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100% Sarcasm 99% of the Time - Covering 45th Ward and Alderman Jim Gardiner 📨blondenoxious@gmail
Dec 31, 2020 15 tweets 8 min read
It's the last day of this dumpster fire known as 2020
Let's recap some shenanigans - #Ward45 sure had plenty

In January, Jimmy called out The Crew at Copernicus 
A photo bomber, a bounty, and the mayor visited us

The Point is resurrected in February - now ten storeys instead of 10
A firetruck can’t make a turn and Cuyler Plaza meets its end
Jimmy shows how tough he is and takes a stand against graffiti
A vigilante video offering a hundred-dollar bounty
Oct 31, 2020 9 tweets 3 min read
Listen my friends and I'll tell you a tale
Of an abandoned firehouse and a ten dollar sale

Far away in Jeff Park by Copernicus Center
Where NIMBYs love parking and hate on the renters

Stands an old firehouse full of asbestos
Flood damage, lead paint, and probably fungus Vacant and crumbling for over eight years
But finally some good news involving some beers 🍻

A plan to remediate, renovate, restore
Nine apartments, @LakeEffect_LLC on the first floor

After years working its way through the City
Finally approval from DPD and Zoning Committee