Ancient & military historian specializing in the Roman economy and military. PhD @UNChistory. More impressive credential is that I have beaten Dark Souls.
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Nov 11 8 tweets 2 min read
Further DA: Veilguard thoughts: I've heard folks rip on the writing. I think it's not *bad* but it also isn't strong.

Part of the problem for me is not enough thought was put in to how individuals embedded in this world might talk about things. 1/ Take for example, the Evanuris, the gods of the Elves, who are a major part of the plot. Regardless of background or faction, characters generally call them 'the gods' or 'the risen gods.'

Two problems: one, hearing that over again sounds strange and two there's no variation. 2/
Nov 5 23 tweets 4 min read
So I was listening to @ezraklein podcast with Jon Stewart & struck around the midpoint as they tried to get at anxiety & polarization.

It put me in mind of something re: the fall of the Roman Republic - 'the Republic' clearly meant different things to different Romans. 1/ At the beginning of my Rome course or my Rome unit in the anc. history survey, we lay out what the Roman Republic was in institutions (blog version of that here: ) and most students decide that 'the Republic' is a system of voting and office holding. 2/acoup.blog/2023/07/21/col…
Oct 27 4 tweets 1 min read
I just...who wants this to be the culture in our country? Who wants to tell their kids, "these are our values?"

And sure, there are spaces for off-color jokes (although this is also distressingly racist), but "the process where we decide who gets the nuclear codes" ain't it. More than anything, I hate how these years have cheapened and profaned our public, civic exercises.

And sure, a lot of politicians are not good people, but the *pretense* was still valuable, the tribute bad men had to pay to our collective values.

This is just...base. Vile.
Oct 20 13 tweets 3 min read
I would phrase this differently: that the ability of my field to demand tax dollars - that is, resources that are the product other's labor - is directly connected to the degree to which we provide a public good.

Education is a key public good, but not solely measured by majors. Historical investigation, for its own sake, may be a sublime good in and of itself, but if we want plumbers, bankers, factory workers, & fry cooks to pay for it, we need to be providing something in return.

That can be enrollments, or majors, or public engagement or some mix...
Oct 10 6 tweets 2 min read
One of the (many) grim ironies of fascism is that fascists are deeply concerned about the aesthetics of military power and masculinity, but ideologically incapable of doing things which actually produce military power.

A lot of time parading in uniform, but suck at war. I wrote in some more detail here () on how much fascists tend to suck at war.acoup.blog/2024/02/23/fir…
Oct 8 19 tweets 4 min read
One of the responses this thread got, a few times, ran roughly "if magic is common, magicians become engineers" or variations of that theme - the assumption that magic would be rapidly systematized by fictional pre-modern societies.

And I don't think this is right. 1/ Its an understandable but incorrect modern assumption to assume that basically all knowledge is scientific in nature.

But human beings have experienced matter, energy and chemicals for hundreds of thousands of years.

Physics and chemistry are far younger. 2/
Oct 2 5 tweets 2 min read
One of the substantial errors, in my mind, in fantasy writing, is the idea that 'magic' has to be forced to follow either 1) a parallel system of physics or 2) a logical rules-based system.

I'd argue instead that magic systems ought to be *thematically relevant* & *consistent.* In the Lord of the Rings, magical power is connected to knowledge - Gandalf doesn't have 'mana,' or access to a parallel physics, but he was present when the world was sung into being and so knows things you do not about how it functions on a spiritual level.
Oct 1 35 tweets 7 min read
So one of the retorts to this is to argue that this fails to consider 'cultural compatibility' of some sort - 'sure *some* people fit well in Rome's empire, but that's because they were 'similar' to the Romans.

This is also pretty obviously wrong, once one gets to details. 1/ Of course such 'cultural compatibility' arguments often reduce down to thinly veiled racism - 'compatible' cultures are the ones imagined to be white.

That bigotry has a long history in the scholarship, most notably Haverfield, The Romanization of Roman Britain (1905). 2/
Sep 28 25 tweets 6 min read
I suppose we're doing this again.

This is incorrect: the Roman army relied heavily on non-citizens throughout nearly the whole of Roman history, including the periods of its greatest success in the third and second centuries, when Rome came to dominate the Mediterranean. 1/ Image Indeed, Roman armies were at least half non-citizen for most of Roman history.

I've discussed this in more detail on the blog (link below) but let's do the basic details, so that you can be better informed than the manchild that owns this website. 2/
acoup.blog/2021/06/25/col…
Sep 13 34 tweets 6 min read
One of the common misperceptions about ancient armies was that ancient soldiers were all Super Buff and as a result, ancient military equipment was very heavy.

So how heavy was ancient military kit (not as heavy as you think!) - a thread! 1/ We need to make a key distinction here right at the start between a *combat* load (the weight of the equipment you'd carry into to a fight) and a *marching* load that a soldier would carry on the march.

Obviously, the latter is heavier, including lots of supplies and such. 2/
Sep 13 6 tweets 2 min read
One thing I think is important about this sustained attack - Vance is *still* tweeting about it - on Haitians in Ohio, is that it puts the lie to everything a certain sort of immigration restrictionist said they wanted.

"Oh, we just want them to come here legally"

They did!! 1/ These folks in Springfield *are* here legally, under Temporary Protected Status.

