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Triumph over CHRIST'S enemies. Conquer the world with MIRTH. Be enchanted by the very words of ALMIGHTY GOD.
Jul 21, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
This is just “Jesus wants the rose” with extra steps. Image When I see womons whooring themselves online and in public, I don’t think “oh man ‘we’ have undignified them.”

I see a world of weak men who have allowed their daughters to pursue their dream of being an unpaid prostitute.
Jun 18, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
Few things bother me more than people misreading David and Jonathan's relationship in 1 Samuel.

Obviously, you have hideous, obese, prog freaks who want everyone to believe they were homosexuals.

But I'm not just talking about them... The reason you have disgusting freaks making such a claim about David and Jonathan is because the typical evangelical understanding of the story is that David and Jonathan were just really good buddies...
Jun 1, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
The LCMS stuff (along with the problems of the PCA and SBC) have led me to the conclusion that if you want a faithful church and a faithful pastor, you will have to be independent. This is not a position I have come to lightly. Being independent is a precarious position fraught with many dangers.

But the leadership of the denominations we have are filled with cowards and hirelings (at best) and enemies of Christ (at worst).
May 19, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
If you haven't read and listened to everything in Ryan's thread, I would encourage you to.

The "conservative" mainline denoms are not alright.

If you were hoping to "save" these institutions instead of building new ones, this thread might cure you of that. If you espouse politics to the right of Liz Cheney and interact with the online right, you are going to be attacked by hirelings like this.

It doesn't matter how much you disavow the "bad ideas" of those to your right.

Any positive interaction with them is MAJOR SIN.
May 17, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
I have said from the beginning, I think maybe in corresponding with @FistedFoucault, that my primary goal with Christian Nationalism is not to create some highly effective political bloc or something.

It is primarily a movement within evangelicalism to strengthen and reform the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… It is telling that it draws the ire of boomercon buffoons like Michael OFallon and his hired grifter, James Lindsay.

I have actually written that I don't want a hard right reaction against wokism.

I would much prefer the paleoconservative vision of someone like Pat Buchanan.
Mar 24, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
I have ten million criticisms of Trump but anyone who thinks there would have been a different outcome with anybody else at the nominal helm, you don't understand the political realities regarding the administrative state or you are a malicious liar. The Joint Chiefs literally sent Trump a letter saying they would remove him from office if he deployed the military against BLM rioters.

They lied to him about troop levels in Syria.

The rest of the permanent government operated the same way.
Mar 22, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
One of the biggest problems in very conservative churches is unmarried 30-something gals.

There are a lot of possible reasons for this phenomenon. •They are rarely secretly promiscuous.

•But they parallel the broader culture's idea of having fun in 20s with friends and putting off marriage.

•Many claim there are no good guys, but often reject any suitors who show interest.

•Most are college educated.