to save your party, you go to where the grass is bluer.

One problem: the Democratic party has a soul and it's name is the BLACK VOTER.

Where you wouldn't fight for your party? We will. Where you wouldn't guard your party from demagouges? We do. We don't have the caucasity to assume that we'll be alright. We're not white. It's always existential for us. We can never take our political power for granted.

That's why when you were grooming your party to fall victim to Trump, Bernie Sanders was over here falling flat on his face. Hillary built with us. Biden spent his whole life with us. They have equity. If you want anything over here in Dem land? You need us. Being a former Republican, you have no idea how we work because YOUVE NEVER HAD TO LISTEN TO US.

I'll get to how I know YOU, Tim Miller, have never listened to us in just a second.

That's also why we kill off culture vultures. We're so sensitive to anyone who wants anyone who wants to use us for their gain when we know they'll never get in the trenches with us. And we see it coming a mile away.

That's why we never fall for Trump scams in trying to astroturf black support. Not only does our life depend on us seeing through it, we're disgusted by it.

Now you've abandoned your party. Despite all the money you've made grifting off the party, you have one bad day in your new Democratic life, and now you're trying to rally us to abandon our decades long investment in Joe Biden because he needed a nap, a Joe Biden who beat Trump when you losers couldnt, and you are flumoxed as to why we won't give up like you.

It's because you don't belong here. You have no equity. You haven't built anything with us. You've never been in the trenches. You're not in touch with us. You don't know the community. And more than anything, you don't have the first clue about Black culture.

And in the past 3 days, with endless Black people, specifically Black women, telling you you're wrong, you have no idea what you're talking about, and that you need to LISTEN to Black people, your every response has been the white privileged casually racist response of "I know the Black community better than you."

You don't.

Hell, the idea of representation never even occurred to you until you adopted a Black kid and you're walking through the toy aisle and couldn't find any black dolls. If you couldn't grasp that until it was forced upon you, what makes you think you know us better than we know ourselves? We've been black our whole lives.

And how do I know you'll NEVER have a place in our party?

You adopted a little Black girl and still don't even bother to listen to Black women, let one Black people.

In the words of Kendrick Lamar: You're not a colleague. You're a fucking colonizer. I was going to tell you to subscribe to my podcast but I'd rather just tell y'all fuck Tim Miller some more.
Jun 28, 2024 49 tweets 11 min read
Putting together a Greatest Hits of Black Jobs tweets: Image
Jun 1, 2024 42 tweets 9 min read
Put together another thread of the best Trump Conviction tweets because the internet is undefeated just like charges against Trump. 34-0 Image
May 31, 2024 117 tweets 24 min read
Putting together a thread of the best Trump conviction tweets Image
Jul 21, 2023 11 tweets 5 min read
In honor of Marjorie Greene making Hunter Biden's dick the biggest thing in politics, here's a top 10 list of crazy MTG 💩

A thread: Image Number 10:

Biden should have shot down the Chinese spy balloon over land because the 9/11 plane crashed and didn't kill anyone on the ground.

Even though she doesn't believe the other plane hit the Pentagon.

I threw in the Obama Muslin invasion for free.
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Jun 28, 2023 13 tweets 5 min read
Alright kids, it's almost go time for Jack Smith in the fake elector plot :🧵

According to breaking news, Smith’s team interviewed Rudy Giuliani in recent weeks. That's crazy news for a number of reasons. First of all, DOJ seized not just one, but 18 phones and devices from Giuliani in April of 2022. Of note, that was months before the first J6 Committee hearing in June of 2022. More importantly, that was a potential treasure trove of info for DOJ.

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Jun 10, 2023 13 tweets 4 min read
Dissecting everything wrong with the photo of Trump's bathroom. I am obsessed with photo. A 🧵 Image Why is his toilet on the ground? This is the opposite of those big dick toilets former acting A.G. Whitaker used to sell. Image
May 15, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Revelations from the Rudy Giuliani suit:

• Selling pardons for $2M to split with Trump

• If Trump were to lose the 2020 election, they had already planned to claim massive voter fraud

• forced his employee into performing oral sex and intercourse • demands bjs while on the phone like so he can feel like Bill Clinton

• Says Jewish men have smaller genitals•

• Jewish people should "get over the Passover" because "it was like 3000 years ago"

• says Black and Hispanic men hit women because “it is in their culture”
Jan 18, 2023 19 tweets 3 min read
We're a few hours away from the two month mark of Jack Smith's Special Counsel appointment.

Having following Mueller's investigation every day for years, here's a few things to think about. This investigation was much farther ahead when Smith took over than the Russia investigation was when Mueller took over. Smith has well developed evidence thanks to the work of both DOJ and the J6 Committee and should be far closer to charging decisions than Mueller 2 months in.
Nov 18, 2022 6 tweets 1 min read
As the most super pro Merrick Garland guy on still left on this flaming hellscape, I disagree with his appointment of a special counsel to investigate Trump. Not because there are no pros, but the cons he's likely intending to avoid are unavoidable. The pros:

•The investigation is now insulated from a GOP led House

•The investigation can no longer be closed behind the scenes

•There will be a public report upon conclusion

•The special counsel can request a significant DOJ/FBI resources.
Nov 15, 2022 15 tweets 3 min read
MAGA: Civil War 2024

🧵 MAGA is going to implode. They lost the Senate. In a political environment where they should have slaughtered Democrats by 40+ seats thanks to gas prices and inflation, they still may lose the House. And when Trump announces his 2024 candidacy tonight? Utter chaos.
Nov 12, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
Befoe I get to the MAGA civil war, one thing to be weary of is bad faith actors on the left 🧵 Based on historical trends, gas prices, inflation etc, dems were supposed to get slaughtered in the midterms.

That obviously didn't happen but if it had, bad faith actors on the left were going to use that to drive a wedge between the party the way Trump did to the 2016 GOP
Nov 12, 2022 6 tweets 1 min read
Alright. The GOP plan to win the White House in 2024 is dead 🧵 The 2024 Republican candidate will and was always going to lose the popular vote, whether that be Trump, Desantis, or anyone else. The plan to get over that hump was to either

1. Use governors and secretaries of state to rig swing state elections or...
Nov 6, 2022 15 tweets 3 min read
I've given plenty of thought about what the future looks like after midterms under the scenarios of a Dems losing the House or the Senate or keeping both. Just a few points to keep in mind as we give it the final push on election day 🧵 • Dems keep the Senate

Most noteworthy is the effect that this will have on the third branch of Congress, the judiciary. Even without the House, Biden can continue his record pace of appointing judges which will have a decades long effect of shaping the law.
Oct 22, 2022 52 tweets 10 min read
After working on a podcast the last few months, there are a lot of things I'd like to share about the experience so far. It's the Pardon The Insurrection poscast, @PardonPod on twitter if you want to follow. Anyway, on to the 🧵 •New Skillset

I have 0 experience in media, broadcasting, or public speaking, so firing up a microphone and talking for an hour at a time is a brand new experience and skillset to learn.

Being able to grasp complex subjects and their implications is one skill.