"Oh, but they need to be working, not leeching off of social services."

They are! Local business leaders say they work harder than many long-time residents! 2/
Aug 29 28 tweets 6 min read
I want to talk a bit about how historians go about understanding historical cultures and worldviews.

History, after all, is more than just dates and names, more than who did what to who when.

A good historian can, to a degree, inhabit the worldview of their subjects. But how?1/ The danger, of course, is importing our assumptions and values without realizing when trying to understand our historical subjects and what they might have been thinking.

This mistake is a pervasive problem in older (pre-1920s or so) scholarship and some modern enthusiasts. 2/
Aug 25 9 tweets 2 min read
Sigh.

Ok, so for one, it is: ἢ τὰν ἢ ἐπὶ τᾶς
(Plut. Mor. 241f)*
"With this or on this."
Because Plutarch wrote in Greek and not in Latin.

His Latin isn't even a precise translation, as Plutarch leaves out the world shield (though that is the sense). 1/ Image Funnily enough, a Latin author - Valerius Maximus (first cent. AD) - does mention this saying, but phrases it differently, ""monebantur ut aut vivi cum armis in conspectum earum venirent aut mortui in armis referrentur." (Val. Max. 2.7e.2) 2/
Aug 17 17 tweets 5 min read
So @_Dragases_ has provided some good additions to this list (I'll link his thread at the end) but I wanted to as well.

The issue with this list is that it is all emperors and generals - you will come away knowing a lot of events, but little of Roman society or culture. 1/ First off, being a 'Romanophile' is not the right way to approach any sort of history.

As I've said before, I find the Romans endearing, but as a student or scholar of Roman history, your goal has to be to understand them.

Sometimes you will like what you see, sometimes not! 2/
Aug 13 26 tweets 5 min read
Worldbuilding/history chatter: the Nights Watch from ASoIaF/GoT/HotD don't actually make a lot of sense.

The basic problem here isn't fantasy at all: how to keep a permanent security presence on a distant and potentially inhospitable border is an old problem. 1/ And because it is an old problem that recurs a lot, there are historical patterns for how it is solved.

The main problem is not how to generate the force, so much as how to keep it on the frontier (rather than either dissolving into the peasantry or marching on the capital). 2/
Jul 31 19 tweets 4 min read
Been playing a bit of Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, which is basically Total War: Late Bronze Age, covering the Aegean, Anatolia, the Levant, Egypt and Mesopotamia.

It's particularly interesting to see the fudges they have to make to fit bronze age warfare into total war. 1/ Because there are a lot of fudges here, for instance taking very rare, probably royal heavy armor (like the Dendra panoply) and imagining whole units of it, or pulling Assyrian cavalry forward a few centuries to fit into the game's time frame. 2/
Jul 30 28 tweets 6 min read
One key that differentiates real historical inquiry from more superficial engagement with the past is learning not merely what was in the past but how we know.

Getting to know the sources and their blindspots.

So let's talk about the sources for the Macedonian Sarisa phalanx!1/ And I won't bury the lede here: the problem with our sources here is that while most folks are really interested in the phalanx of Philip II and Alexander III ('the Great'), our sources mostly didn't see that phalanx.

They mostly saw the Hellenistic phalanx. 2/
Jul 29 22 tweets 7 min read
These sorts of accounts are everywhere these days, but what is shocking to me is not just the ideological bent they have, but how poor their grasp of the ancient world is.

They're selling an antiquity riddled with errors.

So, a non-exhaustive list of errors in this thread: 1/ Image Let's start with chronology: 500 years? No.

Philip II can introduce the Macedonian phalanx no earlier than the start of his reign in 359, the Romans stomp all over it from 200 to 168 and it is basically gone by c. 50 BC.

300 != 500. 2/
Jul 9 8 tweets 2 min read
There are a lot of problems with this. but I want to highlight the claim that this system lasted "almost 1,000 years" which speaks to how the Middle Ages are extended & essentialized.

The core features of this system emerge in the 8th/ 9th cent. and are mostly gone by the 16th. More broadly over course, this simplistic vision of 'feudalism' would be insufficient for even an introductory undergraduate survey, equating vassalage (relations between aristocrats) with manorialism (the economic system involving peasants).
Jun 23 5 tweets 1 min read
Increasingly feeling like I need to do a Roman Britain version of the 'Why was Roman Egypt such a strange province?' because of how badly Roman Britain distorts the popular understanding of the Roman Empire, but also doing it honestly is gonna upset a bunch of British folks. Roman Britain is, of course, conquered by the Romans relatively late. It was also both 1) less urbanized when they took and 2) remains less urbanized than the rest of the empire. It was also pretty clearly poor by Romans standards.
Jun 19 8 tweets 2 min read
Ptolemies stop creating military units with ethnic signifiers that don't actually signify either ethnic recruitment or culture-specific tactics or equipment challenge. A: "Ah yes, here is the Hipparchy of the Thessalians."
B: "Ah, so it is made up of Thessalians?"
A: "No. This dude's from Thrace!"
Thracian Guy: ::thick accent:: Χαιρε!
B: "Oh, so they fight like Thessalians?"
A: "Eh, probably not. They're just cavalry."
...sigh.