Kolo and Yaya Toure are football's most scandalous siblings.
The Ivorian brothers hoovered up silverware, shagged in car parks and hired escorts for charity fundraisers.
From comparing knobs to secret alter egos, this is the story of football's friskiest fraternity. A Thread 🧵
Our story begins in 2002, when eager young defender Kolo Toure rocks up at Arsenal for a trial.
After injuring Henry and Bergkamp, Kolo flies in two-footed on gaffer Arsene Wenger.
Wenger is left unable to walk, but tells his coaches: “I like his desire, we sign him tomorrow.”