King of Hy-Brasil. Mackerel cracker, eater of Death Cookies. Lt. Governor of New Hampshire.
Mar 7, 2021 • 12 tweets • 5 min read
@Robynmonty Gimme a bit, but yes.
@Robynmonty Clam Chowder
Ingredients:
5 cans chopped Clams, separated, juice reserved
¼ lb. Salt Pork, chopped
1 White Onion, chopped
1 stalk Celery chopped
1 Carrot, diced
½ stick Unsalted Butter
Salt
⅓ cup + Flour
2 pt. Half & Half
2 Russet Potatoes, chopped (or equivalent volume of
Apr 8, 2020 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Listen up SHEEPLE leeme explain the whole 5G/Covid/Corona conspiracy. Get your notebooks out.
1) Coronavirus isn't new. It was created as a joint project of DARPA and the Jesuits in the late sixties under the name Poject ALOYSIUS.
2) "Anti-mosquito" chemical spraying in the 80s
disseminated the virus, primarily into disadvantaged communities.
Thing is, the virus hadn't been activated yet. That's where 5G comes in.
3) Chairman Xi is the head of an international Pedophilia ring. His top advisers are Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew and, until recently, one
Jul 19, 2019 • 27 tweets • 5 min read
While everyone is all caught up on the amazing fact that 50 year ago @TheRealBuzz and Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, do not forget that their amazing adventure did not end there. Several days later Earth's most intrepid explorers had to navigate Customs.
And so I present to you, the New, Corrected and Improved With Ukulele...
So, this morning I was heading to my car to go to work, I was accosted by brigands.
Out of the wood they came, bearing burning briars. They surrounded me and went through my pockets; I was bereft of several receipts.
But I turned upon them! I grabbed a the limb of a mighty tree, still green and new-fallen. I broke their pates and cracked their ribs until one, the leader remained.
Wayne, he was yclept, and known by his now fallen men as Wayne the Strong.
