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Dec 17, 2019 • 13 tweets • 2 min read
🎄‘Twas the Night ‘Fore Impeachment 🎄
‘Twas the eve of impeachment, when all thru’ D.C.,
The swamp rats were dancing and sipping Chablis.
The Articles set on the dais with care,
In hopes that Pelosi soon would be there.
Journos were bunked in the capitol’s hallways,
While visions of headlines entranced them like always.
Nance in her pantsuit, and Schiff in a tie,
Were prepping their openers should they testify.