legally they cannot stop you from trying all the free samples in the mall food court
Jan 25 • 26 tweets • 5 min read
“ijbol” gotta be the worst online acronym of all time. no cadence, no rhythm, no character to it. a crude and inadequate substitute for the timeless, versatile, unimpeachable “lmao”
“ijbol”- desperate to let everyone know the mechanisms of your physical act of laughing, defining the humor by your own relationship to the material, rather than the joke itself
“lmao”- keeps your frame of reference to the joke brief. the subject is your ass leaving your body
Jan 14 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
plenty of people are developing new sounds/art. they are, as ever, usually not the art marketed aggressively in this world. if you only consume what is hand delivered to you, then sure. but i guarantee wherever you live people are making cool art if you look even a little
you see people say stuff to this end nonstop, and it is usually just clinical depression and a resistance to seeking it out. every generation has claimed this. the art of yesteryear you revere has been cultivated & curated by time- it came out alongside a mountain of garbage too
