ADHD life means bios aren't long enough. Tradie, sex worker, cyclist, car enthusiast, magical Goddess, gorgeous househusband, father of teens...
Dec 23, 2018 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Tomorrow we'll be attending the big Croatian family Christmas lunch.
There are a few minor differences to the pakeha (Englist based) xmas lunch...
When invited, replying with "What shall I bring? I could do roast chickens." Means...
Pakeha: I'd like to help. We can share the burden of cooking.
Croatian: I don't trust you to stay up until 4am the night before, preparing everything. I want to overthrow you as head cook.
Oct 31, 2018 • 8 tweets • 1 min read
Tonight I attended a landlord’s info evening, put on by a property management company.
60% info, 40% advertising.
The following are the notes I took, in order...
1. He refers to his female staff members as “girls” WTF?
(At least 30x throughout the evening)
Feb 1, 2018 • 23 tweets • 3 min read
As I was driving to work today, I noticed an odd, thick hair under my arm.
It didn’t look like a normal hair and it was the only one in that area.
I did what any normal person would do, and went to grab it, to pull it out.
As my fingers got near it, it moved.
